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What...I'm not fat anymore, so how???*weighs him*
*The scales break*
I think it said about 740kg. That's about as much as Mega Steelix.
What...I'm not fat anymore, so how???*weighs him*
*The scales break*
I think it said about 740kg. That's about as much as Mega Steelix.
Whoa! How did you lose all that weight so quickly?! Where did it all go?!Considering how much spaghetti I ate, I wouldn't be surprised if I somehow outweighed Celesteela/Cosmoem. That is, until now, because I'm back to normal.
What...I'm not fat anymore, so how???![]()
My guess is the scale was just slow and it took a while for it to process the immense weight it was originally subjected to before it crashed, during which time Max somehow got rid of all that weight.Either the scales were very weak or I was simply Greninja'd.
I train a lot, wanting to be a strong Fighting-Type. Difficult as it was.Whoa! How did you lose all that weight so quickly?! Where did it all go?!![]()
Whoa... That must've been one heck of a training session, then. To lose all that weight so fast... I'm still having a hard time wrapping my mind around the idea... It must've not been easy to get moving at first...I train a lot, wanting to be a strong Fighting-Type. Difficult as it was.
Am I?Whoa... That must've been one heck of a training session, then. To lose all that weight so fast... I'm still having a hard time wrapping my mind around the idea... It must've not been easy to get moving at first...
But now that I look around, I can actually indeed see some tracks you left behind before your weight dropped closer to regular Riolu amounts. And are my eyes playing tricks on me, or are you still... steaming... a little? Like, literally? I wouldn't be surprised, honestly. After an intense training session like that...
Of course. Makes sense. Good training, good results.Am I?
*Looks*
Huh...Anyway, there's a reason I managed to learn Aura Sphere as a Riolu.
Very true.Well, I guess a big worker needs big meals sometimes...
I wonder if you and Krookodile would some day care to have an eating contest. Just to see which of you has the bigger appetite.Very true.![]()
Bring. It. On. Krookodile. >:3I wonder if you and Krookodile would some day care to have an eating contest. Just to see which of you has the bigger appetite.![]()
Right now? Well, why not!Bring. It. On. Krookodile. >:3
Aaand the competition has started! Despite his smaller size, Max the Riolu is, incredibly enough, finishing his food faster than Krookodile! Is that kind of eating speed even possible?! And while Krookodile definitely had some size to begin with, Max is also gaining some stature, but can you really expect anything else in this kind if competition?!*Eats very quickly*
YAY!Aaand the competition has started! Despite his smaller size, Max the Riolu is, incredibly enough, finishing his food faster than Krookodile! Is that kind of eating speed even possible?! And while Krookodile definitely had some size to begin with, Max is also gaining some stature, but can you really expect anything else in this kind if competition?!
Both eaters have passed the halfway point! And while Krookodile is trying to catch up, the little Riolu's appetite seems to know no bounds! His hands are moving in a blur! He's practically inhaling all that food! Truly, this must be the result of hours of restless training!
We're close to the finish line! Both sides are almost done! This is going to be a close one! And the winner iiiiiissss...
MAX THE RIOLU!!! HE FINISHED HIS FOOD MERE SECONDS BEFORE KROOKODILE, BUT IT STILL COUNTS!! GIVE IT TO OUR FIRST OFFICIAL RM EATING CHAMPION!!
And here, as promised, your very own food machine! Use it well!