Pokémon Shaming

[BigDocFan]

I eat Cutiefly for breakfast, lunch, dinner and desert

Alolan Sandslash

 

[Blaine.]

Alolan Sandslash gives everyone a cold shoulder, and I want him gone

PokeShame the fat ol Munchlax

 

[TRNatalie]

I keep eating my food bowls, my Poke Balls, and I take bites out of the couch.

Noivern

 

[BigDocFan]

Noivern enjoys breaking windows with its loud noise

Litwick

 

[TRNatalie]

I absorb Mommy’s life force and make her feel sick so she has to stay home and play with me

Cacnea

 

[Blaine.]

Oh look, its another dumb plant based grass type. Cacturne is way better. Besides, you can't even get strong with a trainer. (I suck at this)

Impidimp

 

[BigDocFan]

I'm a demon that likes to cause mischief that few know little about

Pumpkaboo

 

[Blaine.]

Im a literal pumpkin. I am excluded in my group.

Sobble

 

[TRNatalie]

My tears flooded the house

Grookey

 

[toastghost]

I wake up in the middle of the night and bang on pipes so my trainer thinks his house is haunted.

Impidimp

PokeShame the fat ol Munchlax

stop. now. this is a warning.

 

[TRNatalie]

I like to photobomb anyone using a camera

Inkay

 

[BigDocFan]

I love being upside down so I can evolve and be evil Malamar

Primeape

 

[TRNatalie]

I beat up the t.v, throw things, and make the house shake with my stomping whenever somebody makes a bad call in my sports games.

Ekans

 

[Rainami]

"the fact that my name is snake correctly spelled backwards resulted in my trainer misspelling "cobra" and losing the spelling bee"

serperior

 

[BigDocFan]

I slither and bite, I'm a snake in the grass

Clefable

 

[TRNatalie]

I caused a meteor to crash into earth just by waving my fingers

Voltorb

 

[BigDocFan]

I like to Self Destruct, destroying homes and injuring people

Metagross

 

[toastghost]

I like to stay in the sky so when jets crash into me they explode.

Flygon

 

[BigDocFan]

I like to work with Krookodile in the search of food so that I can steal it

Dugtrio

 

[TRNatalie]

I sing to annoy my trainer (it’s stuck in their head for days afterwards)

Dustox