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"Yeah, lucky, you've been with a hundred girls and I can't even spend two seconds with my own girfriend alone without being interrupted, I assume you heard what happened" he said rolling his eyes.
"Yeah I heard." JT answered. "I was just limping around minding my own business when I heard Mari's mother going crazy." JT smirked as he remembered that particular memory. "The best way to avoid a situation like that... is well, don't try anything when you know her mother will be there eventually. Or her father. That would have been worse. Much, much worse."
Travis rolled his eyes. Dante and Lucia told him about it. And, to him, it was funny as hell. "Maybe you should have considered locking the door." Dante said, doing that mysterious appearing act he does behind Ellery.
"Or witnesses of the actions." Dante smirked. "Oh, read this if you guys truly want to get intimate." Dante said, pulling out a pink hardcover book that read, "How to Please Your Female Other."
"Just want you guys to live a long life. A happy woman equals a happy you. Also, did you have to rip it? That was Lucia's." As if on que, an extremely pissed Lucia appeared behind him.
"The point." Lucia said as she seductively and dangerously licked the lenght of her dagger. "I wonder how good your blood will taste...." "Uh, Ellery, now's your chance to run. She's literally a little bloodthirsty." Dante said.
"Dude, that HARDCOVER BOOK costed her fifty bucks, so unless you got the chedder right now..... you gonna literally bleed. Hell, I bleed when we do foreplay!" Dante explained, not wanting his girlfriend having one of her vampiric episodes on poor Ellery.
"CoVER. Also, A. She loves the taste of blood, though not to the point of her becoming a vampire over it. B. She was horny when she got it. Ah!" That last part was when Lucia slashed Dante cheek and licked the blood from the cheek and the blade.
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