RANDOM MESSAGES 15: Go Storm Area 51...you weirdos

[LazySpy]

*lashes out and snags Chrono with his whip*
*tags along on Chrono’s Temporal journey*

GET OUT, YOU'RE TOO HE...
*The Epoch breaks apart before reaching a stable point in the timeline, and thus both Balrog and Crono are locked in a time tunnel with no way out.*
Congrats.

Spoiler

He's handsome.

 

[Maniacal Engineer]

*burns the Time Tunnel*

 

[KenderCharmeleon]

Noooo! Crono!!!!!!

If you end up killing him, can you spare his brain for me? ^_^

 

[Maniacal Engineer]

*continues to attempt to burn through the Time Tunnel*
*somehow emerges in the year 2018 in the middle of Tokyo*
*gets mistaken for Godzilla on fire*

 

[LazySpy]

*Unfortunately, Crono burned completely, including his brain.*

 

[Maniacal Engineer]

*is confused*
*goes on a rampage*

 

[LazySpy]

*Kaneki Ken arrives and slashes the Balrog in half.*

 

[KenderCharmeleon]

Oh that's too sad.

*uses revive on Crono*
*uses Elixir on Crono*

 

[LazySpy]

Thhxxxx...
*Goes to the year 2200 in and checks the callendar of events on a super-advanced intelligent computer to find Balrog.*
A BURNING GODZILLA IN TOKYO IN THE YEAR 2018 GOT ATTACKED BY KANEKI!
100% LEGIT NO SCAM!
That's definietly this.

 

[Maniacal Engineer]

*Balrog is impervious to damage*
*eats Kaneki and continues rampage*

 

[LazySpy]

*Eren Jaeger joins the party by saving Kaneki from being eaten by Balrog, then attacks him, going for the nape on his neck, of course.*

 

[Maniacal Engineer]

*Balrog is still impervious to damage*
*eats Jaeger and continues rampage*

 

[LazySpy]

*Jaeger and Kaneki go saving civilians instead, and inform the goverment to evacuate the country.*
*The goverment, however, sends tanks, soldiers and helicopters at Balrog, to which Eren and Kaneki can only facepalm.*

 

[Maniacal Engineer]

*Balrog eats the tanks and helicopters*

 

[LazySpy]

*Soldiers scatter in panic.*

 

[Maniacal Engineer]

*breaks the ground with a few lashes from his whip*

 

[LazySpy]

*Can't really find the gif from the correct Phineas and Ferb episode to comment the situation with a funny image.*

 

[KenderCharmeleon]

*receive call from Gandalf*
*answers*

Mr Balrog, Gandalf told me to say to you that you shall not pass.

 

[Maniacal Engineer]

*receive call from Gandalf*
*answers*

Mr Balrog, Gandalf told me to say to you that you shall not pass.

*gives Gandalf an F*

If I cannot pass, neither can he.

 

[IncineROAR]

*gives Gandalf an F*

If I cannot pass, neither can he.

*uses the killing curse on Gandalf*

He's no longer a problem.