Pokemon Horoscope

[Soulweaver]

I'm the stupid heart fish called Alomomola.

 

[Gym Leader Noob]

Im a Simipour.

 

[jda95]

I'm assuming this is based on regular horoscopes? They aren't just one straight month - I'm born March 23, but I'm an Aries (Whimsicott).

 

[Soulweaver]

I'm assuming this is based on regular horoscopes? They aren't just one straight month - I'm born March 23, but I'm an Aries (Whimsicott).

They are by month in this horoscope system, so you are, in fact, an Alomomola.

 

[proserpina]

They are by month in this horoscope system, so you are, in fact, an Alomomola.

Indeed. I should really be a Braviary, then. D< Oh well. I only missed by two days. ='D

 

[The Miniryu]

1 Day. 1 FRIGGIN DAY. I was born on the last day of July. 1 Day away from Braviary. Crustle is fine, I guess.

 

[Rage Baron]

I'm a Lampent.

Yessssssss.

 

[EB3]

March. Alomomola.

 

[Puddle]

Yay I'm Braviary! One of my favourite Gen V Pokemon!!

 

[exordia]

I was born in February so I am a ... :eh: ... a Simipour. Damn my birthday.

 

[Fluffy Cinccino]

I'm a Scolipede. I guess that's pretty cool, although I would have preferred Gothorita.

 

[gallowsCalibrator]

Gothorita. Makes sense, as a Virgo. Someone wanna tell me how Braviary equates to Leo? Or why Aquarius is a Water type, when its an Air sign?

 

[Mitsuru]

I got Bouffalant.

Still hate the ugly thing.

 

[Alex800]

Scolipede? NOOOOOOO!!!!!!
I'm gonna change my birthday >:C

 

[Isramon]

I was born in July, so I'm a Crustle.

 

[Morru]

Unfortunately my Pokemon horoscope is my most hated Pokemon of all time, which is to say, Simipour.

 

[Orion-Sama]

Someone wanna tell me how Braviary equates to Leo? Or why Aquarius is a Water type, when its an Air sign?

They had to make do with what they had and pick the Pokémon that resembled the Signs best. They didn't go for Elements (Whimsicott is Aries, which is a Fire Sign, among... many others). There's no lion-like Pokémon in 5th Gen. Liepard would be the closest thing, but Braviary fits the "Brave Leo" stereotype better. He has a feathery "mane" as well. Also, since Simipour is like a stream of water + monkey, and we lack a Pokémon based in a pot, it's the closest thing to Aquarius.

I'm more puzzled about why Fraxure is Saggittarius, but to be frank, I don't see any Pokémon in existence fitting the bill, let alone any 5th Gen pokémon.

Anyway, I'm a Sawsbuck both in month and Sign. Not bad. :-D

 

[Elite Four Will]

I was hoping June would be Deino but Klink describes Gemini best. Klink is just :-|

 

[Owain]

I'm a Virgo, so Yeah, Gothorita makes sense (still would like to be an Braviary or a Fraxure, but Whateva)

 

[Cyber Jet]

I was born in February so im a Simipour.