RANDOM MESSAGES 15: Go Storm Area 51...you weirdos

[FinnishPokéFan92]

*has reached the weight of a Celesteela and is still pinning down a Dalek or two under himself*

 

[Lone_Garurumon]

*Summons 99 water clones and gives everybody 30 seconds to destroy them all or everyone dies*

 

[Icy Wind]

*Summons 99 water clones and gives everybody 30 seconds to destroy them all or everyone dies*

This is a trap.

If we destroy them, then we’ll be wet and you’ll laugh at us!

Well jokes on you, because *Summons Froslass to freeze the water clones*

 

[MegaPod]

*casts Blasting Curses at the frozen clones like there’s no Ministry of Magic*

 

[Lone_Garurumon]

I'm sorry but those responses took more than 30 seconds. You're all dead.

Pfft, and I thought I wasn't the guy for this

 

[MegaPod]

Darn those technicalities! Villains, I think there’s a new Dark Lord in town—TROLLdemort.

 

[LazySpy]

*returns thanks to time travel*

Wh....wha....WHAT??!?!!
XEEEEHHHHAAAANOOOORT!!!!!!
*Posseses a nearby armor and attacks Xehanort*

 

[MegaPod]

...until just realizing it now, I thought it was “Xenahort.” How odd.

 

[FinnishPokéFan92]

*is too heavy to move, instead enjoying the show going on around him while feeling the Dalek remains being compressed into flat plates under him*

 

[LazySpy]

...until just realizing it now, I thought it was “Xenahort.” How odd.

Same thing happened to me when I first played KH.
Huh.

 

[MegaPod]

And I never even played it

 

[LazySpy]

And I never even played it

*Subtly recommends*
I started with Birth By Sleep. It's technically....second chronologically in the series, first was X, I think.

 

[Lone_Garurumon]

Yeah, but believe me, you don't wanna start with either of those. Both of them rely on you already knowing how the universe works. Honestly, it's best to just play them in the order that they're displayed in the Re:Mixes

 

[Maniacal Engineer]

Finnish, you realize the Daleks are all gone, right?
It took a brilliant intellect such as mine to finally rid you of those pests once and for all.

And, again, it doesn’t matter how much you weigh, the Dalek’s armor is protected by an energy shield that would prevent you from simply flattening it in such a way.
It’s much more effective to push the Daleks out a window.

 

[LazySpy]

Another psycho guy....
*sighs*
will I ever be free of you?

 

[Maniacal Engineer]

Another psycho guy....
*sighs*
will I ever be free of you?

I'm afraid you have me mistaken for someone else. We have never met before.
Allow me to introduce myself. I am Khan, the superior human. In my time, I was a prince, ruler of the largest region of Earth, but we, my fellow genetically modified supermen and I, were betrayed and forced to evacuate the planet in our starship.
We were found, a few hundred years later, by Captain James T. Kirk. After a brief...misunderstanding, he marooned myself and my crew to Ceti Alpha V, which was ravaged by the destruction of Ceti Alpha VI, causing it to go completely barren. Most of my crew, and my wife, perished in the harsh environment, but I survived.

And now I wish to avenge myself upon Admiral Kirk.

 

[LazySpy]

I'm afraid you have me mistaken for someone else. We have never met before.
Allow me to introduce myself. I am Khan, the superior human. In my time, I was a prince, ruler of the largest region of Earth, but we, my fellow genetically modified supermen and I, were betrayed and forced to evacuate the planet in our starship.
We were found, a few hundred years later, by Captain James T. Kirk. After a brief...misunderstanding, he marooned myself and my crew to Ceti Alpha V, which was ravaged by the destruction of Ceti Alpha VI, causing it to go completely barren. Most of my crew, and my wife, perished in the harsh environment, but I survived.

And now I wish to avenge myself upon Admiral Kirk.

I can help you in that. But if you trully want to kill this guy, what are you doing in this thread? I'm albeit sure he's not here.

 

[FinnishPokéFan92]

How could the one from underneath me even get out? I'm pinning it down, and its energy shield can't last forever. Sooner or later, it'll be smushed down like a rotten tomato.

 

[Maniacal Engineer]

How could the one from underneath me even get out? I'm pinning it down, and its energy shield can't last forever. Sooner or later, it'll be smushed down like a rotten tomato.

Emergency Temporal Shift, and a Dalek's energy supply, while finite, will greatly outlast the likes of you.

I can help you in that. But if you trully want to kill this guy, what are you doing in this thread? I'm albeit sure he's not here.

How can you assist me with my task? As for what I am doing here, I am searching for information on the Genesis project.

 

[FinnishPokéFan92]

*shirts* Oh, well. No can do. *falls asleep*