Pokemon: Facebook Newsfeed/Twitter Update Edition

[J J M]

Dawn - Just finished my homework. 5 minutes ago
Conway, Ash and 5 others like this.

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Dawn - Gonna go shopping with Mom soon. 1 minute ago.
Conway like this.

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Dawn - In Hearthome right now having a training session with Fantina and Zoey. 5 seconds ago
Conway, Harley and 1099 others like this.

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Dawn - Thank you guys for liking my contest performance! Really working it nowadays. 2 minutes ago.
Conway like this.

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Dawn - Guess who came in to visit. Kenny! 5 minutes ago
Kenny like this.
Conway dislike this.

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Dawn - I'm starting to feel creeped out here. I feel so stalked. 10 minutes ago.
Conway like this.
---May - ....
---Tracey - I don't care what anyone says. I'm reporting Conway.
Misty, May and 154 people like this
---Ash - hey dawn. maybe he wants to battle you!! DDDD can i watch?
Conway like this.
Misty, May and 899 people dislike this.
---Misty - Really Ash? Really?

 

[Karamazov]

Rocket Flint - I disappeared months ago. Does anybody miss me? Posted 20 minutes ago.

Musashi - Who are you again? Posted 11 minutes ago.

Rocket Flint - I was the guy who gave you your meteonite missions... you know, blue haired Rocket guy? Posted 8 minutes ago

Musashi - Ohhh you! We all assumed you got so bored of yourself that you died. Posted 5 minutes ago.
Kojiro, Nyasu, and the rest of the Pokemon fandom like this.

Rocket Flint - ;_;

Rocket Flint added a picture to his album

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[The Puppetmaster]

Moved this to Live Caster because it's a fun/game thread.

 

[Krzysztof]

The Writers like trolling and 41 other things.

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The Writers wrote on Pokémon Fandom's wall: U MAD? U MAD? U MAD? >

 

[Chronos]

Zorua changed their profile picture.



Iris Kicking ass and taking names @ the Don Battle!!! Wish me luck!!
Posted via iPhone
----- Langley You need luck, what with how terrible your Pokemon are, XD
----- Iris Shut up hoe, I'm not the one that almost lost to a Joltik
----- Langley Keyword, almost. You, on the other hand, won't last two seconds when I'm through with you
----- Iris That's if you can even make it far enough to battle me, >
----- Zorua Heheheehe
----- Langley Ugh, Zorua, CHANGE YOUR PROFILE PIC!!!
----- Iris Haha, Zorua has a better chance of winning this thing than you do XD
----- Zorua ^__^

Edit: Crap, does that pic show up? I'm on my iPad, so I can't tell XD;
Edit 2: Blahh, the pic I was going to put up is way too big. But it was a pic of Langley, lol /obv

 

[Aestivate]

quoting word for word something i've seen on facebook today:
This one's a little pg-13.

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Kasumi changed her profile picture.

i miss the beach!
summer 2k11


July 23 Like · Comment
--- Sakura
lol ur tail looks like a giant penis (4 likes)
--- Takeshi
yeah, like MY giant penis
--- Kasumi
....

Aaand because I have to add one xD

--- Satoshi
Oooh, so all tails are penises?

 

[Hellion]

Nyasu - Just went to first base with Den't leg guys! Should I change my relationship status? 22 hours ago
Dent's leg and 23 other people likes this

 

[Aestivate]

THANK YOU LORD DENT, SOMEONE REVIVED THIS THREAD

Nyarth updated his religion to Dentoism.

