RANDOM MESSAGES 15: Go Storm Area 51...you weirdos

[Revenge of the Boyega]

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*deflects the beehive back at Cilantro*

Okay now where's my chocolate sauce and sprinkles?!! Yeah that's right i'm entering pimp mode and that means no thank yous and a whole lotta demands.

 

[Vulpix037]

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[Maniacal Engineer]

*puts on sunglasses*

 

[Vulpix037]

Has someone used Sunny Day?

 

[LazySpy]

Okay now where's my chocolate sauce and sprinkles?!! Yeah that's right i'm entering pimp mode and that means no thank yous and a whole lotta demands.

What about giving some of these food to the Rancors? (DON'T DO THAT LOOK!! I KNOW YOU HAVE THEM!!!!!)

 

[Revenge of the Boyega]

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BEING FED OVER THE INTERNET IS GREAT

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Now where's my motherfudging Maltesers and shortbread?!!!!

It feels good to prepare you kiddies for life.

What about giving some of these food to the Rancors? (DON'T DO THAT LOOK!! I KNOW YOU HAVE THEM!!!!!)

WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM, SOME FAT JABBA FLUNKEY IN A DOMINATRIX OUTFIT WHO HAS A PET RANCOR
well you happen to be sorta right, minus the fat but actually I have some leather and that's all ya need. And as for the Rancors weeeeell lets just say that there's a cupboard in my laundry that has some air holes... hregh hregh hregh...

Don't tell the RSPCA, for the love of god

 

[Vulpix037]

Now where's my motherfudging Maltesers and shortbread?!!!!

Spoiler: In here

 

[Revenge of the Boyega]

Spoiler: In here

THAT'S A PRETTY TINY HAMPER
I want a jumbo hamper. A jumbo hamper for my jumbo maltesers and shortbread.

 

[Vulpix037]

THAT'S A PRETTY TINY HAMPER
I want a jumbo hamper. A jumbo hamper for my jumbo maltesers and shortbread.

I'm afraid that's the biggest one I could find.

 

[MegaPod]

Spoiler: Actual photo of RotB demanding food

Looks like his eye’s bigger than his stomach.
Har har

 

[Revenge of the Boyega]

I'm afraid that's the biggest one I could find.

Well that just doesn't cut it, babycakeface. It looks like this pimp is gonna have to get nasty. Now, time to think out your terrrrrrrrible psychological punishments...

Spoiler: Actual photo of RotB demanding food

View attachment 112681

Looks like his eye’s bigger than his stomach.
Har har

WHERE DID YOU GET THAT PHOTO OF ME

 

[Vulpix037]

Spoiler: I was imagining something more like this

 

[FinnishPokéFan92]

Spoiler: I was imagining something more like this

Spoiler: Or like this.

 

[Revenge of the Boyega]

Spoiler: I was imagining something more like this

Yeah well I've lost weight since then.

 

[LazySpy]

Yeah well I've lost weight since then.

Worry not, here at RM we'll take care of you to the point of you becoming even fatter than before. You'll sure love it!

Spoiler: First, a bit of this....

You will feel better in no time!

 

[FinnishPokéFan92]

Worry not, here at RM we'll take care of you to the point of you becoming even fatter than before. You'll sure love it!

Spoiler: First, a bit of this....

View attachment 112682 You will feel better in no time!

Yeah, we've got a good track record on that front! Just look at @Vulpix037, @TRNatalie, and @Max1996 after yesterday's feast!

 

[Revenge of the Boyega]

Spoiler: Or like this.

Ahhhh I hate it when dopey kid photos of yourself get shared around, right. Especially the ones where one has a huge forehead, a scowl that a lungfish couldn't copy and a tan that superstars have yet to recreate. Then there are those ones in the outfits and oh goododddddddd...... and then there are the rocking horse anecdotes. But its nice because one ____ falls of their rocking horse and never get back on but you keep going no matter what :') this is f-cking significant stuff here

Worry not, here at RM we'll take care of you to the point of you becoming even fatter than before. You'll sure love it!

Spoiler: First, a bit of this....

View attachment 112682 You will feel better in no time!

EW, BURGERS
Sorry matey but I'm one healthy Rancor smuggler- ah crap
Well anyway I eat rice and porridge and organic bread and junk like that. And shortbread and maltesers and stuff, obviously.

NOW, I GOTTA GO WASH MY FACE AND BRUSH MY TEETH

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[Rainami]

you shitting on hamburgers? *cracks knuckles*

 

[Vulpix037]

you shitting on hamburgers? *cracks knuckles*

Bleurgh, I wouldn't even eat a burger if someone had farted on it

 

[MegaPod]

Um, do farts make food more appetizing or something...?

And I ain’t eating gosh darned ground up animal parts, but I do love me a delicious veggie patty.