Pointless warnings

[Kit Chan]

Warning: The Paperclip will decrease your productivity tenfold.

Absolutely Safe Capsule.

 

[Julum]

Warning: The Absolutely Safe Capsule may, in fact, not be safe.

Companion Cube.

 

[Berrenta]

Do not treat as a substitute to a living companion.

Mega Mushroom

 

[Enzap]

WARNING: Don't eat if allergic to mushrooms

A sofa

 

[Julum]

May be comfortable.

A necktie.

 

[Gaga]

Caution: Man-eating neckties have been observed in this region. Not by authorities. But Bill swears they're there.

Zombies

 

[Enzap]

WARNING: May contain decaying flesh

Turtles

 

[Bouffalant Herdier]

Caution: Cannot be used to break the sound barrier.

DVD

 

[Julum]

Caution: May play a movie if put in a DVD player.

Bouffalant Herdier

 

[Kit Chan]

Caution: Knows a secret about Wario that will change you forever.

Magikarp.

 

[Berrenta]

Do not go without an enabled XP Share for it.

The GTS

 

[Almonds]

Warning: refrain from asking for level 9 and under Reshirams

Hamburger

 

[Crystal Onix]

Product may contain meat

Safety scissors

 

[serahthecute]

Warning scissors are never real safe most of the time scissors are not very safe they usually like J-walking.

Box of High Explosives.

 

[Bouffalant Herdier]

Explosives: WARNING: Maybe explosive.

Computer mouse

 

[Apawn:p]

Warning: may Be confused with real one

Dunsparce

 

[The absolis]

Warning, warning! Squishy when stepped on, on

Repeated last sentence words, words

 

[Wispy Willow]

Warning: may make you go crazy crazy CRAZY!!!

Porygon-Z.

 

[Berrenta]

Caution: May be erratic in behavior.

Hint coins (from the Professor Layton series)

 

[Apawn:p]

LOL warning: has no cash value

Flying Bricks