Random Messages 14: Please Put Spoiler Tags Around USUM Spoilers

[MegaPod]

no cute

U sed wut

 

[Anime Psyclone]

get out

im sorry that was rude. please, get out.

 

[MegaPod]

WELL

My Ka-Thunks and I will just go, then

 

[Anime Psyclone]

what even is a kathunk

 

[Rainami]

*sigh* I wish I had a girlfriend...

...I know, I'll distract myself with some cute dancers!

Spoiler: cute dancers

I wish I had a boyfriend :c

that has nothing to do with you (sadly for you), but I'll talk to you on discord if you want, boy

 

[Anime Psyclone]

I wish I had a boyfriend :c

that has nothing to do with you (sadly for you), but I'll talk to you on discord if you want, boy

i thought ya was trans

 

[MegaPod]

what even is a kathunk

See the gif

 

[Rainami]

@AnimePsyclone I am. What does that have to do with anything?

 

[Anime Psyclone]

@AnimePsyclone I am. What does that have to do with anything?

nevermind i realized my mistake


or one of my many ones at least

*Drops a nuke on RM14 to get rid of mistake*

 

[MegaPod]

*drops a cuke on RM14*

 

[Anime Psyclone]

orange is the new black

yes that means distortion world skin will be orange

 

[Lone_Garurumon]

orange is the new black

The weird part is that none of the inmates in that show actually wear orange.

 

[Anime Psyclone]

The weird part is that none of the inmates in that show actually wear orange.

ikr

 

[Rainami]

I'm wearing pink, white, and gray

 

[Cilantro]

I prefer purple to orange

 

[Maniacal Engineer]

I prefer a working phone over a not working phone.

 

[Rainami]

Spoiler

I have yet to transform back into my previous form

I sit alone on the concrete, kicked out of my apartment after naya lastname was declared missing and the strange pink cat that suddenly appeared in her apartment was kicked out onto the streets

I could only manage to salvage a single plushie from my lair, a luvdisc plush that I use as my bed every night

I flee to detroit, a place where I figured finding food and surviving might be easier

the people on the street kick me, as I am a magical cartoon cat walking around in the real world

they spit on me, call me a fluffy little abomination that should go back to only existing in RPG fantasy games and shitty anime

I bite their ankles, and steal their cinnamon breadsticks. And then dip them in ice cream. That I also stole, with my newfound ability to use admittedly very useful moves, such as double slap, fake tears, double team, captivate, shadow ball, sucker punch, and thunder.

after cleaning out the container of chocolate chip cookie dough icecream, I realize that as a cat this size, I should probably now be extremely sick. But I feel better than ever. Logic no longer applies to me. I checked. I rose three whole levels just dipping those cinnamon breadsticks in icecream. I don't know how I was able to check my level, but I did. Logic no longer applies to me.

I will now sleep in the empty container, as I plan my heist of a nearby pizza place

 

[Maniacal Engineer]

*transforms Squid back into a human*

There. Problem solved.

 

[Rainami]

no

let me just suffer as a cat for a while

 

[Maniacal Engineer]

too late. I've already performed the transformation.