RANDOM MESSAGES 15: Go Storm Area 51...you weirdos

[Contrainer]

Good thing I've got sturdy shoes...

Vaporeon can't have sturdy...

blows up the fabric of reality

Help! I'm falling into the Distortion World! And there's no Wifi!

 

[Chidamari Sketch]

Spoiler

View: https://twitter.com/nocontextkirby/status/1135568392159617024

 

[Maniacal Engineer]

Help! I'm falling into the Distortion World! And there's no Wifi!

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Amz5vENAigA

 

[MegaPod]

View: https://youtu.be/x7ayFcynE-Q

 

[Chidamari Sketch]

Spoiler

 

[FinnishPokéFan92]

Vaporeon can't have sturdy...

I said shoes, not feet. And @TRNatalie, no offense, but I was kinda expecting a response back there.

 

[Chidamari Sketch]

Spoiler

 

[MegaPod]

a giant, sparkly, teal plastic wing nut twirls down a pole on top of MegaPod Tower where the Xurkitree spire usually is, and a display of teal fireworks goes off when it hits the bottom

HAPPY TEAL PLASTIC WING NUT DAY EVERYONE!!

raises a glass of sparkling juice with a teal plastic wing nut floating inside it

 

[Lone_Garurumon]

ATTENTION INTERNET!

Spoiler: Thousand Year Door spiritual successor:

 

[Contrainer]

How did I JUST realize that Bulbagarden Game Corner is a reference

 

[Lone_Garurumon]

How did I JUST realize that Bulbagarden Game Corner is a reference

We're actually illegal in the EU. That's why we're not allowed in games anymore.

 

[Maniacal Engineer]

I miss the old Game Corners.
When I get to Veilstone City in Platinum, imma play me some slots!

 

[MegaPod]

Wow, Teal Plastic Wing Nut Day spirit looks a little low in here. I think it’s time for me to share with you a little carol I wrote just for the occasion!

starts to sing and dance in a teal outfit with a plastic wing nut bowtie, broadcasting the performance all over RM

♪What has one hole and two long wings♪
♪For twisting on and off of things?♪
♪Made of plastic, colored teal♪
♪Can such a joy even be real?♪

♪Ohhhhhhhh♪

♪Teal plastic wing nut, you’re so great♪
♪And each June fourth, we celebrate♪
♪So let me be the first to say♪
♪Happy Teal Plastic Wing Nut Day!♪

♪We hide the wing nuts in sorbet♪
♪Then to our loved ones, give them ‘way♪
♪They eat the treat that doth conceal♪
♪The wing nuts that they now reveal♪
♪Long as it’s plastic and it’s tealll...♪
♪Otherwise, your love’s not real!♪

♪Teal plastic wing nut, you’re so great♪
♪On each June fourth, we celebrate♪
♪Let’s interlock our toes and say♪
♪Happy Teal Plastic Wing Nut Day!♪

♪I’ll take a wing nut, screw it on♪
♪The Teal Plastic Wing Nut Day baton♪
♪(It needn’t be a hexagon♪
♪That’s not a strict criterion)♪
♪I’ll don my hat and lead us ‘round♪
♪The Teal Plastic Wing Nut marching ground♪
♪The happy crowd shall cheer to see♪
♪Us circling the wing nut tree!♪

♪Teal plastic wing nut, you’re so great♪
♪On each June fourth, we celebrate♪
♪Let’s interlock our toes and say♪
♪Happy Teal Plastic Wing Nut Day!♪

♪Earl the Dunkleosteus♪
♪Kindly watches over us♪
♪When it comes time to go to bed♪
♪But before you rest your head♪
♪Upon the mattress where you lay♪
♪Place the wing nuts gained this day♪
♪And sleep upon them there tonight♪
♪Lest your dreams be plagued with fright♪
♪And Earl will seek you, scary moreso♪
♪To take a bite out of your torso♪
♪So heed this message, do comply♪
♪There’s no escape from Earl’s keen eye!♪

♪Ohhhhhhhh♪

♪Teal plastic wing nut, you’re so great♪
♪On each June fourth, we celebrate♪
♪Let’s interlock our toes and sayyyy...♪
♪Happy Teal Plastic Wing Nut Day!♪

takes a bow

 

