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You shut up. This is a man's thread. And this certainly isn't a publicity bump either! You go to hell! You go to hell and YOU DIE.
Oh, and by the way, if any mod or admin happens to be reading this, this topic is in the wrong section. This isn't 1st, 2nd, or 3rd Gen., after all.
Part 135: But Not Before This Game Dies
Part 136: Next Comes What?
Part 137: Palkia > Dialga. Seriously.
Part 138: Is It That Time Again...? (No.)
What?
At least there's no Giratina mission. It wouldn't take this shit at all.
Palkia leaves into the weird hole, which vanishes.
Where could that be?
The screen goes back to Haruba Desert. By the way, we ran in from the right to get to Henry's house, implying the world is still messed up.
Was everything covered? I think so. Well, everything but underwater and the Oil Field Platform, I believe. And the school.
But there's no money in the game! Who pays you to do what you do?!
I've seen a lot of legendaries, as I've mentioned. No big deal.
Sven isn't as fun-loving as Wendy.
Two deadly sins in one mission?
And you didn't think to come see any of the other legendaries I encountered before?
I like these missions. No congratulatory message overload.
Still doesn't explain why we came in from the right. Or how everyone's going to get home. I had three beers in that refridgerator of mine! God only knows where it is now!
Mission accomplished.
Here it comes! Did he get the container to hold it in when we weren't looking?
At least it's not yellow, right? Then again, there are arguably worse liquids that happen to be white that might be mixed in there...
Henry says nothing to this. Speechless, much?
Amen!
And that's it for this mission! One more! Just need to wait for it to be released...
Oh, and by the way, if any mod or admin happens to be reading this, this topic is in the wrong section. This isn't 1st, 2nd, or 3rd Gen., after all.
Part 135: But Not Before This Game Dies
I regain control again after the mission intro.
You're still trespassing on Ranger property, man.
Jeez, you're always in such a rush...wait, I almost forgot you are always in such a rush.
But you can make side, right?
Just as I go to leave...
Man, these Arabs are nothing like the ones in real life. At least they're nice to the Jews...wait, does the Pokemon world even have Jews?
Yes. Go back to sleep. Right here in the sand, don't you worry!
Hells yeah, let's explore!
No! Send me fucker! Unless it drops me off over lava! Then send him!
Damn it! Instead of just peeking in, he walks in like a crazy man. Even though he pauses as if he's going to just peek in.
That was...pointless.
Seems more like a prank to me. What kind of distortion is this elaborate?
Nothing...is impossible! It came to me in a dream. The doors don't move, the doors move the universe around them!
Do it!
Do it anyway! He's jumping for joy. A middle-aged Arab man. Jumping for joy.
That's how Sven likes his women, I reckon.
Damn it! Is it a Porygon?! Giving people seizures again I WILL HAVE YOUR CYBERNETIC HEAD YOU PILE OF CODE!
They never tell us.
Let's do this shit.
I regain control.
You can't.
Seriously, new moderators are only chosen a few times a year, and the minimum requirements for applying are very steep. Even so, hundreds apply, but only a few are selected. If you seriously want to be a moderator, you'll need to be an active, contributing user for well over a few months to even be considered. Pestering the current moderators or administrators to become a moderator essentially guarantees that you won't be selected.
By the way, it looks like the spring has dried up again.
Wait, I thought Murph was afraid to go outside. In fact, he didn't go outside at all during that scene. Did he know about this? Did that dick seriously know that space was messed up and not tell us?
Nothing interesting to be said here. Also, the Ranger Base nearby goes to the proper place.
What he didn't seem to pick up was his boat, because it's nowhere in sight.
Indeed, trying to leave from the north or east results in being dumped on the other end. Also, there is a huge amount of dirt inexplicably in the way of the northwest exit.
Wait, if only the Ranger Union is accessable from the village, then how did this little girl end up here?
Well, the Ranger Union and...Hippowdon Temple. That's where Henry ran.
Not really a place to be scared of if you're just walking in. But if you explore it - then god forbid! You're knee-deep in shit if you choose to do that.
So, if the only places "linked" with Haruba Village are itself, the Temple, and the Ranger Union, how DID that Little Girl get here? Where did she get here from?
Hey, if it removes the cannon room, I'm all for it!
A rat? They give the black plague, you know.
In an elaborate fashion.
Seems more like a prankster to me.
Sudden voicemail.
That's what you said about Darkrai! Or was it Regigigas? Whatever.
Pure. Fucking. Darkness. That's what I fought and won. Bring it on.
