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Random Messages 15: EXTERMINATE!!!!

Discussion in 'Fun and Games' started by Rainbow Cloud, Jan 4, 2018.

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What time is it?

  1. Today

    25.0%
  2. Yesterday

    6.3%
  3. Tomorrow

    6.3%
  4. Potato

    12.5%
  5. Green

    12.5%
  6. Time is relative

    18.8%
  7. ADVENTURE TIME!!!!

    12.5%
  8. Time to get a new fence

    6.3%
  9. Time to stop making stupid answers for this poll

    25.0%
  10. Time to apply in the Bulbagarden staff drive

    18.8%
  11. 1am

    6.3%
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  1. FinnishPokéFan92

    FinnishPokéFan92 The ocean is my Cloyster.

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    Want a ride on a giant Vaporeon?
     
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    Moon Umbreon Intertwining Pokémon

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    Of course!
     
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  3. FinnishPokéFan92

    FinnishPokéFan92 The ocean is my Cloyster.

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    Then climb on! I'm currently taller than the MP Tower! The view is magnificent!
     
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    Moon Umbreon Intertwining Pokémon

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    *climbs on*
     
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  5. FinnishPokéFan92

    FinnishPokéFan92 The ocean is my Cloyster.

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    Enjoying the view?
     
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    Moon Umbreon Intertwining Pokémon

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    FinnishPokéFan92 The ocean is my Cloyster.

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    Glad to hear! Are you on my back or my head?
     
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    Moon Umbreon Intertwining Pokémon

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    I'm on your head.
     
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  9. FinnishPokéFan92

    FinnishPokéFan92 The ocean is my Cloyster.

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    Perfect! Going up!

    *stands up on hind legs, raising his head even higher*
     
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    Rainami mipha's grace

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    I can't believe I slept in until 5:00 pm today...
     
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    MegaPod Big Bad Blooper

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    Impressive. Now if only I were able to do that...
     
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    Rainami mipha's grace

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    it's not like I wanted to do it...
     
  13. MegaPod

    MegaPod Big Bad Blooper

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    I just thought of something fabulous to sell at MegaPod Tower: alarm clocks made entirely out of garlic bread. Now your own breakfast can wake you up right on thyme! Don’t bother with pesky snooze buttons; just bite into the alarm clock for a tasty way to turn off the alarm. Buy NOW!!
     
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    Chidamari Sketch She Who Chooses Books Over Luxuries

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    *bites into a clock*

    *blood, teeth and flashing lights seeps out of mouth as I talk*

    ....Huh, that's funny. I feel as if I ate a bunch of metal shards n' shit...

    *eats it again*
     
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    MegaPod Big Bad Blooper

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    Clearly, I need to push my advertising further...

    *puts up a giant billboard advertising the garlic bread alarm clock*

    *immediately knocks it down onto Sketch*

    This advertising campaign will really get in people’s faces! And the rest of their body, in fact.
     
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    Magnificent Entertainer Multimedia Executive Bulbacast Host

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    My sockpuppet is some random guy you've never heard of. Goes by the name @Maniacal Engineer.

    YOU MONSTER! Think of the vampires!
     
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    LazySpy Beware the mutant, the heretic, the Lavos.

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    MegaPod Big Bad Blooper

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    *all the garlic bread alarm clocks in the shop begin going off very loudly all at once just as I’m settling into bed*

    Aaaaugh! Why is this happening?!

    *takes elevator down my tower and walks into the shop, then frantically tries to shut them off*

    Oh, great, no snooze buttons...right...

    *starts biting into each garlic bread clock one by one while the others continue ringing all around me*
     
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