RANDOM MESSAGES 15: Go Storm Area 51...you weirdos

[MegaPod]

MegaPod Tower's appearance suddenly changes to that of an eerie stone tower, with a gigantic, Chandelure-esque lamp perched atop it where the Xurkitree spire used to be, and the once paved lot surrounding the base of the tower becomes overgrown with tall grass

 

[toastghost]

SIghtnado! If you said that the dial was gonna turn it into halloween, why didn't you get the dial sooner? now we get candy corn and... why is the thread covered in poptarts?

 

[FinnishPokéFan92]

SIghtnado! If you said that the dial was gonna turn it into halloween, why didn't you get the dial sooner? now we get candy corn and... why is the thread covered in poptarts?

...Could we go ONE day without the thread being covered in some kind of food? It's getting repetitive, predictable, and boring.

 

[toastghost]

ok. destroys all the food and walks away.

 

[FinnishPokéFan92]

ok. destroys all the food and walks away.

...Why do you always go to the extreme opposites? Don't you have a middle ground?

 

[toastghost]

munchlaxes don't have middle ground. i already told you. if i'm that annoying you should've told me sooner and i would already be gone

 

[FinnishPokéFan92]

munchlaxes don't have middle ground. i already told you. if i'm that annoying you should've told me sooner and i would already be gone

You're not! It's just the same tricks over and over. Could you try to learn to have a middle ground?

 

[toastghost]

a lot of the times i do it because nothing interesting is happening in the thread. but if its so terrible i'll stop. i guess my mascot can be stufful instead if you get tired of munchlax.

 

[FinnishPokéFan92]

a lot of the times i do it because nothing interesting is happening in the thread. but if its so terrible i'll stop. i guess my mascot can be stufful instead if you get tired of munchlax.

It's not the Munchlax's fault. You just don't have to force yourself into making something happen here.

 

[toastghost]

I-

SCREEECH

What the hell was that?!

 

[FinnishPokéFan92]

I-

SCREEECH

What the hell was that?!

Your guess is as good as mine...

 

[toastghost]

it's a banette! he's hungry... really hungry...

 

[FinnishPokéFan92]

it's a banette! he's hungry... really hungry...

Then feed him something. Something inanimate, preferably.

 

[toastghost]

feeds banette a donut

banette yells something and then banettes tackle munchlax

why did sightnado even have that dial if everything would turn into candy corn and halloween but then killer ghosts chase after us? This is madness!

 

[yudgefudge]

Alright 30 Days till Halloween!
They don't do it where I live, since it is a pagan holiday.
So, how will you all celebrate?

 

[FinnishPokéFan92]

feeds banette a donut

banette yells something and then banettes tackle munchlax

why did sightnado even have that dial if everything would turn into candy corn and halloween but then killer ghosts chase after us? This is madness!

Madness?

This.

Is.

Random.

MESSAGES!!

delivers a superpower kick on the Banette, sending them flying into the distance

Sorry. Couldn't resist making a reference...

 

[toastghost]

....is that a pokemon talk reference?

Wait, hold the phone. inspects the banette. That's a robot! That's a Banette-bot! A special robot made for killing! inspects the banette closer. It was made by Teddiursa! He tried to kill me!

 

[FinnishPokéFan92]

....is that a pokemon talk reference?

Spoiler

View: https://youtube.com/watch?v=eZeYVIWz99I

 

[toastghost]

* insert random message here *

 

[Doctor Floptopus]

But is anything truly random?