RANDOM MESSAGES 15: Go Storm Area 51...you weirdos

[TRNatalie]

*Gasps*Mew!

 

[Fluttershy of Light]

-pokes the Mew :v

 

[Revenge of the Boyega]

May I just say something potentially damaging?

Cats are horrible.

 

[Maniacal Engineer]

SLEEP!!!!!

 

[Rainbow Cloud]

-pokes the Mew :v

Mew?

Spoiler

*Is distracted for a moment*

SLEEP!!!!!

Are we uploading the sleep command into the Borg Collective?

 

[Vulpix037]

*suddenly appears*

Are we uploading the sleep command into the Borg Collective?

What's that?

May I just say something potentially damaging?

Cats are horrible.

No they're not!

 

[Revenge of the Boyega]

No they're not!

Oh yeah? One little Genghis Khan of a feline, upon me being sort of reasonably not-so-horrible to it, decided that biting me and scratching me would be pretty fun. Well this means war, dammit. I would have enlightened that marauding bastard in the realms of AGONY (kidding, sort of) but it was just a free-wandering cat in a pet store. Had I beaten it to death with a bag of rabbit food, I would have gotten in trouble. So it wins the battle, but I will win the war. You don't mess with a f--cking Dark Sider, kitty kind, unless you've got a nuke handy.

 

[Cilantro]

May I just say something potentially damaging?

Cats are horrible.

fite me

 

[Revenge of the Boyega]

fite me

Okay, but fair warning - when Kylo is blowing the frickitty bad-word out of Phantom Luke, that's me on a good day.

 

[TRNatalie]

Cats are horrible.

Spoiler: How can these be horrible?

 

[Vulpix037]

Spoiler: Speaking of cats...

*Insert other cute images of cat-like Pokémon here*

 

[Revenge of the Boyega]

Spoiler: How can these be horrible?

Pokemon excepted. Primarily Alolan Meowth, 'cause he's hilarious.

 

[TRNatalie]

Pokemon excepted.

Yay!

In all seriousness though, I have two cats, one of which is the exact opposite of what you describe. The other doesn't scratch.

 

[Revenge of the Boyega]

Yay!

In all seriousness though, I have two cats, one of which is the exact opposite of what you describe. The other doesn't scratch.

Well the tuxedo-wearing bastard who got me has a tyre wheel with his name on it.
I can't believe that I used to be fascinated by zoology and was considering a career in it. Well, that me is dead and buried. Animals are cool and everything, sure, but I don't want to army-crawling through the undergrowth to observe the mating habits of a pig-nosed shrew or whatever.

I'm off to bed, then I'm going to get up in like three hours time to jog. Goodnight. Don't let those whiskered motherflackers bite (bloody cats)

 

[Cilantro]

a tip: don’t touch a cat’s belly, no matter how soft it looks. Also some cats are just that way, same with any animal.

 

[TRNatalie]

I wanted to be a zookeeper when I grow up but I realized my personality isn't strong enough for it.

 

[Cilantro]

When I was little I wanted to be a vet before I realized that I’d probably end up stealing people’s pets.

 

[Maniacal Engineer]

*falls asleep*

 

[MegaPod]

Spoiler: Wake up, ME

 

[Scarlet Sky]

*steals ME's Sleep status and sleeps instead*

 

[Kharixi]

So much talk about cats while I'm reading Warriors... Heh.