Portalmon Part 2 (a continuation to a Fun & Games thread)

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I’ll just keep going. It’s my blog.

Cuts to Santalune City Gym. A delivery man walks in.

Delivery Man: Where can I find Ms. Viola, leader of the Santalune Gym?

Viola comes.

Viola: That be me.

Delivery Man: Here’s a package. (hands the package to Viola) Sign, please!

Viola: Okay! (signs)

Delivery Man: Thanks! Good day! (leaves)

Viola: I wonder who it’s from? I hope Alexa.

Viola opens up the package and out comes a hand and grabs her. Alexa walks by the gym with Helioptile and here Viola screaming.

Alexa: Oh, my! Don’t worry, Viola! Your big sis is coming. (rushes inside) Oh, my!

Viola is gone but the package is still in there and Alexa looks inside and finds a message. It says “Dear Alexa, I have a good glimpse of who has your sister. To rescue her, meet me at the fountain. Sincerely, anonymous”.

Alexa: Okay! (leaves)
 
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Cuts back to Springfield.

Chiharu: What else can I do with this wand.

Eriol Hiiragizawa comes.

Eriol: I can answer that. Let's talk privately.

Chiharu: What about him? (points to Yamazaki)

Eriol: He'll be fine.

Chiharu and Eriol go to Springfield Elementary School playground.

Eriol: Lemme tell you a secret, Mihara-chan.

Chiharu: If it involves stuffed animals, then yes.

Eriol: Okay! Here's a bear. (takes out a teddy bear that looks like Sakura Bear but green)

Chiharu: Isn't that Sakura's teddy?

Eriol: No! Give him this to a friend and that friend will love you.

Chiharu: Okay! Thanks. But anyway, why are we here?

Eriol: Let's say that Kinomoto-chan has a secret method of cardcapting.

Chiharu: Car cashing? Sakura secretly pays for cars?

Eriol: No! Cardcaptoring.

Groundskeeper Willie comes.

Willie: Get off me property.
 
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Eriol: Let’s talk somewhere off this ground keeping.

Chiharu: Okay!

While they leave, Principal Seymour Skinner comes.

Skinner: Those two don’t look like they are from this universe. Too anime and not colored yellow.

Willie: Carl and Apu arn coloyor yellow nor ees Officer Lou.
 
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Eriol and Chiharu hide behind Moe’s Tavern.

Eriol: Get this.

Eriol whispers something into Chiharu’s ear.

Chiharu: Oh, my! Tell me, what other kinds of “Cow Cars” there are?

Eriol (in a quiet voice): They’re Clow Cards and aside from the Erase...

Chiharu: The Freeze and the Bodyswap

Eriol: Yes and no. That’s the Change. There’s more. Lemme whisper one. (in quiet voice) Try the Time.

Chiharu: Okay. Time. RELEASE!

The Time card gets released and it rewinds back to The Simpsons house. When Homer comes out and sees Yamazaki staring at it.

Homer: Hey, you kids. It’s weird to stare at a random person’s property.

Chiharu (whispering to Eriol): It feels like we went back in time.

Eriol: That’s because DID go back in time.

Chiharu: Please tell me more.

Eriol: Okay! But somewhere private like behind that Tavern.
 
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Chiharu and Eriol back to the back of Moe’s Tavern.

Chiharu: What should I do next?

Eriol: Release the Jump, that’s what.

Chiharu: The Jump?

Chiharu: Okay, Jump. RELEASE!

The Jump gets released and it gets used on Chiharu. She leaps on top of the roof of the tavern to other roofs.

Chief Wiggum: Look, boys! A girl jumping from building to building. Hey look! There’s a cat jumping from tree to tree.

Chiharu (going back to Moe’s Tavern’s roof): Now I yell “RETURN!” (the Jump returns to card form) Uh-oh! Aaaaah!

Moe catches Chiharu.

Moe: Are you alright, missy?

Chiharu: Yes. Cardcapting is fun! (runs away in excitement)

Eriol: Let me tell you something, sir.

