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RANDOM MESSAGES 15: Go Storm Area 51...you weirdos

What will you find in Area 51?


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Vulpix037

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Either the scales were very weak or I was simply Greninja'd.
 

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whenever someone gets greninga'd I imagine a greninga zooming in out of nowhere and jump kicking them in the face, then running off again
 

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Considering how much spaghetti I ate, I wouldn't be surprised if I somehow outweighed Celesteela/Cosmoem. That is, until now, because I'm back to normal.
Whoa! How did you lose all that weight so quickly?! Where did it all go?! :eek:
What...I'm not fat anymore, so how??? :eek:

Either the scales were very weak or I was simply Greninja'd.
My guess is the scale was just slow and it took a while for it to process the immense weight it was originally subjected to before it crashed, during which time Max somehow got rid of all that weight.
 

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I train a lot, wanting to be a strong Fighting-Type. Difficult as it was.
Whoa... That must've been one heck of a training session, then. To lose all that weight so fast... I'm still having a hard time wrapping my mind around the idea... It must've not been easy to get moving at first...

But now that I look around, I can actually indeed see some tracks you left behind before your weight dropped closer to regular Riolu amounts. And are my eyes playing tricks on me, or are you still... steaming... a little? Like, literally? I wouldn't be surprised, honestly. After an intense training session like that...
 

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Whoa... That must've been one heck of a training session, then. To lose all that weight so fast... I'm still having a hard time wrapping my mind around the idea... It must've not been easy to get moving at first...

But now that I look around, I can actually indeed see some tracks you left behind before your weight dropped closer to regular Riolu amounts. And are my eyes playing tricks on me, or are you still... steaming... a little? Like, literally? I wouldn't be surprised, honestly. After an intense training session like that...
Am I?
*Looks*
Huh...Anyway, there's a reason I managed to learn Aura Sphere as a Riolu.
 

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Am I?
*Looks*
Huh...Anyway, there's a reason I managed to learn Aura Sphere as a Riolu.
Of course. Makes sense. Good training, good results.

And I don't mean that you'd always be steaming like that. Must've just been because of all the weight you burned out in such a short amount of time.

Also, I forgot to say earlier that I was honestly surprised that a small Riolu like you had such a big appetite as to eat all that spaghetti all by yourself. Well, I guess a big worker needs big meals sometimes...
 

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Bring. It. On. Krookodile. >:3
Right now? Well, why not!
*brings out two huge piles of each contestant's favorite foods and treats*
*Krookodile, smelling the food, emerges from the ground*
*after being informed of the contest, Krookodile nods and takes his place next to his pile of food*
Okay, the rules are simple: the first one to finish eating his pile of food will be the winner, and shall be awarded with a free food machine from yours truly! And remember: no eating from the other's pile, or throwing your own food to the other!

Now, gentlemon,
start your eating engines...
Get set...
CHOW DOWN!!
 

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*enters suddenly*
Today I won a Fastrack watch as 2nd prize in a maths competition
*leaves suddenly*
 

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*Eats very quickly*
Aaand the competition has started! Despite his smaller size, Max the Riolu is, incredibly enough, finishing his food faster than Krookodile! Is that kind of eating speed even possible?! And while Krookodile definitely had some size to begin with, Max is also gaining some stature, but can you really expect anything else in this kind if competition?!

Both eaters have passed the halfway point! And while Krookodile is trying to catch up, the little Riolu's appetite seems to know no bounds! His hands are moving in a blur! He's practically inhaling all that food! Truly, this must be the result of hours of restless training!

We're close to the finish line! Both sides are almost done! This is going to be a close one! And the winner iiiiiissss...

MAX THE RIOLU!!! HE FINISHED HIS FOOD MERE SECONDS BEFORE KROOKODILE, BUT IT STILL COUNTS!! GIVE IT TO OUR FIRST OFFICIAL RM EATING CHAMPION!!

And here, as promised, your very own food machine! Use it well!
 

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Aaand the competition has started! Despite his smaller size, Max the Riolu is, incredibly enough, finishing his food faster than Krookodile! Is that kind of eating speed even possible?! And while Krookodile definitely had some size to begin with, Max is also gaining some stature, but can you really expect anything else in this kind if competition?!

Both eaters have passed the halfway point! And while Krookodile is trying to catch up, the little Riolu's appetite seems to know no bounds! His hands are moving in a blur! He's practically inhaling all that food! Truly, this must be the result of hours of restless training!

We're close to the finish line! Both sides are almost done! This is going to be a close one! And the winner iiiiiissss...

MAX THE RIOLU!!! HE FINISHED HIS FOOD MERE SECONDS BEFORE KROOKODILE, BUT IT STILL COUNTS!! GIVE IT TO OUR FIRST OFFICIAL RM EATING CHAMPION!!

And here, as promised, your very own food machine! Use it well!
YAY! :D
*BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURP*
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