RANDOM MESSAGES 15: Go Storm Area 51...you weirdos

[Max1996]

I didn’t know Onix could learn Teleport.

Me neither...Learning something new every day.

 

[FinnishPokéFan92]

But RM has too much water, we must expand the land

Spoiler

I rate this message 7.8/10.

 

[Max1996]

I rate this message 7.8/10.

Of course someone would.

 

[FinnishPokéFan92]

*a nearby bush emits a bright flash of light*
*crawls out of said bush, looking very dishevelled*

I didn’t know Onix could learn Teleport.

Me neither...Learning something new every day.

Did you know that in Generation I, a lot of Pokémon could learn Teleport by TM (yeah, Gen. I had some weird TM moves)? Some of them make sense, like Hypno, Slowbro, and Alakazam. But you also had Pokémon like Clefable, Wigglytuff, Magneton, Cloyster, Magmar, Electabuzz, Arcanine, and Butterfree who could learn it too, just to name a few. And no, Onix wasn't one of them.

 

[Max1996]

Did you know that in Generation I, a lot of Pokémon could learn Teleport by TM (yeah, Gen. I had some weird TM moves)? Some of them make sense, like Hypno, Slowbro, and Alakazam. But you also had Pokémon like Clefable, Wigglytuff, Magneton, Cloyster, Magmar, Electabuzz, Arcanine, and Butterfree who could learn it too, just to name a few. And no, Onix wasn't one of them.

The More You Know.

 

[MegaPod]

I’m the Question. We just finished going over that.

I knew I had that one coming the minute I posted it. Well, later, Xiaolin Losers! *curls into a drill shape and tunnels away*

 

[Vulpix037]

*an Excadrill bumps.into PicklePod, causing him to be blasted back upwards*

 

[MegaPod]

...CURSE YOU, XAVIER THE EXCADRILLLLL!!!

 

[Maniacal Engineer]

I AM THE TERROR THAT FLAPS IN THE NIGHT!
I AM THE ENTERTAINER I COME TO DO MY SHOW.
I AM OZ, THE GREAT AND POWERFUL.
RESISTANCE IS FUTILE.

 

[MegaPod]

...sir, I insist you give me the plant.

 

[FinnishPokéFan92]

I AM THE TERROR THAT FLAPS IN THE NIGHT!
I AM THE ENTERTAINER I COME TO DO MY SHOW.
I AM OZ, THE GREAT AND POWERFUL.
RESISTANCE IS FUTILE.

*pulls a big curtain aside*

 

[Maniacal Engineer]

*pulling back the curtain revealed a Level 3 Sentry Gun pointed at your face*

 

[FinnishPokéFan92]

*pulling back the curtain revealed a Level 3 Sentry Gun pointed at your face*

*melts down with Acid Armor*

 

[Max1996]

*pulling back the curtain revealed a Level 3 Sentry Gun pointed at your face*

*Uses a Sapper*
That Latias is a Spy!

 

[Crystal Onix]

I didn’t know Onix could learn Teleport.

I didn't use Teleport, though. One moment, I'm heading home from the race track, and the next thing I know, I'm all out of it, crawling out of a bush in the middle of RM. Something weird happened, and I just had a wild dream, like a fever dream kind of deal, with bright lights and Elgyems.

 

[MegaPod]

Funny. I have weird dreams sometimes, too.


View: https://youtu.be/0Zr4Uehg6Uw

 

[Maniacal Engineer]

Evil on the loose? You do not want to mess with Super Moose!
Duh duh duh duh duh da!!!! Antler action!

 

[TRNatalie]

I didn't use Teleport, though. One moment, I'm heading home from the race track, and the next thing I know, I'm all out of it, crawling out of a bush in the middle of RM. Something weird happened, and I just had a wild dream, like a fever dream kind of deal, with bright lights and Elgyems.

Hmmm...

 

[Maniacal Engineer]

Tally ho!

 

[FinnishPokéFan92]

Tally ho!