Pun me not! Guess the above pokemon.

[Snowy]

Pun me not!
Guess the above Pokemon.​

The rules of this game are simple. You post a Pokemon related pun, riddle, joke, anime/game/tcg/manga reference, pokedex entry, whatever you want. Don't make it overly cryptic, but don't make it easy. Be creative, or imaginative.

The next person guesses the above poster's Pokemon, and then posts one of their own.

If someone guesses wrong, feel free to quote them and repost your riddle again.

For example: (Going to use names of existing posters here for an example)

Maniacal Engineer
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Pikachu?

Which Pokemon is Black and White but never at the same time?
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Enzap
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Zebstrika

This Pokemon is believed to bring happiness to those that see it.
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ScarletSky
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Ho-oh

This Pokemon never learned to avoid Draco Meteor
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Maniacal Engineer
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That's easy. Piplup.

Zebstrika

Good guess, but no.

Which Pokemon is Black and White but never at the same time?
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Obviously those three are more imaginative than that, but that just gives you an idea. You don't have to repeat the incorrect riddle. It's up to you.

New Rule as of 10th June: If you get ninja'd (It has happened to every regular, don't worry), please edit your post to attempt to answer the ninjaer's riddle.

Suggestion: If someone guesses your riddle correctly, consider giving their post a like.

Any questions, suggestions, or anything i forgot to mention, feel free to ask.

I'll start with

Which Pokemon is Black and White but never at the same time?

 

[Maniacal Engineer]

Kyurem. Do not try to out pun the Pun master!

What is the first Pokemon to appear before being officially released?

 

[ReturnofMCH]

squirtle?
which pokemon was trademarked before anyone knew of it's existance?

 

[Snowy]

If memory serves, Mew was trademarked well before anyone knew of it's existance.

No left or right, where's the brakes?

 

[Enzap]

Linoone?

You'd likely spot this Pokemon at a dance party
Believe it or not it's not even tipsy!

 

[Maniacal Engineer]

Spinda

squirtle?

Not what I had in mind, so I will repeat the query: what is the first Pokemon to have been revealed before its release?
(Perhaps I should clarify, I am referring to a Pokemon that appeared before the Generation it debuted in)

 

[Snowy]

Togepi?

Egg salad.

 

[Crystal Onix]

Eggxecute

This pokemon is a big metalhead.

 

[Maniacal Engineer]

Could it possibly be Metagross?

Togepi?

Not quite, it was beaten to the punch by another Pokemon, so I will ask again.
What is the first Pokemon to be revealed before its Generation's debut?

 

[Crystal Onix]

Ho-oh! Back in Episode 1.
I would've said that last time, but got ninja'd.

Could it possibly be Metagross?

Nope. There's a pokemon that's even more of a big metalhead, really into rock, too.

 

[Doctor Floptopus]

Bastiodon!

Zoidberg.

 

[Maniacal Engineer]

That depends. What angle are you going with? The crustacean angle would lead ME to believe Crawdaunt, but the ink angle could lead ME to believe Octillery or Inkay.

Also, I've got the correct answer for you @Shiny Metagross; Probopass. Don't know why I didn't think of it the first time around...

Weak to one of its types, immune to the other...not a Mega Evolution.

 

[Wispy Willow]

Stunfisk

This Pokémon has three heads, but they are of one mind.

That one may be a tad easy...

 

[ReturnofMCH]

dodrio.
this mon is a fun guy.

 

[Snowy]

Ludicolo?

Priceless

 

[Wispy Willow]

dodrio.

Not the one I was thinking of.

Anyway... Meowth?

Now, I shall repeat my one because I'm too lazy to think of another one right now:

This Pokémon has three heads, but they are of one mind.

 

[Steel_Justice]

Hydreigon

Even though I am an evolved pokemon my base stat total doesn't change from my previous form but it doesn't matter because I'm awesome.

 

[Maniacal Engineer]

Scizor

Boba's long lost cousin.

 

[jackatlasred]

Goulett?

Can't hit me till you try hard.

 

[Maniacal Engineer]

Shedinja

Goulett?

Nope. I'll ask again: Boba's long lost cousin