You think? The mission is only called "Palkia in Haruba Desert!?" you know.
But what's going to happen if the three of us unexpectedly walk into a bar?
Do it.
And going in, fixing the problem, and making him run with us through the cannon room is perfectly safe?
Great, and I just got done going through a game fast and furious. Well, more fast and furious than most people.
Control regained at last!
We didn't go very slow and steady when we rescued Isaac, nor when I helped furfag with his Riolu.
What indeed! We shall find out!
You're still trespassing on Ranger property, man.
Jeez, you're always in such a rush...wait, I almost forgot you are always in such a rush.
But you can make side, right?
Just as I go to leave...
Man, these Arabs are nothing like the ones in real life. At least they're nice to the Jews...wait, does the Pokemon world even have Jews?
Yes. Go back to sleep. Right here in the sand, don't you worry!
Hells yeah, let's explore!
No! Send me fucker! Unless it drops me off over lava! Then send him!
Damn it! Instead of just peeking in, he walks in like a crazy man. Even though he pauses as if he's going to just peek in.
That was...pointless.
Seems more like a prank to me. What kind of distortion is this elaborate?
Nothing...is impossible! It came to me in a dream. The doors don't move, the doors move the universe around them!
Do it!
Do it anyway! He's jumping for joy. A middle-aged Arab man. Jumping for joy.
That's how Sven likes his women, I reckon.
Damn it! Is it a Porygon?! Giving people seizures again I WILL HAVE YOUR CYBERNETIC HEAD YOU PILE OF CODE!
They never tell us.
Let's do this shit.
I regain control.
You can't.
Seriously, new moderators are only chosen a few times a year, and the minimum requirements for applying are very steep. Even so, hundreds apply, but only a few are selected. If you seriously want to be a moderator, you'll need to be an active, contributing user for well over a few months to even be considered. Pestering the current moderators or administrators to become a moderator essentially guarantees that you won't be selected.
By the way, it looks like the spring has dried up again.
Wait, I thought Murph was afraid to go outside. In fact, he didn't go outside at all during that scene. Did he know about this? Did that dick seriously know that space was messed up and not tell us?
Nothing interesting to be said here. Also, the Ranger Base nearby goes to the proper place.
What he didn't seem to pick up was his boat, because it's nowhere in sight.
Indeed, trying to leave from the north or east results in being dumped on the other end. Also, there is a huge amount of dirt inexplicably in the way of the northwest exit.
Wait, if only the Ranger Union is accessable from the village, then how did this little girl end up here?
Well, the Ranger Union and...Hippowdon Temple. That's where Henry ran.
Not really a place to be scared of if you're just walking in. But if you explore it - then god forbid! You're knee-deep in shit if you choose to do that.
So, if the only places "linked" with Haruba Village are itself, the Temple, and the Ranger Union, how DID that Little Girl get here? Where did she get here from?
Hey, if it removes the cannon room, I'm all for it!
A rat? They give the black plague, you know.
In an elaborate fashion.
Seems more like a prankster to me.
Sudden voicemail.
That's what you said about Darkrai! Or was it Regigigas? Whatever.
Pure. Fucking. Darkness. That's what I fought and won. Bring it on.
You think? The mission is only called "Palkia in Haruba Desert!?" you know.
But what's going to happen if the three of us unexpectedly walk into a bar?
Do it.
And going in, fixing the problem, and making him run with us through the cannon room is perfectly safe?
Great, and I just got done going through a game fast and furious. Well, more fast and furious than most people.
Control regained at last!
We didn't go very slow and steady when we rescued Isaac, nor when I helped furfag with his Riolu.
What indeed! We shall find out!
Part 136: Next Comes What?
As I walk through the temple, I see little shits, including Sandshrew, Fearow, Floatzel, and Arcanine, the latter of which I had to fight because of inattentiveness, but no matter.
A fisherman fishing in quicksand? Err...one, don't you have to walk into another place before you get warped, and two, even given that, does he seriously expect to catch anything in quicksand?
I outrun the Floatzel coming after me and walk through the door into...
It looks like....uhh...I can't tell from where I'm standing. But it's a road heading north-south. And Sven acts surprised.
Now that that's cleared up, why is he surprised? I thought he knew we were going to be going wherever.
Henry has a "get out of this weirdness" ticket.
And I thought the information age had arrived and he'd know about this.
If only he knew how to use a computer...he'd know all about this. Or knew how to take a vacation.
Control regained...sadly, this won't be like the Dialga mission where I can just kick back and play now. Here I have to sit through these scenes every time. Fuck you, Henry.
