RANDOM MESSAGES 15: Go Storm Area 51...you weirdos

[toastghost]

Are you sure? It looks like you guys need more help. I can summon donuts if you want.

 

[TRNatalie]

Are you sure? It looks like you guys need more help. I can summon donuts if you want.

I guess I could use help cooking them.

 

[toastghost]

ok. helps meowth with the cooking

 

[FinnishPokéFan92]

* Wobbuffet writes down each order and passes it to Mareanie who relays it to Meowth and Mimikyu who get to work cooking and preparing the glaze/filling/decoration respectively *

ok. helps meowth with the cooking

Vaporeon observes as the Dewott and Oshawott put aside all formalities for a while, eagerly awaiting their delicious-smelling donuts.

 

[toastghost]

vaporeon, how many troops do you have? and how do you know that they all want donuts? what if they don't want donuts? what if they want... chips.

a rainstorm of chips happens

 

[FinnishPokéFan92]

vaporeon, how many troops do you have? and how do you know that they all want donuts? what if they don't want donuts? what if they want... chips.

a rainstorm of chips happens

ignores the chips rain into oblivion

Please. Do not assume. I'm not forcing any of them to do this. It genuinely seems that all of them like the scent of the donuts. Isn't that right?

unanimously "Yes, your majesty!"

There you have it. And to answer your first question, besides this troop, I am also allowed to command the king's other troops, but these ones specifically obey me above everyone else.

 

[toastghost]

uhh, vaporeon? are these your slaves?

 

[FinnishPokéFan92]

uhh, vaporeon? are these your slaves?

What?! Heavens, no! They get paid, have holidays, and have basic Pokémon rights! It's just that they respect their ruler above everything else, and me too, since I saved them from a fearsome dictator, which is why they're willing to obey me.

some of the Dewott shudder at the mention of the dictator

 

[toastghost]

vaporeon, you're weirding me out. i liked it better when we were just pals and i wasn't working for you. you know what? I'm not working for you. I'M NOT WORKING FOR YOU! I QUIT!

 

[FinnishPokéFan92]

vaporeon, you're weirding me out. i liked it better when we were just pals and i wasn't working for you. you know what? I'm not working for you. I'M NOT WORKING FOR YOU! I QUIT!

What?! Wait, Munchlax! Calm down!

flies to Munchlax

Please, calm down! First of all, you are not working for me. I would never hire you - or anyone else, for that matter - against their will. Second, we're still friends! I can prove it!

hugs Munchlax comfortably

 

[toastghost]

Hugs don't mean anything. I can hug the Evil Teddiursa and that doesn't mean we're friends...

 

[FinnishPokéFan92]

Hugs don't mean anything. I can hug the Evil Teddiursa and that doesn't mean we're friends...

What can I do to prove that I'm your friend?

 

[toastghost]

how did you prove that we were friends way back when we were on the moon?

don't bother answering.

eating contests.

 

[FinnishPokéFan92]

how did you prove that we were friends way back when we were on the moon?

don't bother answering.

eating contests.

is silent for a moment and smiles softly

Okay. If that's what it takes. For old times' sake. But let's wait that my troops have received and eaten their donuts first, okay?

 

[toastghost]

okay. i taught myself a few tricks.

you better pray for mercy.

 

[FinnishPokéFan92]

okay. i taught myself a few tricks.

you better pray for mercy.

sweatdrops

O-okay...

turns to @TRNatalie's donut van

How are the donuts coming along?

 

[TRNatalie]

Mareanie: Why can’t everyone be a prince and princess? Then we wouldn’t have to worry about this stuff?
Meowth: Eh, that’s a bit tricky and complicated to explain... Don’t worry about it, Mareanie. Every group of friends squabble from time to time, like we do and we always stick together and are there for each other, right.
Mareanie: What did you say? I was too busy thinking about Kojiro-senpai in a prince costume. * Drools *
Meowth: * Sweatdrops * Mareanie, just focus on the donuts right now.
Mareanie: * Snaps out of her fantasy * O-oh right!

Vaporeon observes as the Dewott and Oshawott put aside all formalities for a while, eagerly awaiting their delicious-smelling donuts.

turns to @TRNatalie's donut van

How are the donuts coming along?

* Sugar and honey and glaze and sprinkles, even Corsola bits, fly as Mimikyu decorates the first batch of donuts as the first few Dewott and Oshawott wanted. Meanwhile, Mareanie fills some undecorated with various jellies and creams as some of the Dewott wanted. Those donuts are passed to Wobbuffet who begins wrapping them and putting them in the bag before giving the orders to their respective customers *

 

[toastghost]

Sorry Meowth. I don't think i'm a good fit for the donut shop.

 

[FinnishPokéFan92]

* Sugar and honey and glaze and sprinkles, even Corsola bits, fly as Mimikyu decorates the first batch of donuts as the first few Dewott and Oshawott wanted. Meanwhile, Mareanie fills some undecorated with various jellies and creams as some of the Dewott wanted. Those donuts are passed to Wobbuffet who begins wrapping them and putting them in the bag before giving the orders to their respective customers *

One by one, the Dewott and Oshawott receive their orders. Some buy just one donut, others by more. The line of 40 customers slowly but steadily moves on, with those who have received their donuts sitting down to eat them. Every single donut bite is accompanied by a happy smile from the eater.

 

[toastghost]

you ready vaporeon?