RANDOM MESSAGES 15: Go Storm Area 51...you weirdos

[Crystal Onix]

Hey look, a sandy beach no one ever noticed RM had! Let's go!

 

[Max1996]

Hey look, a sandy beach no one ever noticed RM had! Let's go!

*Lies down on the beach*

 

[FinnishPokéFan92]

*Alolan Raichu goes surfing on and above the waves*

 

[TRNatalie]

*Meowth curls up on the sand, letting the sun warm his fur. Sandshrew starts to make sand castles*

 

[MegaPod]

*scoots into a sand garage just big enough for a Charjabug and rests*

 

[Revenge of the Boyega]

*hurls an electric generator in the sea and then rides along the surface in a rubber boat - scooping up the dead fish with a net*

 

[Milkapoke]

I hope this beach is in Hawaii since those are the most gucci.

 

[Revenge of the Boyega]

I WILL WALK FIVE HUNDRED MILES, AND I WILL WALK FIVE HUNDRED MORE

... because I need the exercise.

Spoiler

 

[Milkapoke]

Sorry.

 

[Revenge of the Boyega]

I guess I should write another sci fi, then. But I think I need a plot... oh GOD why are they so necessary

 

[Cilantro]

TODAY IS TEAL PLASTIC WING NUT DAY

HAPPY TEAL PLASTIC WING NUT DAY

TO CELEBRATE, I’VE HIDDEN ONE TEAL PLASTIC WING NUT IN EACH USER’S BOWL OF RASPBERRY SORBET

IF YOU’RE ALLERGIC TO RASPBERRY, PLEASE ASK A F&G MOD (not me) FOR ASSISTANCE IN THE RETRIEVAL AND SANITATION OF YOUR TEAL PLASTIC WING NUT

TRANSMISSION END

*inhales RASPBERRY SORBET*
*chokes on WING NUT*
*floats away*

 

[FinnishPokéFan92]

*inhales RASPBERRY SORBET*
*chokes on WING NUT*
*floats away*

*performs CPR on Cilantro*

 

[Max1996]

Oh, hello there, @FinnishPokéFan92. Want to fly on me? I might not be as fast as, say, Salamence, but I'm pretty good at it, if I do say so myself.

 

[FinnishPokéFan92]

Oh, hello there, @FinnishPokéFan92. Want to fly on me? I might not be as fast as, say, Salamence, but I'm pretty good at it, if I do say so myself.

This came out of the blue for me, but sure. Why not?
*climbs on Hydreigon's back*

 

[Max1996]

This came out of the blue for me, but sure. Why not?
*climbs on Hydreigon's back*

Let's go.
*Flies off*

 

[FinnishPokéFan92]

Let's go.
*Flies off*

It sure is a nice view from up here.

So, are we just flying around for the views, or do you have an actual destination in mind?

 

[Max1996]

It sure is a nice view from up here.

So, are we just flying around for the views, or do you have an actual destination in mind?

Want a destination?

 

[Vulpix037]

To the mod that performed the most recent rename: it's not the summer holidays for another month and a half...

 

[FinnishPokéFan92]

Want a destination?

Not necessarily. I'm enjoying the views just fine. And you're a pretty steady flier, BTW.

 

[Max1996]

Not necessarily. I'm enjoying the views just fine. And you're a pretty steady flier, BTW.

Hehe, thanks. :3