Control...
I'd love to see them try to make a whole world.
It's not wrong, but it's annoying to me, the player and LPer to have to copy stuff down.
Some Swinub and a Piloswine is here.
I'm not. He is. He's dumb.
I get a nearby Magneton and walk past generic female Ranger into the Union, which leads...
...to Altru Tower's "light" floor where Darkrai once was! There's a Rapidash, Aggron, and Carnivine (that wasn't initially asleep) here. And some Researchers
He's questioning this, but not the stairs leading to outside the Ranger Union?
At least this guy's somewhat sane in that regard.
Up the next set of stairs is...Shiver Camp!
Has he not felt that when bathing in the Oasis? Or does the Pokemon world not account for water being cold even during the day?
Explanation of why he cannot by Sven in 3...2...1...
One and a half...one and a quarter...
Shit!
There's an Altaria here.
Pamur, whose name is still the second worst name in this game, is here, not even noticing the weirdness.
Fun fact: People who live in wintery areas have a tendancy to get suntanned as well. This is because of the light from the sun reflecting off the snow and creating a kind of glare that can tan the skin. But of course, in this valley with its ever-present snow except after that last mission which doesn't seem to contribute to the deepness of the snow on the ground, that doesn't happen.
Sure, why not? I can make yellow snowballs easier, too.
k
The Ranger Base here is again properly linked. Did Palkia forget to mix them up? Pamur's house just leads to the one room in the Chroma Highlands with the Vileplumes.
Vientown is to the west. By which I mean the beach. Except a Primeape and Haunter seem to have taken up residence. And it's that time of year again! The time when the tide comes in!
Sand, and whatnot.
Err...wait, does that mean the people of Haruba all wear heavy clothes? Wouldn't they get even hotter? Or is it for skin protection? Either way, fuck yeah, Beach Boy gets his first unique line in a long time!
That's not how dieting works.
There's a Jigglypuff hopping around here, and...a Research Team Member! Ah-ha! So he's what they were talking about!
Again with the environmentalism, except now, they imply they'd react by going swimming.
There's a Cacturne and Sceptile near Breeze Hill, where, if you've forgotten, lovers need to watch for falling rocks.
Finally, a sign of my destination shows up, as I come out of the right nostril of the temple. Wonder what would happen if I hopped down here...but the game won't let me.
Seriously, this needs to stop. Does anyone but me know the nature of this mission?!
Not funny.
At least two people are enjoying themselves. And hey, I am too, just not as much.
The next destination is...my house. With the freaky sister.
I swear, if you try to fuck my mother...or my sister!
But what? But nothing. He says nothing after this.
No thanks.
Okay, and here is where this mission officially jumps the shark.
How the hell did it get here?! What's with the random concentration of...well, whatever the scientific term is for something changing around something else without the something else changing. But it gets worse...talk to it multiple times...
Oh god, it's changing on the spot.
Every time you do this, some lines or a "!" appear over your character's head. And then there's an annoying delay before you can do anything, even if you clear the message away.
Outside my house is...the fucking Volcano Cave. Specifically...I forgot. There are no Drifloon/hot air puzzles, though, which is good!
Yep. Now go get it!
Strangely, the Pokemon here are kind of the same. At least, a Raichu is. There's also a Hypno, which I'm not sure of (probably not), and a Torterra, which isn't. Suddenly, Palkia!
Over where? This is not the time to be vague! It's close, though...I can hear it!
Now there's a fisherman fishing in...get this: FUCKING LAVA! Now this is plausable: unlike quicksand, there are a fair amount of Pokemon that like to hang out in the lava. But what is stupid about this is how graphically, nothing melted.
There's a Scizor here...another Raichu...a Bellossom...a Lopunny (which somehow ended up floating in the air as a result of a glitch)...
The east exit led to Chroma Ruins. The room where the Team Dim Sun grunts were that got stunk out. There's also a Walrein (which somehow is able to slide around on the rock and charge) and a Sableye.
It sounds exactly like a normal Palkia cry to me...so Palkia must always be suffering.
Or is he against us?
Deadly sin.
A fisherman fishing in quicksand? Err...one, don't you have to walk into another place before you get warped, and two, even given that, does he seriously expect to catch anything in quicksand?
I outrun the Floatzel coming after me and walk through the door into...
It looks like....uhh...I can't tell from where I'm standing. But it's a road heading north-south. And Sven acts surprised.
Now that that's cleared up, why is he surprised? I thought he knew we were going to be going wherever.
