RANDOM MESSAGES 15: Go Storm Area 51...you weirdos

What will you find in Area 51?


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Alright, boys, let’s take it down a cr-*ahem* NOTCH.
 
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*loudly blows whistle*

Foul play!

*pulls a cord down, causing a stack of grand pianos to rain down upon Finnish*
Big deal. Close Combat.
*every single falling piano is reduced to harmless splinters*
You're positively GROIN with ENVY
Alright, boys, let’s take it down a cr-*ahem* NOTCH.
I quite agree. Squabbling with the philistines...
You're calling a groin attack more uncivilized than a flurry of bad puns? And who are you calling a philistine, you big waste of oxygen?

Necrozma, eradicate them.
 
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*a giant Nanu zombie suddenly bursts from out of the ground and eats Finnish + his team*

Welp, that’s that
 
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*a giant Nanu zombie suddenly bursts from out of the ground and eats Finnish + his team*

Welp, that’s that

*Celebi reverses time, undoing the aforementioned scenario*
Not quite, my dear friend. I had one reserve Pokémon you didn't count on...

Also, Necrozma, proceed with the eradication.
 
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*a gigantic antique metronome crushes Necrozma*
 
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How are you doing that, anyway?

But it's too late. @Revenge of the Boyega has already been eradicated. Or at least really well roasted, judging from the smell.
Oh noes!!!!

...But actually, what I think you’re smelling is Soup Herman cooking onion soup. Wait a minute, is that...? Oops, looks like he’s stuck Celebi in the pot by mistake!!

*Soup Herman sips the Celebi soup, gains time manipulation powers, and resets to before the eradication*

We could do this all night!
 
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*goes to bed instead of doing this all night*
 
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@FinnishPokéFan92 I'm pretty much the most annoying boomerang that ever existed.
Look who's talking...

Also...
Oh noes!!!!

...But actually, what I think you’re smelling is Soup Herman cooking onion soup. Wait a minute, is that...? Oops, looks like he’s stuck Celebi in the pot by mistake!!

*Soup Herman sips the Celebi soup, gains time manipulation powers, and resets to before the eradication*

We could do this all night!
Hey! I told you he was only roasted, not eradicated!

Anyway, good thing Celebi sent a version of itself into the future in case you'd do something like this, so...

Celebi restored!

*Celebi rids Soup Herman from his stolen time manipulation powers*
 
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i'm watching this happening and it's just

wut

i would send something in to defuse this but these two just magic their way out of everything
 
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the hell have you bozos been up to
I'd like to know that myself too, to be honest...
i'm watching this happening and it's just

wut

i would send something in to defuse this but these two just magic their way out of everything
To be honest, I too wish this madness would just end for the day. I'm getting tired of it. Go ahead defuse the situation if you want to. I'm not resisting.
 
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