RANDOM MESSAGES 15: Go Storm Area 51...you weirdos

[Max1996]

YES!! everyone do that! nom nom nom

Ok...
Eats donuts as well

 

[Maniacal Engineer]

View: https://youtube.com/watch?v=9quw0_46N_U

 

[toastghost]

noms donuts faster than Sonic could

 

[FinnishPokéFan92]

noms donuts faster than Sonic could

eats donuts so fast his front paws become a blur, sending some crumbs and sprinkles flying around

 

[toastghost]

eats donuts so fast his front paws become a blur, sending some crumbs and sprinkles flying around

eats donuts so fast that i give deoxys-speed a run for it's money

 

[FinnishPokéFan92]

eats donuts so fast that i give deoxys-speed a run for it's money

Sweating with effort, Vaporeon speeds up his eating even further, his paws moving as fast as Munchlax's hands and his belly filling up at a visible rate.

 

[toastghost]

Sweating with effort, Vaporeon speeds up his eating even further, his paws moving as fast as Munchlax's hands and his belly filling up at a visible rate.

eats so much that 16 donuts disappear every millisecond

 

[FinnishPokéFan92]

eats so much that 16 donuts disappear every millisecond

Vaporeon eats equally fast, although every few seconds, he manages to barely fit in a 17th donut to a millisecond. His belly is now so full his back legs are gradually losing their contact with the ground.

 

[toastghost]

Vaporeon eats equally fast, although every few seconds, he manages to barely fit in a 17th donut to a millisecond. His belly is now so full his back legs are gradually losing their contact with the ground.

Munchlax manages to fit a 20th donut in a millisecond, while bombs of sprinkles explodes in the background
Man, donuts from Mars are the best! he says with his mouth full, while millions of donuts disappear with the combined efforts of everyone in the threadship.

 

[FinnishPokéFan92]

Munchlax manages to fit a 20th donut in a millisecond, while bombs of sprinkles explodes in the background
Man, donuts from Mars are the best! he says with his mouth full, while millions of donuts disappear with the combined efforts of everyone in the threadship.

Hitting a sugar rush, Vaporeon's pace speeds up to 25 donuts a millisecond. His feet have already left the ground, but he doesn't care, and continues eating donuts like a madman.

Thisisthebesteatingcontestever!

 

[toastghost]

Hitting a sugar rush, Vaporeon's pace speeds up to 25 donuts a millisecond. His feet have already left the ground, but he doesn't care, and continues eating donuts like a madman.

Thisisthebesteatingcontestever!

also hitting a sugar rush, munchlax's eyes are flashing and he manages to eat 100 donuts in a millisecond. how he does this is beyond this omniscient narrator. the donuts are almost done and it seems like vaporeon and munchlax have ascended to a higher level.

 

[FinnishPokéFan92]

also hitting a sugar rush, munchlax's eyes are flashing and he manages to eat 100 donuts in a millisecond. how he does this is beyond this omniscient narrator. the donuts are almost done and it seems like vaporeon and munchlax have ascended to a higher level.

quite literally, at least with Vaporeon, as his frame grows higher every second and he tries to be the one to get the last donuts

Minemineminemineminemine!!

 

[toastghost]

quite literally, at least with Vaporeon, as his frame grows higher every second and he tries to be the one to get the last donuts

finally there is only one donut left! who will win? who will go home? vaporeon's paw and munchlax's paw meet on the last donut. they split it in half and tie the eating contest!

the winners get...

cookies.

 

[Maniacal Engineer]

Oh. Is that what all those cookies were for?
I ate them all while everyone else focused on the donuts...

 

[FinnishPokéFan92]

finally there is only one donut left! who will win? who will go home? vaporeon's paw and munchlax's paw meet on the last donut. they split it in half and tie the eating contest!

the winners get...

cookies.

The best eating contest I've ever BURP! taken part in...

Oh. Is that what all those cookies were for?
I ate them all while everyone else focused on the donuts...

Doesn't matter. I'm too full to eat more anyway...

tries to fly to move, but his full belly weighs him down so much that he just ends up rolling onto his side

Guess I'll just digest here. How's your mobility, Munchlax?

 

[toastghost]

Oh. Is that what all those cookies were for?
I ate them all while everyone else focused on the donuts...

ARE YOU KIDDING ME

me and cosmog are going back to jupiter to get cookies

as for my mobility, it's fine. I'm Munchlax, my body was built for this.

 

[Maniacal Engineer]

ARE YOU KIDDING ME

No. I am not “KIDDING ME.”
I am just ME.

 

[toastghost]

how dare you say that you are ME.
you aren't fooling ME.
ME is right there, eating pancakes.

 

[Maniacal Engineer]

No. I’m right here, full from eating all those delicious cookies.

 

[Chidamari Sketch]

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