RANDOM MESSAGES 15: Go Storm Area 51...you weirdos

[MegaPod]

tfw an ant bites one of ur fingers and ur hand breaks out

like what am I supposed to do to fix this

Did u try letting an uncl bite it

 

[Cilantro]

Did u try letting an uncl bite it

no
nothing else is biting my hand

 

[TRNatalie]

no
nothing else is biting my hand

Good. Make sure to keep your hand away from any Croconaw.

 

[MegaPod]

Well, you should try any cures you have available, Cilantro. If left untreated, your hand could turn into this.

 

[TheCapsFan]

@MegaPod Hey, those aren't all Victini in your avatar.

 

[MegaPod]

@TheCapsFan And those aren’t the Wiggles in your *signature.
What’s in my avatar besides a Victini?

 

[TheCapsFan]

@TheCapsFan And those aren’t the Wiggles in your *signature.
What’s in my avatar besides a Victini?

Jesus I need to be words with my better more nowadays if you drift my catch.

how dare you insult the best band of today's day and age gosh man do you have no sense of taste in music these are not the wiggles

 

[MegaPod]

‘Tis why I said they’re not the Wiggles, no?

 

[TheCapsFan]

even a coMPARISON to the wiggles is an insult

 

[MegaPod]

Lel
I mean, I was rather fond of some of their classic works, at least

 

[TheCapsFan]

This is true. Actually, now that I think about it, Fruit Salad is a musical masterpiece. A great introduction to the basic 4-chord song while also teaching kids to eat healthy. Now the youth of today is stuck listening to rappers complain about how they don't have a 58th chain around their neck instead of just 57.

 

[Eager Eevee]

Why are we whispering in strike through?

 

[MegaPod]

Beats me
Also, bagels.

 

[Icy Wind]

Why are we whispering in strike through?

Spoiler

 

[Thanos]

To hide from the governor

 

[Revenge of the Boyega]

I'm so sick of low esteem in teenagers.

Time to change it!
I shall make a blog which hardly anyone will read, but if they're a teenager with low self esteem then they'll love it and it'll change their life and they won't do drugs or go and emotionally cripple themselves by going on social media and listening to all the toxicity that the scum of the galaxy spew out in lieu of having a pleasant tongue in their disgusting heads.

I'm also going to go fix racism and sexism and all the other junk which pervades this not-so-bad-once-you-get-to-know-it planet. But first, I'm going to make everyone realize the sins of anime and how its an affront against art in its broadest contexts.

AND THAT LUMPING WADDLE DEE IS GOING TO FCKING GET AN FCKING SURPRISE ONCE I STEAL ITS FCKING KEY AND SHOVE IT INTO SOME LAVA

 

[Eager Eevee]

Trump?

Also, bagels.

Spoiler

 

[TheCapsFan]

Spoiler

That bagel just got a spray tan.

 

[Eager Eevee]

Spoiler: More bagels

 

[TRNatalie]

Hey, what did I miss?