 

[Karamazov]

Ash wrote on Meowth's wall:

Ash: Sorry u left us. ;(
Meowth: I'm not
Cilan: Was it all a lie, Meowth?! Didn't you care about us? Did any of the stuff we did actually mean anything to you?
Meowth: Yes it did, Cilan. Every day my decision to stay with Jessie and James haunts me. I wish you all the best on your journey, Connoiseur Cilan.
Meowth: ....just kidding! Go DIAF.
Cilan: Bitch.
Meowth: :3c

 

[Hellion]

Kamtiure - Just saw a Pikachu and it was sooooooooooo cute. I wish I could have capture it but it already had a trainer ; ___ ; - 4 days ago
Pikachu likes this

Pikachu- Kami, guess which electric mouse just changed his status to "In open relationship with Satoshi"... So if you ever want to do some training, and I don't know... go for a drink afterwards, drop me a call. - 3 days ago
Satoshi dislikes this

Bel - Does that mean you want to train part of your time with me? DO YOU? - 2 days ago
Pikachu dislikes this

Zorua - Run, Pikachu! RUN! - 2 days ago
Pikachu, Luke, Satoshi and 25 others like this - Bel dislikes this​

 

[Karamazov]

Iris uploaded a picture to their album!

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Iris: "Look at my good friends!"

Cilan uploaded a picture to their album!

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Cilan: Here, I fixed the image.

 

[Mijzelffan]

Misty - Water pokémon are awesome <3
Wallace, Crasher Wake, Cress and 27 others like this.

>Gardenia - Grass pokémon are better ^^
Erika, Cilan, James and 12 others like this

>Cress - Water is awesome. You know, sometimes I wonder what the world would be like with just water.
Archie, Shelly, team-aqua-grunt-#12 and 24 others like this

 

[Cabaret]

Ash Gonging home two Pallet; Town!
----24 minutes ago (Deliah Ketchum likes this)
-Brock Ash, I think you might want to check your spelling...and punctuation. ----18 minutes ago
-Ash √? ----16 minutes ago
-Brock Never mind 12 minutes ago

 

[J J M]

Lenora: I just got underssed
Ash, Cilan, SamOak, Trip and 6660 others dislike this.

Hawes likes this.
----Hawes: I married her for a reason. 2 minutes ago
----Ash: so u can battle her everyday? DDDD 5 minutes ago

 

[CommanderPigg]

Bianca added 43 new pictures to the album my bb sawk ♥♥
Kyaaaaa, he's so dreamy ♥♥♥♥♥♥

----Stephan: ....
----Stephan: When did you take these?
----Stephan: I'm a bit creeped out...

 

[Bandit Keith]

PoachedEggirl J updated statusead.

GaryM***********gOak, PinkiePieLake, Bluel@kemover, and Yell0wLakeBrainiac like this.

HeroofUnova:Who is Akuroma? Is he going to appear instead of me?
KetchumAll:Akuroma? Is that a Pokémon?
DragonbornVillager:uhhhh...You're such a kid? Geez, I don;t even know...

TeamNeoRocket2AntiVillain likes this.

 

[TFSpock]

Dawn created album: Sexay Moi.

Dawn added 11 pictures to the album Sexay Moi.

Dawn: Here's some pics of me in my prom dress! 41 seconds ago

AshK, ConwayDaBomb, BrockDX, Prof. Oak, and 706,813,917,608 others like this.

 

[Winterdaze]

Ash's profile was updated to Timeline

Gary WTF is this!?
я!$ minutes ago

Dawn It's just an endless loop... I'm scared D:
c.? minutes ago

Barry Ow, I'm gonna fine you Ash for breaking my brain!!
ಠ_ಠ minutes ago

 

[TFSpock]

Prof. Oak updated status to: In a relationship.

Delia Ketchum likes this.

Delia Ketchum: You're seeing someone? That's great, Sam! But who is it?

Prof. Oak: Take a guess.

Prof. Oak created album: Pics of my GF!!!.

Prof. Oak added 3 pictures to album: Pics of my GF!!!.

Delia Ketchum: Oh... oh, no. NO. NO.

Prof. Oak: :naughty:

Delia Ketchum updated status to: About to freaking die.

AshK likes this.

 

[matt0044]

Elesa created album: latest pics of my Lingerie Shoot. Warning: pretty risqué.

Skyla, Bianca and 1,000,000,000,000 others LOVED this.

Ash: It's a miracle! I've finally hit puberty! And just in time.