Portalmon Part 2 (a continuation to a Fun & Games thread)

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Homer: Bad, Snowball! Bad!

Snowball II is angry and picks Homer up.

Homer: D’oh! Marge, distract Snowball please.

Marge: Uh.

Akko: I happen to own a black cat and I assume your cat really like mice. (turns into a mouse) Get me, kitty.

Kitty: Hey! Oh. That kitty.

Snowball II gets absorbed and chases Mouse Akko.

Akko: Okay! Sakura. Is there a shrink card.

Sakura: Yes, there is. Okay, Little. RELEASE!

The Little card gets released and shrinks Snowball II. Akko turns back to human.

Akko: Great! I know I couldn’t be gargantuan cat bait for long.

Lisa: Well, I’m glad our cat is safe. (pets Snowball II) But who could’ve done this.

Santa’s Little Helper comes and barks.

Bart: What is it, boy?

Lisa: I think Santa’s Little Helper’s onto something, Bart.

Santa’s Little Helper sniffs the frozen Azusa and walks away.

Chief Wiggum: What’s the dog doing?

Lou: I think he’s tracking the frozen girl’s scent, Chief.

Sakura: Of course! Dogs track scent to lead us to somewhere. Let’s go!

Everyone follows Santa’s Little Helper to the back of Moe’s Tavern. Santa’s Little Helper sniffs Chiharu’s legs.

Chiharu: Oh, hey there doggy!

Bart: Good work, boy! Okay, Missy. Did you cause that hubbub back there?

Chiharu: Me? Uh...

Eriol: Yes, she did.

Bart: Who are you?

Sakura: That’s Chiharu Mihara.

Bart: No! I mean him.

Tomoyo: Oh, that’s...

Eriol: Eriol Hiiragizawa. Or as in my past incarnation, Clow Reed.

Chief Wiggum: And I thought reincarnation was a myth.
 
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Iris: And your acting like a little kid, Chief.

Chief Wiggum: You can say that.

Moe: Well, are the ones responsible for my sweetened beer, kids? When I came back inside did you use you “Code Cara”.

Eriol: Yes, Moe sir. And they’re Clow Cards.

Moe: And I thought that little puke was a pain in the head.

Bart (gulping): Yep! You said it Moe.
 
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Lou: Oh my! Well, have fun. We have to catch all those prisoners that have escaped.

Chief Wiggum: You’re right, Lou. Let’s go!

The cops leave. Luluco’s space alert comes on and she leaves.

Luluco: Have fuuuuun!

Sportacus: Better go too. Bye!

Sportacus jumps on to Luluco.

Sully: Me and the Danger Rangers are going to leave. I hope everything turns out great in the ends Bye!

The Danger Rangers leave.

Sakura: Well Erase, Sweet, Freeze, Change, Fly, Shadow, Big, Little*, and Fly. RETURN!

Every Clow Card gets returned back to their true forms and everyone is cured. Snake Jailbird falls into prison. Mio A., Ritsu, and Tsumugi return. Azusa gets unfrozen.

Mio A.: Gee, what happened. I can’t remember why I’m here.

Ritsu: Me neither.

Tsumugi: Or me.

Azusa: You disappeared and I froze.

Mio A.: Really?

Yui (coming with everyone else): Yes! I saw you. (turns to Sakura) Why aren’t they remembering what just happened?

Sakura: The Erase erased their memory. It happened to Tomoyo and everyone’s memory about the test of courage.

Chiharu: So. What else can this thing do? (takes out the Sealing Wand) Shoot lasers?

Sakura: Where’d you get that?

Chiharu: Found it while walking to Twin Bells.

Naoko: Where she got me this. (takes out Gremlin) He’s cute and is trying to claw my eyes off.

Gremlin looks at Bart and Bart screams and runs in fear. Gremlin pounces on him and claws him. He comes towards the same cherry picker from Lost Our Lisa.

Homer: Watch out for that cherry picker.

Bart falls into the aerial platform and hits lever. The cherry picker starts to move. He throws Gremlin off and Gremlin lands back to Naoko.

