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Rainbow Islands /2/ *Me (Zee Captain) and That Guy

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Re: Rainbow Islands /2/ *Me (Abbadon) and That Guy

"You're still a baby," he reminded her. "There's a lot about the world you don't know. Just go with it."
 

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"I don't like being a baby!" Abby complained.
 

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"That'll change. You'll grow up, and you'll start wishing you were a baby again. It happens to the best of us." He grinned. "Except me."
 

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"Why don't you wish you were a baby?" Abby asked.
 

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"That's not important," he said. "It's been a long time since I was a baby. A lot's happened."
 

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Abby yawned loudly.

"I'm bored! Let's do something fun! Like...Hurt that mean person!" she said, grinning.
 

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"That's the spirit!" Sven said, encouraging her. "Just remember, keep it in your dreams...Unless it's another pokemon. Then you should maim, or seriously injure, and the authorities can't touch you."
 

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"I wanna kill that one what flushed me down the toilet!" she yelled.
 

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"You can't do that, I'm afraid," he said. "If you kill a protected species- one that people care about, that is, so you can kill as many Magikarp as you like- then you'll get killed like I did."
 

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"Well can you bring him here so I can here?" she asked.
 

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Re: Rainbow Islands /2/ *Me (Abbadon) and That Guy

He pointed at the human, though it wasn't true.
"That is him," he lied.
 

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"So can I kill him?" she asked.
 

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"It's a dream, so go ahead!"
 

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Abby started cheering and clapping.

"But I'm too small! Can I be bigger?" she asked.
 

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He winked, and she spontaneously turned into a Tyranitar.
"That's what you'll grow up into!" he told her as the human frowned, and the Chikorita started barking in fear.
 

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"So I'm gonna be like this for real one day?"
 

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"Yep, but you have to be patient. Unless it's a dream, of course."
 

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"OK!" Abby said. She grabbed the human by the head, and crushed his head in her fist, making the rest of his body fall to the floor, while she held the crushed remains of his head.
 

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The Chikorita stopped barking and nudged the human, braying in concern, and growing more frantic as it didn't get a response. At last, it growled shakily and feebly, and started crying, running over to Abby's leg and trying pathetically to headbutt her.
 

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Abby picked up the Chikorita, and did the same as she had done to the human.
 
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