This is true. Actually, now that I think about it, Fruit Salad is a musical masterpiece. A great introduction to the basic 4-chord song while also teaching kids to eat healthy. Now the youth of today is stuck listening to rappers complain about how they don't have a 58th chain around their neck instead of just 57.
Time to change it!
I shall make a blog which hardly anyone will read, but if they're a teenager with low self esteem then they'll love it and it'll change their life and they won't do drugs or go and emotionally cripple themselves by going on social media and listening to all the toxicity that the scum of the galaxy spew out in lieu of having a pleasant tongue in their disgusting heads.
I'm also going to go fix racism and sexism and all the other junk which pervades this not-so-bad-once-you-get-to-know-it planet. But first, I'm going to make everyone realize the sins of anime and how its an affront against art in its broadest contexts.
AND THAT LUMPING WADDLE DEE IS GOING TO FCKING GET AN FCKING SURPRISE ONCE I STEAL ITS FCKING KEY AND SHOVE IT INTO SOME LAVA