Bart: Oh! Hey I can see? (gasps in realization and screams in fear) Help!

Cuts to Sportacus and Luluco.

Sportacus: This will get you slipping.

Sportacus takes out a banana and drops the banana near a prisoner and the prisoner steps on it into a paddy wagon. Sportacus’ crystal beeps.

Sportacus: Someone’s in trouble.

Luluco: I think I know. (points to see Bart in the runaway cherry picker) It’s Bart.

Bart: Sportacus! Luluco! Help meeeeeee!

Sportacus: I will go with the Danger Rangers. You go to a nearby phone and call 911.

Luluco: Okay!

Cuts to the Danger Rangers rounding up criminals. Bart comes past. Sportacus comes.

Bart: Danger Rangers! Help!

Sully: Oh, my!

Kitty: Was that Bart in a cherry picker?

Sportacus comes.

Sportacus: Yes, Kitty! It was. You need to contact SAVO on his coordinates.

Kitty: Got that, SAVO?

SAVO: Yes, Ranger Kitty.
 
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Man. I'm hoping somebody will help me add onto this thread if they'd like.
 
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Sakura comes.

Sakura: I can freeze the cherry picker.

Luluco: Then you’d freeze Bart.

Sakura: Erase it?

Sully: Then Bart will get erased too.

Everyone else comes with the cherry picker operator.

Cherry Picker Operator: And freezing or erasing my cherry picker is worse than it falling to sea like some guy did once while looking for his daughter.

Homer recalls the flashback of him finding Lisa and him moving the cherry picker to sea. He tries not to look guilty.

Tomoyo: Sakura could shrink the cherry picker.

Marge: But what if a car comes by and doesn’t notice the shrunken cherry picker and runs over it. Bart will be dead.

Cherry Picker Operator: And so will my poor cherry picker.

Sakura: There must be a safe way.
 
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Kitty: SAVO! Where is the cherry picker going?

SAVO: Going through... A PORTAL!

Gabriella: Where is it leading to?

SAVO: LazyTown.

Sportacus: Wait! That’s my home. Where is the cherry picker coming to.

SAVO: My calculations say... TO A BILLBOARD WITH A COW ON IT!

Sportacus: That’s where Robbie Rotten lives.

SAVO: Oh my! Sportacus. Well Sportacus. Your airship has a hook. Use it.

Sportacus: Plex! Beat me into my airship.

Plex: Okay!

Plex beats Sportacus and Sportacus ends up in his airship.

Sportacus: Telescope!

A telescope flies and Sportacus catches it.

Sportacus: Door!

Sportacus’ door opens and he comes out and uses his telescope to spot the portal. He finds Robbie’s home and goes up a road and finds a portal.

Sportacus: Okay! (jumps to the cockpit and flies the airship down to Robbie’s home) Robbie!

Robbie: Sportacuke?

Sportacus: Look into your periscope and place it in front of your home.

Robbie: Okay! (walks to his periscope and looks into it)

Sportacus: Now what do you see?

Cuts to Robbie’s view of the periscope. Shows the portal.

Robbie (offscreen): I see a PORTAL?

Sportacus (offscreen): Well, what do you see coming out of it?

The portal zooms in and shows the cherry picker with a Bart Simpson on its aerial platform.

Robbie (offscreen): A kid on a cherry picker heading towards here.

Robbie stops use his periscope and walks for a bit until his realizes and he looks back into his periscope and zooms in closer. He then stops again.

Robbie (gasping): A kid on a cherry picker coming towards here? Let’s get out of here!

Sportacus: Grabbling hook!

The airship lowers its grabbing hook.

Sportacus: Hang on, Robbie! (grabs Robbie and holds the grabbling hook) Up!

The hook pulls Sportacus and Robbie out of his home and into the airship.
 
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Robbie: What are we gonna do?

Sportacus: Apple! (apple pops out of his backpack and eats it to get energy) Okay! Lasso!

A lasso comes out of the airship. Sportacus picks it up and swings it.

