RANDOM MESSAGES 15: Go Storm Area 51...you weirdos

[Max1996]

The Max-Greninja Meal is what!

Can't wait to dig in!

 

[MegaPod]

*Max watches me as I walk out of the kitchen and nonchalantly duck behind the counter*

*Max suddenly hears a noise, and looks to see his plate of pizza somehow clattering on his table as though it's been tossed there*

 

[Max1996]

You turned Max-Greninja into a meal?!
YOU MONSTER!!!!!

I'm still here, you know...

 

[MegaPod]

And I served his meal like a ninja

 

[Max1996]

*Max watches me as I walk out of the kitchen and nonchalantly duck behind the counter*

*Max suddenly hears a noise, and looks to see his plate of pizza somehow clattering on his table as though it's been tossed there*

Ohh, the shuriken pizza! Looks amazing!

Thanks for the food!
*Eats*

 

[MegaPod]

Time for the second part!

*tiptoes around Max's table*

*an empty plate flies across from the opposite side of the room and shatters against the wall*

Oops...

*cookie shurikens start randomly flying from all directions*

 

[Max1996]

Time for the second part!

*tiptoes around Max's table*

*an empty plate flies across from the opposite side of the room and shatters against the wall*

Oops...

*cookie shurikens start randomly flying from all directions*

*Moves with speed and nimbleness befitting of a Greninja and catches them all*

 

[MegaPod]

Whew...enjoy.

 

[Max1996]

Whew...enjoy.

I know I will. These look amazing as well!
*Eats*

So...Anything else you recommend?

 

[Maniacal Engineer]

I'm still here, you know...

Oh thank goodness. MegaPod's ambiguously worded sentence worried me for a moment.

 

[Cilantro]

*uses Quash on Max*
*eats his pizza before he can*

 

[Maniacal Engineer]

Do you put oregano on your pizza?

 

[Cilantro]

it's ok. I prefer pineapple.

 

[Maniacal Engineer]

A controversial choice. Personally, I like plain pizza, when I feel that it's worth the dangers of eating pizza.

 

[Max1996]

*uses Quash on Max*
*eats his pizza before he can*

What pizza? I already finished that 10 minutes ago.

But how dare you attack me for no reason.
*Strangles with tongue scarf*

 

[Maniacal Engineer]

Eewww!!!!!

 

[MegaPod]

So...Anything else you recommend?

There's also the ninja starfruit platter.

 

[Maniacal Engineer]

A platter made out of starfruit cut into ninja stars?

 

[Cilantro]

What pizza? I already finished that 10 minutes ago.

But how dare you attack me for no reason.
*Strangles with tongue scarf*

time is an illusion bye

 

[MegaPod]

A platter made out of starfruit cut into ninja stars?

That, except without the "made out."
it's easy to remember because the chef never made out