Moe: I’m Moe. Moe Szylak.

Eriol: Eriol Hiiragizawa. Or as my previous incarnation, Clow Reed.
 
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Cuts back to the Simpsons house.

Homer: Why stop that, you! It’s impolite to stare at a stranger’s house:

Naoko, Rika, Mr. Burns, Smithers, the Flanders’, and Hilbrooke come out from a nearby portal.

Naoko: Yamazaki! Why are you staring at that house.

Yamazaki: I don’t know. I’m guessing because I lost control of my life.
 
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Homer: Well, uh..., I kinda lost control of mine too.

Ned: Hey, look! There’s a wolf looking at a tree.

Naoko: And it’s my birthday. My friend got me this. (shows Gremlin) Isn’t he cute. This stuffed gremlin, to claw our heads off.

Homer: Now where’ve I seen him before? (shows a flashback of him driving pass the school bus in The Attack of the 50 ft. Gremlin) Nope! Doesn’t ring a bell.

Marge (coming out): What’s going on, Homer?

Homer: Just hanging out and chatting with people. Hey! Look at all these cherry blossom petals. I think they’re sakuras.
 
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Cuts back with Chiharu, Eriol, and Moe.

Chiharu: You, know! I think all these Clow Cards explain somethings like my stuff animal disappearing and the raining of flowers on Sports Day.

Eriol: Yes!

Moe: What're "closed cars"?

Eriol: Clow Cards.

Moe: Never mind. I'm going back inside to make some beer. (leaves)

Chiharu: It might explain how're cakes turned out too sweet.

Eriol: Yes! The Sweet adds extra sweetness to some dishes. I suggest turn his beer sweeter.

Chiharu: Okay, Sweet. RELEASE! (releases The Sweet and it sweetens to the beer Moe makes)

Homer comes in with Ned.


Homer: Hey, Moe! Can I have a beer.

Moe: Sure thing! Here you go! (gives him the extra sweetened beer)

Homer: Oh, boy! (drinks it and feels yucked out from too much sweet) How much sugar did you put in this?

Moe: The usual.
 
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Homer: Too sweet to be a usual.

Moe: Let me check.

Moe walks to the Duff brewer. Eriol and Chiharu watch from outside.

Eriol: Quick! Fill his brewer with sweetness.

Chiharu: Okay, Sweet! Sweeten that brewer.

The Sweet sweetens the brewer. Moe fills up a glass and then drinks it. He feels the same sweet.

Moe: Your right, Homer.

Marge walks in.

Marge: What’s going on, Homer?

Homer: The Duff beer has turned too sweet.
 
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Naoko walks in.

Naoko: What’s happened?

Moe: Only grownups are allowed in my tavern. Scram kid!

Homer: Nothing. Just his Duff beer turned too sweet.

Naoko: Reminds me back in 4th grade.

Homer: Hey, my son’s in 4th grade.
 
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Cuts to the kitchen from Annoying Orange where Orange and his friends are hanging out.

Orange: Gee! I’m bored. Wonder why I can’t remember something.

Pear: We’re all with you, Orange.

Orange: I feel like I have used some sort of wand and cards become real.
 
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Pear: I think you were probably dream.

Orange: You’re probably right. Everyone dreams stuff that think they’re real. Ha ha!

Pear: *Sighs.* Annoyingly real!

Cuts back to Luna Nova.

Sakura: I feel like someone’s using the Clow Cards.

Syoaran: Me too!

Tomoyo: Maybe you’re right! Plex. Beat us to where Orange’s Sealing Wand is.

Plex: Okay, Tomoyo! (beats (including Michiru everyone to Springfield) This must be where it is.

Bart: One of us must’ve missed it.

Lisa: Hey! What’s going on in Moe’s Tavern. (sees the news at Moe’s Tavern)

Kent Brockman: Hey there, Springfield. I’m Kent Brockman. I’m here at the place where the elite meet to drink, Moe’s Tavern. I’m with the owner, Moe Szyslak. What do you have to say, Moe?

