RANDOM MESSAGES 15: Go Storm Area 51...you weirdos

[FinnishPokéFan92]

Whaat? I cannot hear you over this pneumatic drill I’m shattering the wall to the Lava-tory with!

*the wall of the Lava-tory bursts open, causing even more lava to flow out*

 

[Crystal Onix]

Oh, oh! I know how to make it so there's no more lava!

*takes RM including the lavatory underground*

 

[FinnishPokéFan92]

Oh, oh! I know how to make it so there's no more lava!

*takes RM including the lavatory underground*

Nice job, genius! Now the lava will just have to fill up this underground place and then it'll flow back above the ground again!

 

[Crystal Onix]

No, see, because we're underground, there's no lava. Lava only exists once it leaves the ground.

And what then? We have magma!

So the lavatory becomes the magmatory, except there's no such thing as a magmatory, therefore it ceases to exist.

*taps forehead with finger*

 

[Cilantro]

while you were arguing about the existence of the lava-tory, I seized the means of production

 

[Crystal Onix]

while you were arguing about the existence of the lava-tory, I seized the means of production

OK, you can have the means of production. I'm taking the nices of production.

 

[FinnishPokéFan92]

No, see, because we're underground, there's no lava. Lava only exists once it leaves the ground.

And what then? We have magma!

So the lavatory becomes the magmatory, except there's no such thing as a magmatory, therefore it ceases to exist.

*taps forehead with finger*

Magma isn't sapient. I doubt it'll know the difference.

 

[Dusk Lycanroc]

I have my birthday celebrated in a lavatory!!

 

[Cilantro]

you don't get to celebrate your birthday until i celebrate mine

 

[FinnishPokéFan92]

BEHOLD THIS MASTERPIECE!

Spoiler: This should SO be some kind of anime...

View: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=QbpYDdLzwS8
(Disclaimer: Not made by me.)

 

[Pikochu]

Oh, oh! I know how to make it so there's no more lava!

*takes RM including the lavatory underground*

That's no longer a lava-tory then! It's a magma-tory!

 

[FinnishPokéFan92]

That's no longer a lava-tory then! It's a magma-tory!

That's what I tried to tell him too. That's not solving the problem! We still have red-hot molten rock pouring all over the place!

 

[Max1996]

BEHOLD THIS MASTERPIECE!

Spoiler: This should SO be some kind of anime...

View: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=QbpYDdLzwS8
(Disclaimer: Not made by me.)

Even then, it looks AWESOME!

 

[Cilantro]

*sprays RM with Ferbreze*

 

[Crystal Onix]

*moves RM back to thew surface, now that things are safe*

 

[Proxima Centauri B]

What if RM were in space

 

[Crystal Onix]

Hmmm... We might be able to do that.
I mean, we already have a space program, and a public spaceport. RM in Space is just the next step up, right?

 

[Proxima Centauri B]

Exactly

 

[MegaPod]

But what if RM were in time?

 

[Derpghost]

pfft

'time'

no such thing

*starts eating magma to clear it away*
spicy