Pokémon Shaming

[Blaine.]

Haha I'm the big fire dragon haha. Hey don't pay attention to the new Galar Pokemon, or Kalos Pokemon, or Kanto Pokemon. PICK ME! Plus I have 3 other forms.


Genesect

 

[BackSet]

I'm racist against shinies.

Bulbasaur

 

[Fan of Jarrus]

I am a Poison type critter

Klink

 

[BackSet]

I like to sneak into machines and turn the wrong way to make them stall.

Magnemite

 

[Fan of Jarrus]

I am just a magnet

Magmar

 

[MegaPod]

“I went out in public without any underwear on my forehead.”

Snom

 

[Fan of Jarrus]

I am Snom

Eternamax Eternatus

 

[BackSet]

I snapped my fingers and made half the Pokemon in Galar disappear. Unfourtanetly, that did not makes the Meta perfectly balanced as all things should be.

Pichu

 

[Fan of Jarrus]

I am a smaller Pikachu

Zacian

 

[Chidamari Sketch]

Hot diggity dog. Without Mega Fuckboy around I'm the ultimate Fairy/Steel type! Who needs originality when the population's getting excised?

Slugma

 

[Rainami]

I wanted to sleep next to my trainer in his bed. Now he has to sleep on the sofa.

Swampert

 

[MegaPod]

“I tracked mud all the way into my trainer’s bedroom, and onto her bed, to make it cozier for her.”

Morelull

 

[Eeveely]

"I sucked my trainer's life away and tbh i feel no regret that mf didn't feed me well what ekse was i supposed to do"

Eiscue

 

[TRNatalie]

My trainer tripped on the icy water I dripped onto the hardwood floor (I thought it was funny ^•^)

Onix

 

[BackSet]

I burrowed through the floor instead of using the door.

bounsweet.

 

[MegaPod]

“I intentionally jumpscare people at the farmers’ market!”

Zweilous

 

[Rainami]

Left head: I ate my brother's birthday cake.
Right head: visible distress

Hatterene

 

[RTLfan]

I pretended to be a fairy godmother and then I ate the child because I'm a horrible being through and through.

Grovyle

 

[CuboneKing]

I suspiciously steal sacred temporal artifacts, beat up their guardians, and wait way too long to tell anyone it’s for a good reason

Zacian

 

[BackSet]

I try to play fetch with my sword.

Bulbasaur