Pointless warnings

[Caprizant]

Warning: May be subject to gravity at any moment.

Can opener.

 

[The absolis]

is not an acceptable tool to use on others, others

bulbagarden, bulbagarden

 

[Kakuna Matata]

WARNING: Bringing bugs here is pointless because we bug up enough as it is.

An apple.

 

[Bouffalant Herdier]

Warning: Does not come in blue.

Helicopter

 

[Berrenta]

Caution: Do not operate if afraid of heights.

A mailbox

 

[Wispy Willow]

Warning: do not put up on the roof.

Golf balls.

 

[Bouffalant Herdier]

WARNING: Not suitable as a surfboard.

Umbrella

 

[Kakuna Matata]

WARNING: Does not function when closed.

A toothpick.

 

[DestinyOfDeoxys]

Warning: Toothpick is not made of a tooth.

A Batman Costume

 

[Berrenta]

Do not wear during a hot summer day.

Rubber Duck

 

[DynamoRox4Sure]

Warning: Do not use play with in fresh soup.

Ceiling fan

 

[Berrenta]

Caution: Not for riding.

Shower curtain

 

[The absolis]

Does not make a very good substitute for clothing

Starbucks warning sign

 

[Berrenta]

Caution: Contains varying amounts of coffee aroma.

Wikipedia

 

[Apawn:p]

Warning: searching may fail

HOBOS

 

[dirkac]

Warning: Do not feed.A Warning.

 

[Paleo]

Warning! May be pointless.

A desert

 

[dirkac]

Warning: Might be sandy.The colour ochre.

 

[Berrenta]

Caution: Contains the color brown

A pillow

 

[Kakuna Matata]

WARNING: Is not a viable substitute for the marshmallow in your s'more.

A drawer.