Pokemon: Facebook Newsfeed/Twitter Update Edition

[Fennel]

EVENT: Johanna Appreciation Day

1 attending
Brock

0 maybe attending

0 awaiting reply

1,917 not attending See all
Ash
Dawn
Johanna's ex-husband
Noelle
Lila

Dawn Really sorry Mom, but I can't make it. There's a Contest in Hearthome I've been practising for that's on the same day.
----Johanna That's fine dear, and I'm glad to see you're working hard. But aren't you travelling in Hoenn at the moment?!
----Dawn Oh crap! I mean, right. I mean, I meant Pacifidlog. Erm...uh, damn autocorrect!

Brock Is Noelle going to be there?
----Johanna No, she's busy, why?
----Brock Oh, no reason. BTW, is there any way to change my RSVP from attending to not attending?

 

[Chosen of Mana]

Ash's Charizard is in a relationship.
20 minutes ago
(Ash's Squirtle, Ash's Bulbasaur, Charla, and 21 others like this)
----Ash's Squirtle: Way to go, bro!
19 minutes ago
----Ash's Bulbasaur: Heh, when's the reception?
19 minutes ago
----Ash's Bayleef: I knew it! You two make such a cute couple! <3
18 minutes ago
----Ash: Congratulations, Charizard! ...But what exactly do you mean?
18 minutes ago
----Ash's Charizard: Well, Ash when a man Charizard and a woman Charizard love each other very much, blah blah blah, long story short, will you be these Charmanders' godfather?
17 minutes ago
----Ash: I don't follow.
15 minutes ago

 

[Cybersai]

Misty Hey guys, does anyone remember me?
7 hours ago

--- May Oh yeah, we met once or twice, right?
2 hours ago

--- Dawn Weren't you the name of a fishing lure or something?
1 hour ago

--- Iris Who is Misty? That name sounds like its for just a kid!
- 30 minutes ago.

-- Cilan Ah, Misty, is that the name of a savory sauce I can add to my next dish?
20 minutes ago

-- Ash Misty, who is that? I think you're...wait...who are you again? My mind has been wiped clean with a reboot!
10 minutes ago Misty doesn't like this.

 

[Krzysztof]

Team Plasma has created an event - Meteonite Hunt in the Resort Desert. Posted about 5 months ago.

Attending: Team Plasma, Team Rocket, Ash, Iris, Cilan, and 10 others.

Team Plasma posted on Meteonite Hunt in the Resort Desert's wall.
Sorry guys, but this hyped up event of ours will have to be put on hold for a while...it was really bad timing on our part. We hope to sponsor a more awesome event later on!! Posted about 4 months ago.
Team Rocket and rest of Pokémon fandom dislike this.

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N and Team Plasma just checked into Raimon City. Posted 12 hours ago.
Ghetis, Plasma Grunts, and 3,140 other people like this.
--- Giovanni So does this mean we can finally have our epic confrontation? Posted 5 hours ago.
--- Jessie, James, Meowth, and rest of Pokémon fandom like this.
--- --- Jessie I CAN'T WAIT TO FIRE MA LASERZ!! Posted 4 hours ago.
--- --- James, Meowth and 1204 others like this.

 

[Aestivate]

Don George is flexing his muscles
(Alx Louis Armstrong and Sieg Curtis like this)

 

[Karamazov]

Zoey posted on Dawn's wall:

Zoey hey dawn, can we have a sleep over ar ur house? mines infested with spineraks
Dawn Sorry, my mom says I shouldn't go home until she can find and get rid of the guy inside.
Zoey what?
Dawn Someone snuck into our house and is hiding in the walls. My mom's trying to flush him out. He keeps going into my room and leaving pictures of himself in his underwear, hugging a Slowking.
Cynthia You girls can sleep over at my house
Dawn Thank you, Cynthia!
Zoey YAY!

Conway uploaded a picture to his album: menakidpicnumber46.jpg
Conway uploaded a picture to his album: Dawnbrushingherhair.jpg
Conway uploaded a picture to his album: Dawngettingdressed.png
Conway uploaded a picture to his album: Slowkingeatingsoup.jpg

 

[CommanderPigg]

Paul was tagged in Ash Ketchum's album.

my friends part 5
This guy is my rival. Hes kinda mean but I know Ill beat him one day!!!!

