RANDOM MESSAGES 15: Go Storm Area 51...you weirdos

[noworry]

yes please

 

[Derpghost]

smorf s'mores?

 

[Max1996]

smorf s'mores?

I'd love to have some S'mores.

 

[Dusk Lycanroc]

End Sheeran version:-
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I'm in love with the shape of you.

 

[FinnishPokéFan92]

*tries to surf*
*Can't*

Of course you can't. You're a big blubbery ball of fat right now. You can harly even move. Try again once you've slimmed down a bit.

Oh, and @Vulpix037? @Max1996? About that experimental food you ate? You don't need to worry about eating it anymore. A Pokémon sneaked into my food storage for Krookodile (where I had stored all that stuff) and ate pretty much all of it, as far as I can tell. And let me tell you, the amount of that experimental food that I had in that place wasn't exactly small, given Krookodile's appetite, so... behold.

Spoiler

 

[Cilantro]

Spoiler

 

[FinnishPokéFan92]

I'd love to have some S'mores.

I'd love to give you some, but I'm afraid the Pokémon in my previous post ate all of mine, along with... Well, you'll know if you've read the post...

 

[Derpghost]

*smorf*

*smorfsmorfsmorfsmorf*

 

[Vulpix037]

Of course you can't. You're a big blubbery ball of fat right now. You can harly even move. Try again once you've slimmed down a bit.

Oh, and @Vulpix037? @Max1996? About that experimental food you ate? You don't need to worry about eating it anymore. A Pokémon sneaked into my food storage for Krookodile (where I had stored all that stuff) and ate pretty much all of it, as far as I can tell. And let me tell you, the amount of that experimental food that I had in that place wasn't exactly small, given Krookodile's appetite, so... behold.

Spoiler

I can't surf at all anyway.
And what's that thing trapped there? I can barely tell what it is...

 

[Derpghost]

whatever it is it's green, has a red eye, and most likely pissed

 

[Maniacal Engineer]

Spoiler

But what if I understand Spanish?

 

[Derpghost]

Then Spoop's plans are ruined, as usual

 

[Cilantro]

But what if I understand Spanish?

Spoiler

 

[FinnishPokéFan92]

I can't surf at all anyway.
And what's that thing trapped there? I can barely tell what it is...

Well, your current size doesn't help, at the very least.

Oh, that's just a friendly little alien who loves big, squishy Pokémon. But it seems that this Dragonair is smushing her a bit more than what she'd be comfortable with...

Spoiler: Here's a better picture her.

 

[Rainbow Cloud]

Translates the entire thread into Pokemon Footprint Runes

 

[Derpghost]

a sableye footprint is a swear word

 

[Cilantro]

 

[Derpghost]

don't make me get the soap

 

[Cilantro]

i'll cuss a swear word whenever i feel like it and you can't stop me

 

[Crystal Onix]

Oh my.