Random Messages 16: This Thread Is A Cursed Mall Area with Tables

[FinnishPokéFan92]

so... what do we do now?

Not sure. What would you want to do? Do you want to know why we brought you here?

 

[toastghost]

Not sure. What would you want to do? Do you want to know why we brought you here?

okay...

 

[FinnishPokéFan92]

okay...

Mewtwo explains

I hope you can be happy here.

 

[toastghost]

Mewtwo explains

I hope you can be happy here.

i-i'm not sure i follow. all you said was "mewtwo explains"

 

[FinnishPokéFan92]

i-i'm not sure i follow. all you said was "mewtwo explains"

looks around, pretending to be confused

...I didn't say that. What are you talking about?

(whispers) Try to avoid breaking the fourth wall, please.

explains everything to Jirachi

As I said, I hope you're happy here.

 

[toastghost]

looks around, pretending to be confused

...I didn't say that. What are you talking about?

(whispers) Try to avoid breaking the fourth wall, please.

explains everything to Jirachi

As I said, I hope you're happy here.

I am, just I still don't understand. You keep saying "explanation" over and over. It really isn't much of an explanation.

 

[FinnishPokéFan92]

I am, just I still don't understand. You keep saying "explanation" over and over. It really isn't much of an explanation.

Sigh

Okay, then...

Celebi transported us back into a random time, where we saw you. We had actually already met another Jirachi, who had left shortly because of a misunderstanding. So we decided that maybe you could come here in his place, since that other Jirachi had already fallen asleep. I hope you won't mind that.

 

[toastghost]

oh yeah. i remember that argument...

 

[FinnishPokéFan92]

oh yeah. i remember that argument...

Yeah, sorry about tha- Wait. But we just fetched you from the past...

 

[toastghost]

Yeah, sorry about tha- Wait. But we just fetched you from the past...

and yet i have memories from the present- or, was it the future? See, this is what happens when a Celebi walks into the thread.

 

[Blaine.]

Today has been meh. It atleast has been better than every other day

 

[toastghost]

Today has been meh. It atleast has been better than every other day

today has been better than normal. i don't have to go anywhere. i have off

 

[Maniacal Engineer]

My sister texted me from Israel today. This is the first time I’ve heard from her since classes started. Good to know she’s still alive.

 

[toastghost]

My sister texted me from Israel today. This is the first time I’ve heard from her since classes started. Good to know she’s still alive.

i think my friend on skype is dead. he hasn't messaged me since May.

 

[Maniacal Engineer]

That lout Zexy hasn’t spoken to me in months...that could be because he’s a zombie now, but...

 

[FinnishPokéFan92]

and yet i have memories from the present- or, was it the future? See, this is what happens when a Celebi walks into the thread.

It takes a lot to get my head spinning... But anyway, I hope you can accept my apology for causing the earlier misunderstanding. Friends?

extends his hand for a handshake

 

[Maniacal Engineer]

You have hands?!

 

[toastghost]

It takes a lot to get my head spinning... But anyway, I hope you can accept my apology for causing the earlier misunderstanding. Friends?

extends his hand for a handshake

oh, um... shakes Mewtwo's hand

You have hands?!

yeah, i didn't know he had hands.

That lout Zexy hasn’t spoken to me in months...that could be because he’s a zombie now, but...

the legendary fire chicken?

 

[FinnishPokéFan92]

oh, um... shakes Mewtwo's hand

shakes it back

I hope you can call me your friend. Because I certainly consider you one of mine.

You have hands?!

yeah, i didn't know he had hands.

Of course I do. Right here. Two of them, with three fingers on each. What else would I be holding this spoon with?

 

[toastghost]

I hope you can call me your friend. Because I certainly consider you one of mine.

aww thanks

What else would I be holding this spoon with?

oh, i dunno, your mind? you're a psychic type, right?