RANDOM MESSAGES 15: Go Storm Area 51...you weirdos

[MegaPod]

Oh, hold on...

Spoiler

Is this it, Barty? I spotted it near the tower.

 

[Maniacal Engineer]

No. It looked kind of like this:

 

[LazySpy]

YES
Someone else referencing Just a Pancake, finally!

X-Blade! X-Blade....

Spoiler: Translation.

"Thank you, Master Xehanort, you seem like a very nice guy."
"Oh, and my name spelled backwards is Dis..."

 

[FinnishPokéFan92]

Sorry, but I'll pass on the villain theme. I'll just stay as a good guy and shake my heads at anyone who thinks being a villain is somehow cool.

 

[LazySpy]

Sorry, but I'll pass on the villain theme. I'll just stay as a good guy and shake my heads at anyone who thinks being a villain is somehow cool.

X-Blade! X-Blade.

Spoiler: Translation.

And I'll be an insolent little b*tch just for the fun of it! Cuz at the end of the day, bit of both is better than one owerhelming the other IMO.

 

[Icy Wind]

Sorry, but I'll pass on the villain theme. I'll just stay as a good guy and shake my heads at anyone who thinks being a villain is somehow cool.

But you’re a pirate. Pirates are inherently villainous.

 

[FinnishPokéFan92]

But you’re a pirate. Pirates are inherently villainous.

I'm not a pirate. This is just a Halloween costume.

 

[MegaPod]

Yes. Of a pirate.

 

[FinnishPokéFan92]

Yes. Of a pirate.

But it doesn't mean I'd act like a pirate.

*says all this while standing on the deck of his realistic pirate ship*

 

[LazySpy]

But it doesn't mean I'd act like a pirate.

*says all this while standing on the deck of his realistic pirate ship*

X-Blade! X-Blade?

Spoiler: From google translator.

Whoa, what a cool ship! May I jouin in your travels, cap'n?

 

[FinnishPokéFan92]

X-Blade! X-Blade?

Spoiler: From google translator.

Whoa, what a cool ship! May I jouin in your travels, cap'n?

Feel free.

 

[LazySpy]

Feel free.

*Goes aboard the ship and randomly fires from canons*
FIRE AT WILL!

 

[Maniacal Engineer]

Sorry, but I'll pass on the villain theme. I'll just stay as a good guy and shake my heads at anyone who thinks being a villain is somehow cool.

You act as if I’m a villain. Murder doesn’t inherently make someone a villain...especially when it’s only Muggles dying.

 

[LazySpy]

You act as if I’m a villain. Murder doesn’t inherently make someone a villain...especially when it’s only Muggles dying.

Ever since Voldemort died, killing Muggles is actually forbidden by the Ministry, so it might not make you evil, but hear me right, illegal at the very least.

 

[Maniacal Engineer]

Ever since Voldemort died, killing Muggles is actually forbidden by the Ministry, so it might not make you evil, but hear me right, illegal at the very least.

The Dark Lord didn’t die. He’s still alive, and thanks to my efforts, he will be restored to his former body, but even more powerful than before.

 

[LazySpy]

The Dark Lord didn’t die. He’s still alive, and thanks to my efforts, he will be restored to his former body, but even more powerful than before.

Wormtail didn't tell you he and his horcruxes were eaten by a Guzzlord?

 

[Maniacal Engineer]

Wormtail didn't tell you he and his horcruxes were eaten by a Guzzlord?

@Wormtail is this true?
Did you shirk in your task to protect the Dark Lord?
*raises wand threateningly*

 

[MegaPod]

N-now, Barty, I wasn’t shirking, th-there was no shirking. Of course the whole ordeal...complicates m-matters a bit, b-but...you know, I’ve been learning about this world and how it all works. It’s v-very simple to fix, really. Yes, the boundaries of this world are looser, much looser than ours, and there live certain individuals who can bend reality itself as they need. All we need is to acquire a gift known as “Fun and Games moderator privileges,” but instead of regulating the goings on here, we use it to forcibly delete the undesired event from existence and bring back our Dark Lord!!!

 

[Maniacal Engineer]

So the Dark Lord is dead, and you let it happen.
Very well. I will do as you suggest and find a way to acquire these powers.
You, on the other hand, there is no need for vermin like you now...

AVADA KEDAVRA!

 

[MegaPod]

NO...! *drops dead*