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Pokemon Detective Agency(Me & Elphie)

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Unfortunately, the moment they entered, Camille was spotted by the male Idiot Brigade. "Hey! She's here! Camille! Over here!"

"Motherfucker." Camille hissed.
 

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"You're not the boss of us. We can see Camille whenever we want."

"Please go away."

"But Camille! Your presence sustains us more than you'll ever know!"
 

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"Come on, Camille! You've been so scarce lately! Why can't you spend some time with us, your friends?"

"I'm sorry, but I'm always busy."

"Please?" One boy asked, giving her Lillipup eyes. This was the one boy who was more interested in her girlish charm than what was in her pants.
 

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Camille rubbed her temples. "Tell you what, i'm a bit thirsty. Can you get me some wa-"

"WATER! SHE WANTS WATER!" They all bolted.

"Now's your chance to sneak off."
 

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No sooner than they disappeared, the boys came back, each holding a cup of water. "Here's your water, Camille!"

"Oh, thank you, but I only wanted one."

"Then here, take mine!" One boy held his out, only to get kicked in the head. This, of course, made the water splash out at her. Luckily, the 'good' boy stepped in front of her. "Heh, guess the drink's on me." He chuckled, handing her his cup.

"Thank you." She giggled, drinking the water. Immediately, the boy became a target. They all knew a girl laughing at you was one step to getting laid. To return the favor, Camille stepped in to protect him and kicked their asses with the moves and grace of a dancer.

"Hope she knows what she's doing." Calvin muttered, trying to avoid being dragged.
 

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"Always?" Calvin raised an eyebrow.

"And let that be a lesson! Stop fighting each other unfairly!" Camille shouted. "If you have a problem with someone, settle it with a Pokémon battle!"

"Yes, Camille." The beaten boys groaned.

"Whoa..." The boy gasped. "You looked so awesome doing that! It's like you were dancing!"

"Why thank you, Kevin." Camille said with a smile, patting his head. "Now you stay outta trouble, okay?"

"Okay." Kevin said, running off to find something to do.
 
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