Pointless warnings

[Berrenta]

Saw this in another forum, and I don't see any forum games similar to this one, so I decided to start it here.

Basically, you post a pointless warning for the item in the above post. Then, post an item for the next person. Example:

a CD

Do not use as a frisbee.

Bag of Peanuts

May contain nuts.

And so on. Standard forum rules apply (try to keep things clean), and you can use items from fictional media if you want.

I'll start things off with...

A hairbrush

 

[Rainbow Cloud]

Do not use as paint brush

A toaster

 

[Berrenta]

Do not insert metal objects in slots.

A Poké Ball

 

[Qing'e]

Do not throw at people.

A Microwave Oven.

 

[Akromatic]

Warning: May Emit Radioactive Waves.

A bench.

 

[Wild Jr.]

Don't set on fire

An apple

 

[indigohex]

The seeds in an apple are poisonous (Apple - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia).

A can of spam.

 

[Bouffalant Herdier]

Don't use it to block your toilet.

Cup.

 

[Wild Jr.]

Don't use while upside down

A Pokédex

 

[Berrenta]

Caution: Do not throw

Orbitars (from Kid Icarus)

 

[Kakuna Matata]

WARNING: Do not use as a substitute for a bowling ball.

A bookshelf.

 

[Wild Jr.]

Not to be used as a seat

Toilet

 

[Qing'e]

Not a water fountain.

A vacuum cleaner.

 

[Berrenta]

Do not use for rides.

A teddy bear

 

[Gaga]

Warning: Cannot maul anyone. We've tried.

A laptop.

 

[Kakuna Matata]

WARNING: Wikiwalking does not count as exercise, no matter how tired your eyes may be afterward.

A mirror.

 

[Wild Jr.]

Warning: May show you how you really look

BMGf Forums

 

[Kit Chan]

Warning: Crazy people

Penguin Crossing

 

[Berrenta]

Do not run over the penguins or this sign.

A ceiling fan

 

[Wild Jr.]

Not a flashlight

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