Moe: Well, Mr. Brockman...

Kent: Mr. Brockman was my father. Call me, Kent.

Moe: Okay, Kent. I was brewing some Duff beer but then when a costumer started to drink it, he felt something too, how shall I put this... SWEET.

Kent: Hmm... And?

Moe: Then I fixed myself my own drink and he was right. Here. (shows a cup of Duff beer) Take a drink.

Kent: Okay? (slurps) Uggh! It tastes as though some has put a bunch of candy and syrup together.

Sakura: Sweet? The Sweet card! Remember during cooking.

Kent: In other news, Chief Wiggum has report a girl leaping.

Sakura: The Jump!

Homer (comes with Marge): Bad news! I think Moe’s Tavern has to close down. It could be worse.

Kent: I just got a report that things got worse. Seems like there’s been more sweetness in bottles or cups of Duff beer around the world. We even have to retire Duff Man for this. No offense, sir.

Duff Man: It’s not your fault. Companies don’t last long.

Pixel: There’s trouble. We need Sportacus. (beats Sportacus) Wow! Is this Springfield from The Simpsons.

Homer: Yes! And you’re looking them yourselves.

Sportacus’ crystal beeps.

Sportacus: Someone’s in trouble.

Sakura: Yes! Clow Cards are being unleashed. The Jump, The Sweet.

Sportacus: Clow Cards? Like what a Cardcaptor uses?

Sakura: Yes, Sportacus-San.

Sully: We’re gonna help too. Let’s go to Kent Brockman.

Kent (comes over): Or let Kent Brockman come to you. Actually, I’m here for our costumer, Homer Simpson.

Homer: Good news! Sportacus and the Danger Rangers are going to help.

Kent: Did you hear that? We’ve got some help.

Burble: We never helped a dimension where everyone is a human.

Sully: Burble, there are still other animals.

Kitty: But they aren’t humanoids.
 
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Burble: Not that it matters.

Burt: And it's not like Darth Vader is my father.

Sully: Darth Vader is NOT your father.

Burt: I didn't say Vader is my father.

Tomoyo: Who is my father? Vader?

Bonnie: I heard you saw Caitlin of the Unova Elite 4. I want her to marry Clemont. She's cute.

Brock: I'm with Clemont.

Clemont: Yes!

Brock: She's going to marry me.

Ash: Things never change.
 
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Max: Come on, Brock. Croakgunk and I agree.

Bonnie: Me too.

Max: Thanks, Bonnie!

Bonnie: Caitlin is a type for Clemont.

Max: Come on, Bonnie! Like Iris said. We’re kids.

Iris: Yes! Little kids.

Max: Yes! Little... HEY!

Ash: Things never change at all.

Brock: Nope!

Duck: Say Mr. Simpson. Have you been reincarnated?

Homer: Unsure! I should remember the life of my previous incarnation.

Sully: Now you’re making me wonder. Is our dimension a reincarnated universe where humans are put in other creatures bodies? SAVO! Scan for reincarnations of people from our dimension.

Duck: And mine too, Mr. SAVO. Quack-quack!

Wubbzy: Why not mine too.

SAVO: One at a time, okay?
 
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Sakura: Maybe the Erase erased the memories of your previous incarnations. Eriol seems to remember his.

Kero: But Sakura. Do you have a previous incarnation?

Sakura: Maybe. Syoaran must sense the Clow Cards back in Tomoeda because he is another reincarnation of Clow Reed. Or because I found the book in my basement, maybe I’m a reincarnation too.

Kero: But Sakura. How can there be Clow Cards outside of the universe?

Sakura: By who has been passing the book around and when that person died, the Erase erased their memory like Tomoyo and the others during our test of courage. And how do you explain why that beer was sweetened?

Moe: I know the perfect answer. The company put too much sugar in them.

Sakura: No! The Sweet sweetened the flavor. Am I right Syoaran?

Syoaran: No! At least I don’t think. You know why I came.

Sakura: Yes! But that fortune teller back in Hong Kong might’ve remembered his previous life well. And he was a fond Cardcaptor like Clow.
 