----Trip: Did you let facebook automatically tag your photos again? Sigh...
----Dawn: Haha, Paul's not pretty enough to be this person ^_^
----Paul: ....

Brock was tagged in Ash Ketchum's album.

my friends part 5
He cooks the best meals!!!

----Cilan: It's SULKING TIME!~ T___T
----Brock: Awkward...


EDIT:

Spoiler

I don't know about you guys, but this happens to me all the time ;_;

 

[LuxrayOfTheWild]

Kenyan posted on Ash's wall
Hey Ash how's it going?
----Ash: Keenyin you found me!
20 minutes ago
----Iris: Seriously Ash? You can't even spell someone's name right even when it's in front of you. You're such a kid!
17 minutes ago (Kenyan likes this)
----Kenyan: Yeah what gives? Stop butchering my name!
15 minutes ago
----Butch Now you know how I feel.....
14 minutes ago

Ash is now friends with Kenyan, Langley, and 2 other users.

 

[Karamazov]

Tobias uploaded a picture of himself:

Spoiler

 

[LuxrayOfTheWild]

Barry posted on Tobias's wall
Trollbias! I demand a fine!!! Stop entering these tournaments with your trolling legendaries!!!
19 minutes ago
----Tobias: Stop posting this everyday on my wall! It's really getting annoying.
17 minutes ago (Dawn, Ash, Champion Cynthia, and 6 others like this)
----Dawn: I agree with Tobias. I'm sick of seeing this on my news feed every single day!
16 minutes ago (Tobias likes this)
----Iris: Always gotta be so persistent don't you Barry? You're such a kid!
14 minutes ago (Ash, Cilan, Tobias, and 4 others like this)
----Conway: If anyone is a troll here, it's Barry. Oh btw Dawn you're out of milk!
13 minutes ago
----Dawn: How do you know Conway?
12 minutes ago
----Champion Cynthia: That's not very nice, Barry.
11 minutes ago. (Tobias, Ash, Dawn, and 5 others like this)

 

[Karamazov]

Barry posted on Tobias's wall
Trollbias! I demand a fine!!! Stop entering these tournaments with your trolling legendaries!!!
19 minutes ago
----Tobias: Stop posting this everyday on my wall! It's really getting annoying.
17 minutes ago (Dawn, Ash, Champion Cynthia, and 6 others like this)
----Dawn: I agree with Tobias. I'm sick of seeing this on my news feed every single day!
16 minutes ago (Tobias likes this)
----Iris: Always gotta be so persistent don't you Barry? You're such a kid!
14 minutes ago (Ash, Cilan, Tobias, and 4 others like this)
----Conway: If anyone is a troll here, it's Barry. Oh btw Dawn you're out of milk!
13 minutes ago
----Dawn: How do you know Conway?
12 minutes ago
----Champion Cynthia: That's not very nice, Barry.
11 minutes ago. (Tobias, Ash, Dawn, and 5 others like this)

Tobias posted on Barry's wall:
Tobias U mad? U mad? U mad? U mad? I can do this all day if i have to.
Barry
Tobias U mad.
Paul He mad.
Ash I'm not mad.
Cilan ^ You taste mad.

 

[J J M]

Spoiler

Photo in album Awesome pics of me, Kenny
Added on the VIth of the Month of Harvesting Crops, 2,500 BC.
Kenny's Grandmother likes this.

Angie dude wats up with ur cheeks

The sad part is that's the best screenshot of Kenny there is.

