Random Messages 16: This Thread Is A Cursed Mall Area with Tables

[JollyYoshi]

Casually deletes italics off the entire internet

 

[Pigrider09]

reinstalls italics and goes through the secret door. There is a hedge maze, which I solve in 32 hours of madness. At the end, there is a pinko machine

This is a very in depth storyline

 

[guzmania]

Raises eyebrows at the realization that your username is in italics

steals the pinko machine

 

[Pigrider09]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO..... PEEEEEEEE

That was simply a decoy. The real pinko machine can only be used by someone with true intentions

 

[guzmania]

steals the real pinko machine regardless of whether or not i can use it

 

[Pigrider09]

Also a decoy. They are all decoys. There are a surprising amount of fake pinko machines in this room. Just so I am not softlocked though...

Activates Pinko machine. It puts all except milkshayke into a life sized mario level.

Oh no.

 

[guzmania]

I grab the nearest game controller and start grinning like a madwoman at the realization that I can probably, maybe, somehow use my companions' misfortune of being transported to the Mario world to bolster my top-secret plans of world domination

 

[toastghost]

milkshayke what the hell we were in team skull together i can't believe you'd transport me to a mario game

 

[guzmania]

sorry ghost, but team skull is part of rainbow rocket now. once i overthrow my dad it'll become rainbow skull instead, and then you can be my second in command

 

[toastghost]

quickly rushes through the level, and grabs the flag. since i beat the level, i got transported out. i activate the plinko machine myself, so milkshayke is transported.

 

[guzmania]

cries as I receive my comeuppance for my top-secret plans of world domination

 

[toastghost]

revenge is a dish best served cold. i can't believe you'd attempt world domination... without me

 

[guzmania]

cries harder because i feel really bad for not inviting ghost to conquer the world with me
ghost if you help me overthrow my dad you can be in charge and i'll be second

 

[toastghost]

sure! i can devise a wacky convoluted plan possibly involving these buttons

 

[Pigrider09]

Does a koopa troopa infinite life glitch

Ay immortality

 

[Dragondg]

Video game characters are real. Very real.

When did that happen?

 

[Dragondg]

picks strange item. Where am i and wHo are are all of youins!

 

[Proxima Centauri B]

42

 

[Pigrider09]

43

 

[Pikochu]

Double 4.