Post a lie about the above poster

[Spyspotter]

It would go something like this:

User 1: ^ is not a member of these forums.

User 2: ^ lives on Pluto.

User 3: ^ didn't post in this thread

And so on. We'll start with the below poster.

 

[DracoMan]

^ Shot the sheriff and the deputy.

 

[SquishyFace]

^ Is sexy

 

[Arylett Charnoa]

^ Is a myune beast from the bog of eternal stench.

 

[Akromatic]

^ cannot even begin to comprehend the most simple of statements, and is very one-dimensional in terms of thinking.

 

[Gaga]

^ Has never had an unpronounceable username and wouldn't dream of it.

 

[Akromatic]

^ Has never had an unpronounceable username and wouldn't dream of it.

Ack-ziv-ecks-vee.

^ has never had a Weiss avatar. They're also not a Lady Gaga fan. In fact, he thinks that Lady Gaga is terrible and tacky.

 

[Gaga]

^ Finds Greek Mythology boring and typical.

Ack-ziv-ecks-vee.

Unpronounceable!

 

[Klopp]

^Your foul breath wreaks havoc on my olfactory sense, and just the site of you makes my eyes bleed. Your insufferable grin makes me want to tear your heart from your chest, then feed it to a pack of wolves. The negative energy you emit has corrupted politicians, prevented doctors from saving lives, and stopped the cure of cancer from ever happening. You deserve being thrust into a hell where you feel the pain of a million deaths, and I refuse to rest until you get just that.

 

[Kakuna Matata]

^ hates the term 'bucket' with a passion.

 

[Spyspotter]

^ is a guy.

 

[Berrenta]

^ claimed a Gen III Ability

 

[Arylett Charnoa]

^ Is a beret who cannot be contained by the crexuliac doves.

 

[Almonds]

Hates Fire Fox

 

[Berrenta]

^ lives on a deserted island

 

[Kakuna Matata]

^ filled out an application for a job as a teapot.

 

[Gaga]

^ Was in charge of human resources for the teapot job. Denied the application just to spite Berrenta.

 

[Kit Chan]

^Came first in a cow slinging contest

 

[Bouffalant Herdier]

^ Has created a new planet out of cheese.

 

[Kit Chan]

Actually I did.

Hates the Smurfs.