 

[LuxrayOfTheWild]

Oshawott
Today I went to pick some flowers for my beloved Emolga....But when I tried to give them to her she just ignored me
30 minutes ago (Pikachu, Palpitoad, and Buizel like this)
----Totodile: Wow that really sucks!
25 minutes ago
----Quilava: Looks like you and Totodile have a lot in common! Sorry to hear about that though.
23 minutes ago (Bayleaf likes this)
----Tepig: Sorry to hear that Oshawott. You'll get her attention someday =D
20 minutes ago(Oshawott likes this)
----Corphish: Good luck with Emolga, Oshawott!
19 minutes ago. (Oshawott likes this)
----Oshawott: Thanks for the support everyone =D
17 minutes ago (Tepig, Totodile, Corphish, and 5 others like this)
----Pikachu: Oshawott.....FOREVER ALONE =P
16 minutes ago (Buizel and Palpitoad like this)
----Axew: That's not really nice Pikachu
14 minutes ago (Oshawott likes this)
----Pikachu: =P
13 minutes ago
----Brock: If I was traveling with Ash, I'd definatley help you out, Oshawott. No Pokemon deserves to be alone!
10 minutes ago (Oshawott and Totodile like this)

Spoiler

LOL Love how I always have like Pikachu, Buizel, and Palpitoad hating on Oshawott.

 

[Musashi]

Musashi - Kojiro, Nyasu, and I have finally arrived in Raimon City. Time for our next mission to begin... for Sakaki-sama. - Posted 10 hours ago.
Kojiro and Nyasu like this.

Satoshi - Hey, we just saw you guys last week! How did you find it so fast? Posted 5 hours ago.
Iris and Dent like this.

Kojiro - Maybe if you dumped your crap computer and got an iPad you'd be there now getting your ass kicked by us. Posted 3 hours ago.

Dento - But that navigator cost everything I had. ;_; Posted 10 minutes ago.
Musashi, Kojiro, and Nyasu like this.

 

[Aestivate]

Musashi - Kojiro, Nyasu, and I have finally arrived in Raimon City. Time for our next mission to begin... for Sakaki-sama. - Posted 10 hours ago.
Kojiro and Nyasu like this.

Satoshi - Hey, we just saw you guys last week! How did you find it so fast? Posted 5 hours ago.
Iris and Dent like this.

Kojiro - Maybe if you dumped your crap computer and got an iPad you'd be there now getting your ass kicked by us. Posted 3 hours ago.

Dento - But that navigator cost everything I had. ;_; Posted 10 minutes ago.
Musashi, Kojiro, and Nyasu like this.

Musashi - Also, we have rockets and you don't, suckers > *evil smile*

 

[Karamazov]

Musashi - Kojiro, Nyasu, and I have finally arrived in Raimon City. Time for our next mission to begin... for Sakaki-sama. - Posted 10 hours ago.
Kojiro and Nyasu like this.

Satoshi - Hey, we just saw you guys last week! How did you find it so fast? Posted 5 hours ago.
Iris and Dent like this.

Kojiro - Maybe if you dumped your crap computer and got an iPad you'd be there now getting your ass kicked by us. Posted 3 hours ago.

Dento - But that navigator cost everything I had. ;_; Posted 10 minutes ago.
Musashi, Kojiro, and Nyasu like this.

Iris So where's the Plasma two-parter, huh?
Dento What's it like only having two Pokemon at your disposal
Ash Three - Nyasu. Oh wait, he doesn't count XDDD
(Sakaki's Persian likes this)

 

[dman_dustin]

Pikachu's Status: Yes I got to be in the Don Battle Tournament
Palpitoad and Snivy like this but Tranquill, Oshawott, Tepig, Swadloon, and Roggenrola don't like this

Piikachu posted on Tranquill, Oshawott, Tepig, Swadloon, and Roggenrola's wall: U MAD?
The writers like this

 

[Winterdaze]

Yoshihiko- Made it to Nimbasa Town, battling this cute girl with huge hair. And Ladies, I'm still single -10 minutes ago
Lenora's Watchog likes this

Yoshihiko's Watchog- Like hell you are. Get your ass home right now. -7 minutes ago

Yoshihiko- Yes ma'm ;_; - 3 minutes ago

 

[Musashi]

Rocket Flint - I disappeared months ago. Does anybody miss me? Posted 20 minutes ago.

Musashi - Who are you again? Posted 11 minutes ago.

Rocket Flint - I was the guy who gave you your meteonite missions... you know, blue haired Rocket guy? Posted 8 minutes ago

Musashi - Ohhh you! We all assumed you got so bored of yourself that you died. Posted 5 minutes ago.
Kojiro, Nyasu, and the rest of the Pokemon fandom like this.

Rocket Flint - ;_;

 

[Hassel]

("You" being Musashi )