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RANDOM MESSAGES 15: Go Storm Area 51...you weirdos

What will you find in Area 51?


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Cilantro

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oh, that reminds me, I bought skyrim for the first time and whenever a rich snob crosses my path and calls me a peasent I steal all their gold
 

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My goodness, Max! Are you okay? How's your belly feeling?
Rather...big, I'd say. I make a Lucario look like a dwarf compared to me, somehow...
 

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*sablehorde hijacks van*

*immediately crashes because noone's actually driving just goofing off*
 

FinnishPokéFan92

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Rather...big, I'd say. I make a Lucario look like a dwarf compared to me, somehow...
It's perfectly fine. You can just sit there and digest all that spaghetti in peace.
Please don't squash me! :eek:
Don't worry. I doubt he's even able to move much, if at all, with the current size of his belly. Let's just let him digest his huge pasta meal for a while.
 

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*a Wailord appears*
*Maxolu is almost as big as Wailord*
He's massive! :eek:
But considering Wailord is less dense than air (a scientific fact, y'know), I wouldn't doubt if Max was actually even heavier than that Wailord right now.
 
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*weighs him*
*The scales break*
I think it said about 740kg. That's about as much as Mega Steelix.
 
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