Henry has a "get out of this weirdness" ticket.
And I thought the information age had arrived and he'd know about this.
If only he knew how to use a computer...he'd know all about this. Or knew how to take a vacation.
Control regained...sadly, this won't be like the Dialga mission where I can just kick back and play now. Here I have to sit through these scenes every time. Fuck you, Henry.
Control...
I'd love to see them try to make a whole world.
It's not wrong, but it's annoying to me, the player and LPer to have to copy stuff down.
Some Swinub and a Piloswine is here.
I'm not. He is. He's dumb.
I get a nearby Magneton and walk past generic female Ranger into the Union, which leads...
...to Altru Tower's "light" floor where Darkrai once was! There's a Rapidash, Aggron, and Carnivine (that wasn't initially asleep) here. And some Researchers
He's questioning this, but not the stairs leading to outside the Ranger Union?
At least this guy's somewhat sane in that regard.
Up the next set of stairs is...Shiver Camp!
Has he not felt that when bathing in the Oasis? Or does the Pokemon world not account for water being cold even during the day?
Explanation of why he cannot by Sven in 3...2...1...
One and a half...one and a quarter...
Shit!
There's an Altaria here.
Pamur, whose name is still the second worst name in this game, is here, not even noticing the weirdness.
Fun fact: People who live in wintery areas have a tendancy to get suntanned as well. This is because of the light from the sun reflecting off the snow and creating a kind of glare that can tan the skin. But of course, in this valley with its ever-present snow except after that last mission which doesn't seem to contribute to the deepness of the snow on the ground, that doesn't happen.
Sure, why not? I can make yellow snowballs easier, too.
k
The Ranger Base here is again properly linked. Did Palkia forget to mix them up? Pamur's house just leads to the one room in the Chroma Highlands with the Vileplumes.
Vientown is to the west. By which I mean the beach. Except a Primeape and Haunter seem to have taken up residence. And it's that time of year again! The time when the tide comes in!
Sand, and whatnot.
Err...wait, does that mean the people of Haruba all wear heavy clothes? Wouldn't they get even hotter? Or is it for skin protection? Either way, fuck yeah, Beach Boy gets his first unique line in a long time!
That's not how dieting works.
There's a Jigglypuff hopping around here, and...a Research Team Member! Ah-ha! So he's what they were talking about!
Again with the environmentalism, except now, they imply they'd react by going swimming.
There's a Cacturne and Sceptile near Breeze Hill, where, if you've forgotten, lovers need to watch for falling rocks.
Finally, a sign of my destination shows up, as I come out of the right nostril of the temple. Wonder what would happen if I hopped down here...but the game won't let me.
Seriously, this needs to stop. Does anyone but me know the nature of this mission?!
Not funny.
At least two people are enjoying themselves. And hey, I am too, just not as much.
The next destination is...my house. With the freaky sister.
I swear, if you try to fuck my mother...or my sister!
But what? But nothing. He says nothing after this.
No thanks.
Okay, and here is where this mission officially jumps the shark.
How the hell did it get here?! What's with the random concentration of...well, whatever the scientific term is for something changing around something else without the something else changing. But it gets worse...talk to it multiple times...
Oh god, it's changing on the spot.
Every time you do this, some lines or a "!" appear over your character's head. And then there's an annoying delay before you can do anything, even if you clear the message away.
Outside my house is...the fucking Volcano Cave. Specifically...I forgot. There are no Drifloon/hot air puzzles, though, which is good!
Yep. Now go get it!
Strangely, the Pokemon here are kind of the same. At least, a Raichu is. There's also a Hypno, which I'm not sure of (probably not), and a Torterra, which isn't. Suddenly, Palkia!
Over where? This is not the time to be vague! It's close, though...I can hear it!
Now there's a fisherman fishing in...get this: FUCKING LAVA! Now this is plausable: unlike quicksand, there are a fair amount of Pokemon that like to hang out in the lava. But what is stupid about this is how graphically, nothing melted.
There's a Scizor here...another Raichu...a Bellossom...a Lopunny (which somehow ended up floating in the air as a result of a glitch)...
The east exit led to Chroma Ruins. The room where the Team Dim Sun grunts were that got stunk out. There's also a Walrein (which somehow is able to slide around on the rock and charge) and a Sableye.
It sounds exactly like a normal Palkia cry to me...so Palkia must always be suffering.
Or is he against us?
Deadly sin.
Part 137: Palkia > Dialga. Seriously.
It's time to bring this spatial-distorting thing down!