Sportacus: Okay, Bart! (throws the lasso at the break lever and pulls making the cherry picker stop) You’re safe.

Bart: Thanks, Sportacus! (pulls the extend lever and hops out) How would I thank you.

Naoko holding Gremlin comes out of the portal.

Naoko: I’m sorry, Bart about my new toy.

Bart: That’s not a toy, Naoko.

Ned comes out.

Ned: But he’s cute by trying to claw our eyes out.
 
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Naoko: That’s okay! Chiharu gave me a good gift.

Everyone but Robbie leaves. Sportacus drives the cherry picker back to where it was. Nelson Muntz comes.

Nelson: Haw-haw, Simpson! Looks like you brought your cherry picker back.

Bart: Very funny Nelson. I’m no longer friends with that dorky Milhouse. I know how jealous you were of him. The Haw-Hawed Couple is back!

Milhouse Van Houten comes.

Milhouse: Hi, Bart!

Bart: Hi, Milhouse. Or should I call you Milkhouse. Haw-haw!

Milhouse: Don’t you “haw-haw” me, Simpson.

Bart: I know! Hey, I dare you to break my grampa’s teeth.
 
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Homer: Remember when you broke your Grampa's teeth, I said that he gets to break yours.

Abraham Simpson overhears this.

Abraham: What’s this I hear about breaking teeth?

Bart: Oh, Grampa. My friend Mulhouse wants to break’em. And he does, then you break his.

Milhouse: What? I never agreed to this?

Bart: Say, uhh... Milhouse. I heard there's this Itchy & Scratchy exhibit at the museum. Take the 22 bus there. It's always on Wednesdays. And don't forget to talk to the bus driver.

Milhouse: Okay! (runs to a bus stop) The next bus arrives... (checks a clock) NOW!

A bus comes to pick up Milhouse. Milhouse steps on. Bart comes up.

Bart: Hey, Milhouse! I always keep an extra piece of chalk from school to write on things. (talks out a box of chalk from his pocket and lends him a stick) In case there's a sign that says "Do not talk to the bus driver.", it's a typo. Just think of a diversion and then cross out "NOT".

Milhouse: Okay! (boards the bus)

As the bus leaves, Homer pops up in front of him.


Homer: Young man! You're in... (hears an ice cream truck) Ooooh! Ice cream truck! (runs across the street to and cuts a line of kids) Me! Me! I was here first!

Cuts to Homer and Bart eating ice cream.

Homer: Hmm. Now, what were we talking about, boy?

Bart: Uh, we were talking about the time you beat jury duty.

Homer: Oh, yeah. The trick is...

Akko: To say you’re prejudice against all races.

Homer: Who told you that?

Akko: Your son?

Nelson (whispering to Bart): Hey, Bart! You still have that vest?

Bart: Of course! I keep it because I'll never forget the week we were best friends. Haw-haw! We are best friends.

Lisa: I know this is gonna get bad.

Bart and Nelson walk by and the Bucket-O-Soliders from Toy Story is in front of them. Sarge pops out.

Sarge: Where is your honor, dirtbag? You're an absolute disgrace! You don't deserve to... (Bart closes the bucket) Hey!

Bart picks up the bucket and heads to Springfield Penitentiary. He sees Mimo and walks over.

Bart: Here you go missy! (hands the buckets and leaves)

Sarge and the soliders pop out.


Sarge: There he is men. (the soliders jump onto Mimo) Frag him!
 
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Cuts to the bus.

Milhouse: Hey, uhh... (notices the sign that says “Your bus driver is Larry.”) Larry. When will this go to the museum?

Larry: Don’t make tap the sign. (notices that it says “Do talk to driver.”) Alright, who changed the rules?

Milhouse: Not me!

Barney: Me! I guess.

Cuts to Barney getting kicked off the bus. Barney shrugs.

Milhouse: Is this the bus to the museum?

Larry: Yes? The 22.

Milhouse: Oh, yeah!

Larry: On Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays.

Milhouse: So? It’s Wednesday.

