Random Messages 16: This Thread Is A Cursed Mall Area with Tables

[TRNatalie]

Well, if we can't beat them, let's do the next best thing!

uses Max Geyser and blasts the Daleks into space, before reverting to normal

Good riddance, tin cans.

* Watches as the robot falls back to the exact same spot *

 

[Maniacal Engineer]

Daleks can survive in space, bombard your planet, and still be home in time for tea.
Truly there are no other lifeforms quite like them. They are merciless exterminators.

 

[toastghost]

"Diamond Storm!"
Fires out a whirlwind of sharpened leaves in all directions, temporarily incapacitating the Missingno. clones

He's too strong, we'll have to coordinate our attacks if we are to stand a chance.

Oh, leave the punster alone. he's enjoying himself.

the Missingno. clones keep multiplying

You cannot stop the Punster Invasion.

throws plungers at everyone

Thanks for the plunger! This will be good for my plunger collection!

Very well, if my plungers don’t impress you, try some of this.

starts chucking whisks

Not the whisks! We'll have to whip eggs forever!

Alright then. Time to up the stakes once more. Prepare to be assaulted!

starts firing out salt shakers

mmm salt. You must've taken them off McDonald's fries. salts everyone

View: https://youtube.com/watch?v=HIeYI_LE6-A

My request... denied? I just wanted a candy cane!

 

[Maniacal Engineer]

I just wanted a candy cane!

View: https://youtube.com/watch?v=HIeYI_LE6-A

 

[toastghost]

View: https://youtube.com/watch?v=HIeYI_LE6-A

This has to be a nightmare! What kind of world won't let me have a candy cane?

 

[TRNatalie]

I just wanted a candy cane!

* Galarian Ponyta magicks up a candy cane forest for chibi *

 

[toastghost]

* Galarian Ponyta magicks up a candy cane forest for chibi *

It's...
BEAUTIFUL!

 

[ArrowTheArrow]

re-enters the thread and uses Spirit Shackle on the Daleks

They can't escape now. This should make things... easier.

 

[FinnishPokéFan92]

Daleks can survive in space, bombard your planet, and still be home in time for tea.
Truly there are no other lifeforms quite like them. They are merciless exterminators.

I was launching them to space to send them away from our planet! Can't you bolt buckets just give up and go harass some other planet?!

re-enters the thread and uses Spirit Shackle on the Daleks

They can't escape now. This should make things... easier.

Thanks.

 

[Maniacal Engineer]

re-enters the thread and uses Spirit Shackle on the Daleks

They can't escape now. This should make things... easier.

Well, now the Daleks are stuck here and cannot be banished. That makes my life easier. Thanks.

 

[toastghost]

Well, now the Daleks are stuck here and cannot be banished. That makes my life easier. Thanks.

Wait, the Daleks...
what?

Throws the Daleks into the armpit of the universe

Chaos is fun, but that prevented me from getting a candy cane!

 

[FinnishPokéFan92]

Wait, the Daleks...
what?

Throws the Daleks into the armpit of the universe

Chaos is fun, but that prevented me from getting a candy cane!

Thanks for that. But man, those things were more persistent than cockroaches...

 

[toastghost]

Thanks for that. But man, those things were more persistent than cockroaches...

They... were COCKROACHES?! I thought those things were already evil... BUT NOW I KNOW THEY ARE SATANISTS!

 

[ArrowTheArrow]

Thanks.

No problem.

 

[FinnishPokéFan92]

They... were COCKROACHES?! I thought those things were already evil... BUT NOW I KNOW THEY ARE SATANISTS!

No, I said they were like cockroa... Never mind.

 

[toastghost]

summons Nightmare because why not

...wait, i can see why not..

 

[Maniacal Engineer]

Throws the Daleks into the armpit of the universe

View: https://youtube.com/watch?v=HIeYI_LE6-A

 

[FinnishPokéFan92]

View: https://youtube.com/watch?v=HIeYI_LE6-A

RP, could you teach these things to expand their vocabulary?

 

[toastghost]

RP, could you teach these things to expand their vocabulary?

I would like them much more if they could tell jokes or something

 

[Maniacal Engineer]

Daleks don’t exactly have a massive vocabulary. Their creator didn’t see the need for them to be very verbose.

I suppose that’s why the Daleks and I work so well together. I’m cracking jokes, and they’re cracking skulls. Works well for everyone.