I feel a lot of things in my stomach. No big deal.
I hop down, and finally end up in the little oasis!
I fought...
Pure fucking darkness.
I can handle this.
Sven sees something.
It's...it's...
Nowhere to run, boy, it's Palkia! The same weird fazy hole that was behind Dialga is here. Wait, nowhere to run? That means I can't go back either! Where's the warp?! Where's the Drifblim!??!?!
Shit! I'm doomed.
Not wounded enough to not be able to elaborately rearrange the world's paths and doorways all while ignoring Ranger Bases, though.
*sigh* When we they learn that destroying things when in pain is never a good idea?
Why can't you?
The warp back to the surface is not here, nor is a Drifblim. Only a Magneton, and the Palkia. Vlad just steps to it.
Boss intro! Boss HP bar! Boss music (gem guardian)! Boss fight!
269. Palkia
Here, I could relax a little. Palkia's only attack seemed to be firing weird blue orbs in random directions. Easy to predict, and while hard to dodge, easy to just lift the stylus. But then he warped us to the Volcano Cave, where fire proceeded to erupt from the ground, and it started using...Hyper Beam. lol. It sometimes tried the orb attacks too. But I also found something else out: the fire is considered an attack (not an environmental hazard), so if you freeze/disable Palkia, you're laughing. Good thing with the former too, because it is again a dragon type. It also had a water attack that I didn't catch, because it only used it once and I got hit with it before I could even see it. It did a lot of damage, though (around 40!). It sometimes shot out a *LOT* of those orbs at once, too. It also warped me to a snowfield where ice came out of the ground (which I could similarly stop), and back to the temple, where nothing came out of the ground. Then I caught it.
I feel a lot of things in my stomach. No big deal.
I hop down, and finally end up in the little oasis!
I fought...
Pure fucking darkness.
I can handle this.
Sven sees something.
It's...it's...
Nowhere to run, boy, it's Palkia! The same weird fazy hole that was behind Dialga is here. Wait, nowhere to run? That means I can't go back either! Where's the warp?! Where's the Drifblim!??!?!
Shit! I'm doomed.
Not wounded enough to not be able to elaborately rearrange the world's paths and doorways all while ignoring Ranger Bases, though.
*sigh* When we they learn that destroying things when in pain is never a good idea?
Why can't you?
The warp back to the surface is not here, nor is a Drifblim. Only a Magneton, and the Palkia. Vlad just steps to it.
Boss intro! Boss HP bar! Boss music (gem guardian)! Boss fight!
269. Palkia
Here, I could relax a little. Palkia's only attack seemed to be firing weird blue orbs in random directions. Easy to predict, and while hard to dodge, easy to just lift the stylus. But then he warped us to the Volcano Cave, where fire proceeded to erupt from the ground, and it started using...Hyper Beam. lol. It sometimes tried the orb attacks too. But I also found something else out: the fire is considered an attack (not an environmental hazard), so if you freeze/disable Palkia, you're laughing. Good thing with the former too, because it is again a dragon type. It also had a water attack that I didn't catch, because it only used it once and I got hit with it before I could even see it. It did a lot of damage, though (around 40!). It sometimes shot out a *LOT* of those orbs at once, too. It also warped me to a snowfield where ice came out of the ground (which I could similarly stop), and back to the temple, where nothing came out of the ground. Then I caught it.
Part 138: Is It That Time Again...? (No.)
What?
At least there's no Giratina mission. It wouldn't take this shit at all.
Palkia leaves into the weird hole, which vanishes.
Where could that be?
The screen goes back to Haruba Desert. By the way, we ran in from the right to get to Henry's house, implying the world is still messed up.
Was everything covered? I think so. Well, everything but underwater and the Oil Field Platform, I believe. And the school.
But there's no money in the game! Who pays you to do what you do?!
I've seen a lot of legendaries, as I've mentioned. No big deal.
Sven isn't as fun-loving as Wendy.
Two deadly sins in one mission?
And you didn't think to come see any of the other legendaries I encountered before?
I like these missions. No congratulatory message overload.
Still doesn't explain why we came in from the right. Or how everyone's going to get home. I had three beers in that refridgerator of mine! God only knows where it is now!
Mission accomplished.
Here it comes! Did he get the container to hold it in when we weren't looking?
At least it's not yellow, right? Then again, there are arguably worse liquids that happen to be white that might be mixed in there...
Henry says nothing to this. Speechless, much?
Amen!
And that's it for this mission! One more! Just need to wait for it to be released...