Larry: Today is Thursday and on days like Tuesday and Thursday, it’s the 22-Alternative. Now, I know what the sign now says but please do NOT talk to driver.
 
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Milhouse groans. Cuts back with everyone else. Bart returns.

Bart: Hey, guys. I was just returning a toy.

Nelson (coming back): Hey, Bart! Tell me your father’s time of beating jury duty.

Bart: Oh, yeah. The trick is to say you’re prejudice against all races.

Homer: Now you take the fun out of my line.

Bart: Sorry, Dad!

Abraham: Oh, this is gonna be sweet. Say, where is Milhouse?

Bart: Uh? He said he’s going to teach his parents the “beat jury trick”.

Abraham: Rabbies!

Strong Bad (muttering): I’ll break your teeth and this time, the punishment stands.

Bart: Well, then. You could do that or I can make my own Teen Girl Squad Issue.

Cuts to a Teen Girl Squad animation drawn by Bart.

Bart (in Strong Bad’s feminine narration): Teen Girl Squad! Cheerleader, So and So, What’s Her Face, and The Ugly One. (each one changes when Bart introduces them)

Strong Bad (interrupting): Hold it there! Timeout!

Cuts back to normal life.

Strong Bad: Fine! The punishment sits. But I think in the name of Strong, I’ll break your grampa’s teeth and he’ll break mine.

Strong Bad breaks out Abraham’s teeth.

Strong Bad: Now break my teeth!

Abraham: Oh, this is gonna be sweet.

Strong Sad: But Strong Bad doesn’t have any teeth.

Strong Bad: Shut up, you elephant footed ghost man.
 
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Strong Sad: So, now you’re probably the Thnikkaman.

Strong Bad: Strong Bad! Okay then. After Abie breaks my teeth, he gets to break yours.

Abraham: Still gonna be sweet.

Strong Bad: You heard that! And the punishment stands.

Marge: No, no, no! Strong Bad, we’re sending you to bed without your supper.

Homestar: No! You can’t do that to Strong Bad. You aren’t his parents.

Strong Bad: Thanks, Homestar!

Homestar: I say he deserves more.

Strong Bad: What?

Homestar: But that means we have to think of a punishment.
 
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Strong Bad: Or you could help me and Bart on our (Teen Girl Squad narration voice) TEEN GIRL SQUAD!

Homestar: I guess.

Abraham: Gonna be more sweet than breaking teeth.

Chiharu: Go on without us.

Sakura: Okay!

Amanda: And us with Hilbrooke.

Akko: Got it!

Ash: Anyone else.

Yui: Us!

Yūko: And us.

Sully: I guess.

Homer: I'm staying here.

Marge: I guess I'm with Homer.

Sportacus: I'll just go through that portal down there.

Walden: See you back in Wuzzleburg, Wubbzy.

Homestar: Okay, Plex! Are we ready to beat everyone where they are.

DJ Lance: Yes! You guys have fun without me.

Plex: Yes!

Plex beats everyone to there respective place. Shows everyone who got beaten back to the Brothers Strong Place.

Strong Bad: Okay. (clears his throat)

Shows are Teen Girl Squad segment.


Strong Bad (in his TGS voice narrating): Teen Girl Squad! Cheerleader, So-and-So, What’s Her Face, The Ugly One!
 
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Cuts back to the Teen Girl Squad comic.

Bart (narrating as Cheerleader): Hey girls! Want to see my prank calls?

Bart (narrating as So-and-So): Yes!

Bart (narrating as What’s Her Face): Definitely!

Bart (narrating as The Ugly One): Okay!

Cuts to everyone in Strong Bad’s room. Everyone looks at the new drawn comic.

Lisa: Hey, Strong Bad! Why does your (TGS impression) “Teen Girl Squad” end up dying abs are brought back to life? They are in the bodies so they aren’t reincarnated. It’s unknown if they were resurrected. Are they revived.

Strong Bad: Hmm! Never thought about that.

Luluco: And did the Big card grow Quincy.

She shows the book “Everyone Is Different” and the page with Quincy the very tall and “merciless kid”.

