Ouch!Okay well I was picking up sticks today and I nearly tripped over five times, nearly slipped three, stepped up on a log and felt a muscle in my knee tear before my other knee went weird, then I nearly got poked in the eye and then a stick scratched my face and then a branch I was carrying got stuck and I yanked it clear and then it broke.
Oh, not reallyOuch!
Did I mention that I'm a pretty big deal in the Resistance?
Congrats! What did you get?new phone. woo.