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RANDOM MESSAGES 15: Go Storm Area 51...you weirdos

What will you find in Area 51?


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KenderCharmeleon

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Oh, very good laugh Boss. I can feel all the experience you have. I'll need to practice more.

See, we've been successfull to cut Giratina's flesh. I'm sure we'll get a promotion.

*** Totally ignoring LazySpy contribution and taking all the credit***

*** Throws a pokéball at Giratina. ***
 

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*Kills Giratina with Ars Solum.*
X-Blade!

"Guess no capture for you.:p
 

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Nooooo why?????!!!!!!!
(...)

In fact, don't worry, boss, I have an idea!

*** uses Revive on Geratina ***
*** throws another pokéball on Giratina ***

I'm so bad that I'm cheating. Bwahaha.
 

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X-Blade!

Revive doesn't heal DEATH! No in games, at least...

*Throws a Xehanort-special Master Ball at Giratina.*
 

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*Norts Giratina with Nortinator 300.*
X-Blade!

Now she's a Xehanort. And Xehanorts can't be caught in Poke balls.
 

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*Giratina’s ghostly body cannot be cut by metal*
*Giratina consumes LazySpy, banishing him into the abyss*
*Giratina floats away, nonchalantly*
 

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X-Blade!
Now that Giratina consumed me, I can finally do what I wanted.
*Norts Giratina.*
This heart belong again to the DARKNESS. All worlds start in DARKNESS and all so end. The heart is no diffirent. DARKNESS sprouts within it. It grows, consumes it. In the end, every heart returns to the DARKNESS whence it came.
 

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*Turns on a flashlight*

There. No more “DARKNESS” :p
So you've come this far... and you still understand NOTHING. Every light must fade, every heart returns to DARKNESS.
*Strikes Icy Wind with a DARKNESS Lighting Bolt.*

Wait what.
 
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KenderCharmeleon

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Hello darkness, my old friend.
I've come to talk with you again...
Because a vision softly creeping.
Left its seeds while I was sleeping
And the vision that was planted in my brain
Still remains
Within the sound of silence

Euh, what I mean is: Flamethrower!

*** flamethrowers LazySpy, the real vilain after all. I think...***

Don't stand in the way of the Team Rocket, or prepare to fight.
(...)
Oh, I so wish I had a Meowth right now.
 

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Hello darkness, my old friend.
I've come to talk with you again...
Because a vision softly creeping.
Left its seeds while I was sleeping
And the vision that was planted in my brain
Still remains
Within the sound of silence

Euh, what I mean is: Flamethrower!

*** flamethrowers LazySpy, the real vilain after all. I think...***

Don't stand in the way of the Team Rocket, or prepare to fight.
(...)
Oh, I so wish I had a Meowth right now.
X-Blade!
Ouchie ouch! That hurt.
 
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Oh, I so wish I had a Meowth right now.
Then you joined Team Rocket at a very good time. When I left HQ, the Boss was trying to give some of the employees a bunch of Meowth kittens and he had six of them left so you could possibly join right now and get one.
 
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