RANDOM MESSAGES 15: Go Storm Area 51...you weirdos

[Maniacal Engineer]

Now then, who do I need to enthrall to gain these moderator privileges?

 

[LazySpy]

*Attacks ^ with Luminaire.*
Crouch Jr. knows no secret technique to counter THIS!

 

[Maniacal Engineer]

*apparates away*
*is now disguised as Maniacal Engineer*

 

[LazySpy]

*Goes back in time and murders Barty Crouch's parents a'la Corvo years before he was born.*
Wait a minute, did I just revive Wormtail by doing that?

 

[Rainbow Cloud]

There shall only be one wielder of dark magic in this thread and fire shall burn eternally over my kingdom

All those who oppose me shall be destroyed as my sister will be.

 

[Maniacal Engineer]

Nope. Thanks to the power of the time turners, your attempts to get rid of Barty Jr. failed.

*disguised as Maniacal Engineer, thanks to the polyjuice potion, Crouch Jr. gains access to the staff control centers using the Admin Badge*

...now, let’s see here.
*begins reviewing RM’s history*

 

[LazySpy]

God dammit! I won't let Dark Lord be....
*Yawns*
Oh....well....guess I'll handle this tomorow...
*falls asleep*

 

[Maniacal Engineer]

*keyword searches Guzzlord*
...this might take a while. This is a long thread.
-_-

 

[Max1996]

*keyword searches Guzzlord*
...this might take a while. This is a long thread.
-_-

It certainly is, isn't it?

 

[Maniacal Engineer]

AH HA!
Here is the offending post!

*Guzzlord appears and eats the so called "Dark Lord"*

And everyone at RM lived happily ever after. The end!

Or is it?

Disclaimer: No, it not the end.

*examines the post closely*
Seems there is more here than meets the eye...

*casts a Specialis Revelio Spell on the post*

 

[LazySpy]

*Crono wakes up and sees polijuice potion wearing off on Maniacal Engineer, revealing Bartemius Crouch Jr.*
GREAT! JUST F*CKING GREAT!
DAMN! REVIVE THIS WRETCHED VOLDEMORT! I DON'T REALLY CARE ANYMORE!
*Sobs in the corner.*

 

[Maniacal Engineer]

Damn. This took longer than I thought. The potion is wearing off.

*attempts to apparate out of the admin control room, fails due to a surrounding force field*

 

[LazySpy]

*Crono turns around, latches onto Bartemius's back with his 3D gear and spinning his swords, he cuts Bartemius into pieces*
FINALLY! I KILLED A VILIAN! FIRST IN THIS THREAD PERHAPS OF MANY TO COME!
*Parades on Crouch Jr's. dead body, err.. pieces of body, err....whatever....*

 

[Icy Wind]

*Maleficent prevents Crouch Jr from dying by stealing Crono’s Epoch and going back through time*

 

[LazySpy]

*Maleficent stops Crouch Jr from dying by stealing Crono’s Epoch and going back through time*

But you destroyed the Epoch.
^ never happened because logic.

 

[Maniacal Engineer]

*Crono turns around, latches onto Bartemius's back with his 3D gear and spinning his swords, he cuts Bartemius into pieces*
FINALLY! I KILLED A VILIAN! FIRST IN THIS THREAD PERHAPS OF MANY TO COME!
*Parades on Crouch Jr's. dead body, err.. pieces of body, err....whatever....*

*Barty Crouch Jr. is currently in admin only territory, Chrono cannot enter*

 

[LazySpy]

*Barty Crouch Jr. is currently in admin only territory, Chrono cannot enter*

*Realises ^ is actually true*
*Goes back to sobbing*
Just please...let me kill a vilian...even a single one...I want death...of those...vilians...

 

[Kharixi]

*time travels into the thread*

 

[LazySpy]

*time travels into the thread*

AGAIN?

 

[Kharixi]

AGAIN?

Hm... so my future self already arrived, huh?