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"Ah a front seat...and it's taken. Wait, I have a plan. Phaetos, your dead impession is top notch. Let's see what we can do." Jake grinned.
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"OH NO! MY HAUNTER! HE'S DYING! SOMEBODY, PLEASE HELP HIM! HEY GUY WHO IS SITTING IN THAT SPOT RIGHT IN FRONT OF THE FIELD, HELP HIM! GO GET THE NURSE! HE'S DYING!" Jake lied and splashed water on his face to give him a crying impression.
"Hau-ter-ter-haun..." Phaetos fake coughed.
"WELL! DO SOMETHING! HE'S DYING!" Jake yelled at the man.
"Umm, okay. I'll get the nurse!" The man said as he ran away.
"Hehehe...it worked!" Jake said as he highfived Phaetos and took a seat. "The hell, it's warm!" Jake said as he wiped the seat with Clorox.
"Hold on. I'll get another spot." Jake groaned as he found another victim. "Excuse me ma'am, but you've been chosen to be the Next Top Model of Kanto! Your ride is in front of the building, waiting for you." Jake lied.
"I knew they couldn't resist my lumps!" The woman ran.
"Gross...anyway, here's another seat." Jake smiled.
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