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Akko: Wait! Isn’t that?

Chief Wiggum: Who? Snake Jailbird. I heard from the Dispatch he escaped.

Akko: Her!

Luluco walks by.

Luluco: Hey! Didn’t we meet?

Akko: I think! Didn’t we high five.

Michiru: I may like this form but I have to blend in. (turns into her normal human form)

Akko: Are you a witch? I can turn into animals too.
 
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Michiru: No! I’m a Beastman. You’re a witch? You don’t look like one.

Akko: Well technically we do wear hats but we usually wear them when we have permission to go home.

Lotte: And our traditional witch uniforms are for training only.

Ash: Ash! Who are you?

Bonnie: Will either of you marry my brother?

Brock: Or me?
 
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NOTE: I assume that the Luluco is the same universe as the reboot. It was a teaser for the Anime.

Sucy: I see you’ve met my friend, Akko.

Luculo: You’re Sucy’s friend.

Akko: Yep! Atsuko Kagari. But call me Akko. That’s our roommate Lotte Jannson. And Diana Cavendish, Amanda O’Neill, and Constanze Amalie von Braunschbank-Albrechtsberger. There’s Jasminka Antonenko but she’s not with us anymore.

Luculo: I’m Luculo. I’m a daughter of a Space Patrol officer and daughter of the Space Pirates’ captain.

Tomoyo: Well I’m the daughter of a president of a big toy company in Japan.
 
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Yui: Oh, my!

Sakura: What is?

Yui: Mio, Mugi, and Ritsu. They’re gone. It’s like if they got erased. (cries) How could this happen to me? Hence a band’s quote.

Ash: Wow!

Ui: It’s true. And something made Azusa freeze in ice. (cries near the ice frozen Azusa)

Ash: Oh, my!

Brock (offscreen): Hey, Ash!

Ash (turns around): Yes, Bro... (gasps) Oh, my! (sees Dedenne which turns to have Brock’s brain inside)

Brock: Me and Dedenne got changed.

Ash notices Dedenne in Brock’s body trying to fit Bonnie’s bag.

Sakura: Erase, Freeze, and Change. These are all Clow Cards.

Bart: How about what happened to our cat.

Sakura turns and sees a giant Snowball V chasing some people.

Sakura: The Big.

Barney Gumble comes nearby and freaked out.

Sakura: What is fat guy?

Barney: It was suddenly dark in my bowling alley and when the lights turned on, my pins were stacked.

Shaggy: Like, oh my! Maybe it’s one of our old enemies.

Scooby: Yeah!

Shaggy: The Snow Ghost. The Witch Doctor. The Ghost Clown. The Ghost of Mr. Hyde. Maybe even The Creeper.

Fred: You know all of our enemies turn out to be people in disguise to get away with something and they got stopped from us meddling kids.

Naoko: Or they are real.

Sakura: Enough ghost beliefs.

Tomoyo: You know how much scared Sakura is. Say Sakura. Wasn’t there a Clow Card that did this?

Sakura: Yes! Maybe The Shadow.
 
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It’s nice to co-work on a thread.

Portal opens up and Randall and the bugs come out.

Randall: Now this is a strange place. These scaredy-cats are colored yellow.

Flik: Well, we’re going back. Bye. (go back through the portal)

Abra comes and takes Randall to Bewear’s den. Abra then grabs Snake Jailbird and returns him back to Springfield.

Snake: Oh, no! The police. Better hide. (goes to the back of Moe’s Tavern where Chiharu and Eriol are) You gotta help me missy.

Chiharu: What should we do?

Eriol: Fly him with the Fly.

Chiharu: Okay! (releases the Fly card and Snake grows wings)

Snake: Wow! I’m flying.

Tomoyo: Wow! Look at that man fly.

Sakura: Yes. Wait! The Fly card.

Kero: And look like he has some unexpected accompany.

The giant Snowball II gets distracted by the flying Snake Jailbird.

Snake: Nice, kitty.
 
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