RANDOM MESSAGES 15: Go Storm Area 51...you weirdos

[Chidamari Sketch]

*thaws Rainami*

*tapes everyone that has killed vampires into a recently drawn pentagram and watches as they get dragged in by unknown forces within the pentagram*

 

[Vulpix037]

A pentagon?

 

[MegaPod]

Well, technically there’s a pentagon in it.

 

[Rainami]

*watches the scene unfold while happily sipping coffee*

 

[MegaPod]

*drops helpful and not at all humorous graphic in reference to a pentagram*

Spoiler

 

[Proxima Centauri B]

I kinda want coffee but Im pretty sure it caused me a a bad reaction today and I have like only one decaf K-cup left.

 

[Cilantro]

*smashes the fourth wall and enters the thread*

did I hear mention of pentagrams

 

[Derpghost]

oh no

I'm getting out of here before I get exorcised

 

[MegaPod]

Spoiler: Literally me

At least I had good food today

 

[FinnishPokéFan92]

*thaws Rainami*

*tapes everyone that has killed vampires into a recently drawn pentagram and watches as they get dragged in by unknown forces within the pentagram*

*watches the scene unfold while happily sipping coffee*

No pentagram is match for the power of Convenience Magic!

*everyone disappears from the pentagram and safely reappear a short distance away*

Oh, and mustn't forget...

*snaps fingers, de-vamparizing @Rainami*

 

[Max1996]

No pentagram is match for the power of Convenience Magic!

Especially not the master of Convenience Magic.

 

[MegaPod]

Do you mean...

*dramatic fanfare*

...the convenience store manager??

 

[FinnishPokéFan92]

Do you mean...

*dramatic fanfare*

...the convenience store manager??

Not quite. Convenience Magic is exactly what it sounds like: convenient magic. It does basically whatever you wish it to do. And I happen to be an expert in utilizing said form of magic.

 

[Icy Wind]

So we have vampires and now witches in the thread.

Where are the werewolves?

 

[FinnishPokéFan92]

So we have vampires and now witches in the thread.

Where are the werewolves?

Nowhere to be seen. At least yet.

And BTW, I'm a wizard, not a witch. And even that is stretching it. I'm just a casual guy who has otherworldly powers in the world beyond the fourth wall.

 

[Milkapoke]

Nintendo World in NYC was a fun place.

But now real world sets in.

 

[Revenge of the Boyega]

All vampires deserve to be attacked by hordes of Frenchmen brandishing garlic pudding because they're lame.

Female vampires are blab. It seems like a cheap way to make them interesting or sexy.

Male vampires are doubly so, 'cause nine times out of ten THEY'RE JUST TRYING TO BE DREAMBOATS. And sucking girlies blood just seems like a convenient way to kiss their necks. Vampire Knight or whatever its called is an atrocity and I'm weeping into my trauma. Bloody anime!

But mutant ninja turtles is just inspired.

 

[TRNatalie]

Hey fellas, how's it going?*Sees pentagram*Huh? What happened here?

So we have vampires and now witches in the thread.

Where are the werewolves?

We don't have werewolves but we have some wolves.

Spoiler

 

[FinnishPokéFan92]

We don't have werewolves but we have some wolves.

Spoiler

Spoiler: Wolves, you say...?

View: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=5IaYm3NjJnM

 

[TRNatalie]

Ah wolves, my second favorite animal.