Akko: And why the third largest Texan city of San Antonio. Could he try the 1st largest Texan Houston or the 1st largest city of America, New York?

Strong Bad: I wrote the book (pronounced as “buke”), I choose the story.
 
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Strong Sad: First of all, Quincy is just very tall and second you didn't write the "book" (pronounced as "buke"). It was Leomard Sportsinterview. Nor That Time Of Year.

Strong Bad: Okay! Illustrated by Lem Sportsinterview and written by Strong Bad.

Strong Sad: Really?

Strong Bad: Enhanced by Strong Bad?

Strong Sad: Close enough.

Sucy: I want to be squirrel handed like that Gregor kid.

Bart: Gregor is sure a weird name.

Leo: Everyone is hopefully not gonna get run over like Frankie. Leo has even more than 5 seconds.

Carmen: I assume that Albert kid is Orange's kind of guy because of rigging an enemy base with explosives.
 
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Leo: Can I get a copy?

Strong Bad: Of course you can. The books are “Cheap As Free”. Go to Bubs’ Concession Stand.

Leo: I’m already gone! (leaves)

Andy: Me too! (follows Leo)

Carmen: Me three! (follows Andy)

Luna: Me uh... four! (follows Carmen)

Ash: We uhhh... are going back to my universe. Plex! Beat anyone who doesn’t live in this dimension to mine.

Plex: Okay! (beats everyone (except Homestar Runner and his friend) but to the Pokémon Anime Dimension in Twinleaf Town)

Dawn: Hey! This is where I live. I would like to stay but I think my mom is worried.

Serena: Mine too! Beat me to Vaniville Town.

Plex: Okay! (beats Serena away) Who else? Raise your hand. (everyone whose Ash’s friends raise their hands) Okay! (beats them to their homes) Okay! Ash. Let’s beat ourselves to Pallet Town.

Plex beats everyone away. Cuts to Ash’s home where Delia is sitting on a couch. The doorbell rings. Delia opens the door. It’s Plex.

Plex: Look who I have. (shows Ash) Your son had an excellent journey THROUGH OTHER DIMENSIONS! (walks up to everyone else) we should do this again sometime.

Plex and everyone: Bye!

Ash: Bye!

Plex beats everyone home. Ash goes inside and Pikachu follows.

At Luna Nova...

Akko: What a day. We got to meet tons of new friends.

Lotte: What about the fire alarm.

Akko: I’m guessing Finnelan has forgotten about it.

Cuts to Finnelan’s in a hallway.

Finnelan: Atsuko Kagari must be innocent but I need to know who did this?

Mystery Inc. comes by.

Fred: Okay, guys! We have a mystery on our hands.

Finnelan: Good. It’s nice to have some help from some meddling kids.

Shaggy: Like of course!

Scooby: Yeah!

A mysterious figure creeps up from behind.

Cuts to Luluco’s house. Luluco comes in.

Luluco: I’m home, Dad!

Keiji comes to his daughter.

Keiji: Oh, I’m so glad. My baby is home. (hugs her) There’s someone here who wants to see you.

Luluco: Mom?

Keiji: No! Go into the kitchen and see.

Luluco: Okay!

Luluco goes into the kitchen and gasps. The person is Alpha Omega Nova.

Nova: Hey, Luluco!

Luluco: Oh, hey!

Cuts to Sakura’s house.

Sakura: Man! This has been a wonderful day.

Tomoyo: I may have not filmed you but guess what. (reaches into her pocket and takes out the page that shows the Grampy Aught-Six) I can ask Mom to get me a Grampy Aught-Six.

Syoaran: Gee, I’m thinking there should be someone who should train Chiharu.

Sakura: We’ll see!

Dragaux from Ring Fit Adventure overhears from outside with the ghost of Princess Sakura from Reservoir Chronicle.

TO BE CONTINUED.
 
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Everyone, I hope you liked reading this thread. I’m glad to post a sequel and am hoping for more people to be active. But it is my blog. What was your favorite part?
 
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I’m hoping I can merge my original thread.
 
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