RANDOM MESSAGES 15: Go Storm Area 51...you weirdos

[Vulpix037]

Good thing Magikarp has jewel hard scales to protect it.

Even though Magikarp can't learn Protect
On the other hand...

Spoiler: Donuts anyone?

 

[Cilantro]

why is ammolite expensive

why do all the best gemstones have to cost so much

I wish i could have a decent sample of black fire opal w/o having to pay hundreds of dollars

 

[Revenge of the Boyega]

Time to make my self-esteem blog...
Aughhhhhhgh.
My blood sugar is as low as somebody's underwear right now, and that's pretty sick but its the truth. I just hope they pull up their underwear, and with it my blood sugar and enthusiasm for writing something utterly brilliant. I want to make something a bit Dark Crystal-y, but with humans! Humans are awesome!

And I'm worried because I think the Future Me, the successful actor/everything, is a bit broke because of all the indigenous people of the world they have to help. And then there's stuff like Unicef, and making clean water for everyone and sponsoring African families and denouncing the government and paying hit-men all the time. My wallet-to-be is so strained.

Spoiler

 

[Crystal Onix]

They say the grass is always greener in some places. But definitely not in Europe.

What is this "green grass"?

Spoiler

 

[Revenge of the Boyega]

There aren't no grass greener than WEED

Spoiler

...

 

[Vulpix037]

Spoiler: Green grass

 

[Revenge of the Boyega]

It sucks how I can't confess my devotion to the Star Wars cast when I meet them - it'd be a terrible foundation for a relationship. How infuriating.

And how do I tell that Italian waitress from my haunt that she's the most beautiful girl in this country without being weird... hmm hmm hmm... and then there's that redhead with the enchanting smile and this African American girl who's real tall, and then there's that African American boy with the epitome of perfect legs. And I'm not a creep I'M JUST APPRECIATIVE.

I'm a great connoisseur of body parts, my favourite being eyeballs and hands. People preach of the beauty of genitals, but I say nay, nay, says I! For me it's the face, and legs are brilliant too but not in the sense of 'leggsssss (;'. What weirdos. So blinded by lust are they that they completely disregard the finer things, like... feet. Feet are great. And tongues aren't very nice but no one appreciates them - they dodge death EVERY TIME WE EAT and all we do is blame stuff on them. 'Slip of the tongue' and 'my tongue has a mind of its own' and all that. Terrible.

 

[Scarlet Sky]

The world needs more BBQ food.

 

[Rainami]

I wonder what enthusiasm feels like

 

[Scarlet Sky]

I'm too lazy for enthusiasm.

 

[Derpghost]

Who needs enthusiasm when you have pure caffeine

 

[FinnishPokéFan92]

Who needs enthusiasm when you have pure caffeine

I don't drink coffee myself.

Or even tea, for that matter.

 

[Derpghost]

soda works too ig

 

[FinnishPokéFan92]

soda works too ig

I only drink soda during parties and other such special occasions. Usually I stick with water.

 

[Crystal Onix]

*portal appears in the middle of RM*
*falls unceremoniously through said portal into RM*

 

[MegaPod]

Aha! Finally it’s been discovered!

*impales CO with a flagpole from which hangs a flag that reads “The Center of Random Messages”*

What a beautiful moment.

 

[Derpghost]

needs more things

 

[MegaPod]

Hmm... if you say so.

*adds a green glitter glue mustache to CO*

 

[FinnishPokéFan92]

*sneaks in wearing an SEP belt, staying invisible long enough to sneak behind @MegaPod and hug him*

SUPRISE! You're so cute as a Victini!

 

[MegaPod]

Aww thanks! Do I get a bedtime root beer now?