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"Yeah, lucky, you've been with a hundred girls and I can't even spend two seconds with my own girfriend alone without being interrupted, I assume you heard what happened" he said rolling his eyes.
 

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"Yeah I heard." JT answered. "I was just limping around minding my own business when I heard Mari's mother going crazy." JT smirked as he remembered that particular memory. "The best way to avoid a situation like that... is well, don't try anything when you know her mother will be there eventually. Or her father. That would have been worse. Much, much worse."
 

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'Good thing Mari doesn't have a father, but seriously we just got...well, horny" Ellery shrugged.
 

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Travis rolled his eyes. Dante and Lucia told him about it. And, to him, it was funny as hell. "Maybe you should have considered locking the door." Dante said, doing that mysterious appearing act he does behind Ellery.
 

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"Hey I closed it, I didn't expect anyone to walk in without knocking" Ellery frowned.
 

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"Or witnesses of the actions." Dante smirked. "Oh, read this if you guys truly want to get intimate." Dante said, pulling out a pink hardcover book that read, "How to Please Your Female Other."
 

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Ellery grabbed the book and ripped it in half. 'Why the hell???"
 

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"Just want you guys to live a long life. A happy woman equals a happy you. Also, did you have to rip it? That was Lucia's." As if on que, an extremely pissed Lucia appeared behind him.
 

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"She's happyhow we are right now, we don't need that stuff" Ellery frowned and crossed his arms.
 

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"You might want to run." Dante said meekly."Eh-hem." Lucia said, armed with her blades and a killing intent that can scare even a demigod.
 

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Ellery stuck his tongue out. "Like I haven't died before kill me but thos magazines are just full of foreplay"
 

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Lucia whipped out a frying pan from nowhere and exacted feminine justice.... by hitting Ellery hard enough to hit the ground.
 

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"Ow" he whined staying on the floor. "THAT FREAKING HURT"
 

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"The point." Lucia said as she seductively and dangerously licked the lenght of her dagger. "I wonder how good your blood will taste...." "Uh, Ellery, now's your chance to run. She's literally a little bloodthirsty." Dante said.
 

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"It's just a stupid magazine, no big deal!" Ellery yelled.
 

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"Dude, that HARDCOVER BOOK costed her fifty bucks, so unless you got the chedder right now..... you gonna literally bleed. Hell, I bleed when we do foreplay!" Dante explained, not wanting his girlfriend having one of her vampiric episodes on poor Ellery.
 

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"First of all who the hell buys a fifty buck hardcore book!" he yelled.
 

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"CoVER. Also, A. She loves the taste of blood, though not to the point of her becoming a vampire over it. B. She was horny when she got it. Ah!" That last part was when Lucia slashed Dante cheek and licked the blood from the cheek and the blade.
 

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"Um you don't want me I have O blood" Ellery said getting up. "Plus still why would you buy that book on the first place"
 
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