[FinnishPokéFan92]

Wow, Teal Plastic Wing Nut Day spirit looks a little low in here. I think it’s time for me to share with you a little carol I wrote just for the occasion!

starts to sing and dance in a teal outfit with a plastic wing nut bowtie, broadcasting the performance all over RM

♪What has one hole and two long wings♪
♪For twisting on and off of things?♪
♪Made of plastic, colored teal♪
♪Can such a joy even be real?♪

♪Ohhhhhhhh♪

♪Teal plastic wing nut, you’re so great♪
♪And each June fourth, we celebrate♪
♪So let me be the first to say♪
♪Happy Teal Plastic Wing Nut Day!♪

♪We hide the wing nuts in sorbet♪
♪Then to our loved ones, give them ‘way♪
♪They eat the treat that doth conceal♪
♪The wing nuts that they now reveal♪
♪Long as it’s plastic and it’s tealll...♪
♪Otherwise, your love’s not real!♪

♪Teal plastic wing nut, you’re so great♪
♪On each June fourth, we celebrate♪
♪Let’s interlock our toes and say♪
♪Happy Teal Plastic Wing Nut Day!♪

♪I’ll take a wing nut, screw it on♪
♪The Teal Plastic Wing Nut Day baton♪
♪(It needn’t be a hexagon♪
♪That’s not a strict criterion)♪
♪I’ll don my hat and lead us ‘round♪
♪The Teal Plastic Wing Nut marching ground♪
♪The happy crowd shall cheer to see♪
♪Us circling the wing nut tree!♪

♪Teal plastic wing nut, you’re so great♪
♪On each June fourth, we celebrate♪
♪Let’s interlock our toes and say♪
♪Happy Teal Plastic Wing Nut Day!♪

♪Earl the Dunkleosteus♪
♪Kindly watches over us♪
♪When it comes time to go to bed♪
♪But before you rest your head♪
♪Upon the mattress where you lay♪
♪Place the wing nuts gained this day♪
♪And sleep upon them there tonight♪
♪Lest your dreams be plagued with fright♪
♪And Earl will seek you, scary moreso♪
♪To take a bite out of your torso♪
♪So heed this message, do comply♪
♪There’s no escape from Earl’s keen eye!♪

♪Ohhhhhhhh♪

♪Teal plastic wing nut, you’re so great♪
♪On each June fourth, we celebrate♪
♪Let’s interlock our toes and sayyyy...♪
♪Happy Teal Plastic Wing Nut Day!♪

takes a bow

You actually took the time to come up with and write full song lyrics? At least you're not lacking in tenacity...

 

[MegaPod]

Why, thank you!

Now how about some sorbet?
starts passing out bowls of mango sorbet to everyone near, each with a teal plastic wing nut buried inside

 

[TRNatalie]

I don’t think I could ever be so creative to write song lyrics like that. I tried once on a whim of hyperactivity but it sucked. :\

Why, thank you!

Now how about some sorbet?
starts passing out bowls of mango sorbet to everyone near, each with a teal plastic wing nut buried inside

Thank you!

 

[FinnishPokéFan92]

Why, thank you!

Now how about some sorbet?
starts passing out bowls of mango sorbet to everyone near, each with a teal plastic wing nut buried inside

No, thank you. I brought my own drink, which I prefer over mango.

starts drinking a strawberry milkshake

 

[LazySpy]

No, thank you. I brought my own drink, which I prefer over mango.

starts drinking a strawberry milkshake

Mango rules over strawberries.

 

[Lone_Garurumon]

No, thank you. I brought my own drink, which I prefer over mango.

starts drinking a strawberry milkshake

Sorbet's not a drink tho. It's kinda like... You know I don't actually know how to describe sorbet... I was gonna say "it's like ice cream", but it really isn't. Hmm...

 

[MegaPod]

Not to worry! I came prepared this year.

twists a magical teal plastic wing nut onto the end of a wand, then taps it on a bowl of sorbet, changing the flavor to strawberry

For you, Finnish