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Rainbow Islands /2/ *Me (Zee Captain) and That Guy

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Re: Rainbow Islands /2/ *Me (Abbadon) and That Guy

"Indeed, they are," he said. "Now, then, a few things you should know: first off, they carry these little weapon thingies called pokeballs. If they see you, they will throw one at you. If it hits you, you'll get sucked in, and it'll seal you inside, and you'll become their 'property' and, heaven forbid, grow to like them over time. Such pokemon have forgotten the wild. Another disgusting habit of theirs is to assume all pokemon are male and have no name. To him, you'd be Larvitar, and he'd be something like..." He let the human react.
"Oh my god it's a Larvitar! Come here, boy!" The human readied a pokeball to throw at Abby.
"Another risk is that they give you a name of their own," Sven added.
"I'm so going to call you Bob!" the human confirmed.
 

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Abby started panicking.

"No! I don't wanna be with them!" she yelled. "A-and anyways, what's male?" she asked.
 

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"A boy," Sven said. "As in, the opposite of a girl."
The human threw the pokeball.
"If you bat it away," he added, "that doesn't count as a hit, so it won't catch you and they have to use another ball."
 

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Abby started swiping at the Poke-Ball, knocking it away.

"What's a boy and girl?" she asked.
 

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"You're a girl," he said. "And I'm a boy. You'll understand better when you're older."
"Oh no!" the human interjected. "He's really aggressive!"
"...and here comes the annoying part: a battle for freedom. It's all over if you faint."
"GO CHIKORITA!" the human yelled, sending out a derpy-looking Chikorita.
 

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Abby ignored the Chikorita.

"But what's it mean?" she asked.
 

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"You'll learn soon enough," he said, as the Chikorita came over to her and started licking her, and generally being annoying.
 

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Abby pushed the Chikorita away, and started poking Sven.

"Make that thing go away! It's annoying me!" she said.
 

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It tackled her and started licking her face, purring in a squeaky and grating way.
 

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Abby growled at it, and bit its nose as hard as she could.
 

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It squealed loudly, and started crying, and it ran back to its trainer, vying for a hug.
"You see?" Sven asked. "Stupid, insecure and human-loving. Do you see why you should hate them both? Of course, they're just metaphors for their entire species."
 

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Abby nooded.

"Yeah...Anything else?" she asked.
 

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"I guess not. For this one time, since it's a dream, I guess you can go crazy and attack this human and its pokemon, but you shouldn't if it's not a dream."
 

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"How do I attack them?" Abby asked.
 

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"However you like."
 

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"But I dunno how to attack..."
 

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"Then do what you feel is natural to you. Let them fill you with rage, and use it to hurt them."
 

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"But they never did anything wrong..." she sighed.
 

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His eyes narrowed.
"One is a human and the other is a Chikorita. The fact they exist is what they did wrong."
 

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"I don't think so..."
 
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