Random Messages 16: This Thread Is A Cursed Mall Area with Tables

[toastghost]

covers the moose in mousse

 

[FinnishPokéFan92]

Suddenly, candy canes.

 

[toastghost]

candy canes rain bring chibi back to his senses, turning him back into jack frost, making the mousse monster blast off again

 

[Maniacal Engineer]

Candy canes?
...wait.
It's not October anymore, is it?

 

[toastghost]

no hee ho, it's the most wonderful time of the year!

 

[Maniacal Engineer]

...my birthday?

 

[toastghost]

nope, december, hee ho!

 

[Maniacal Engineer]

nope, december, hee ho!

How is that the most wonderful time of the year? Nothing happens in December other than snow, cold, and darkness. It’s one of the worst months.
F-

 

[toastghost]

How is that the most wonderful time of the year? Nothing happens in December other than snow, cold, and darkness. It’s one of the worst months.
F-

you must've forgot that christmas, hannukah, new years and kwanzaa existed, hee ho! starts decorating a christmas tree

 

[Snowy]

How is that the most wonderful time of the year? Nothing happens in December other than drought, heat, and darkness. It’s one of the worst months.
F-

FTFY.

 

[toastghost]

FTFY.

gasp don't put words in ME's mouth, hee ho! it's time for punishment!
throws flaming snowballs

 

[Snowy]

Sorry but I too see nothing good about this time of year. It gets needlessly hot (And July gets needlessly freezing), and features Christmas and my birthday... neither of which I'm a fan of.

 

[toastghost]

Sorry but I too see nothing good about this time of year. It gets needlessly hot (And July gets needlessly freezing), and features Christmas and my birthday... neither of which I'm a fan of.

b-but where's your christmas spirit, hee ho?

 

[Maniacal Engineer]

you must've forgot that christmas, hannukah, new years and kwanzaa existed, hee ho! starts decorating a christmas tree

Hanukah, which is the only of those holidays that I celebrate, doesn't happen in December at all.
It happens at the end of the Hebrew month of Kislev, which floats around the Gregorian calendar a bit.

 

[Snowy]

b-but where's your christmas spirit, hee ho?

I haven't had Christmas spirit since I was 9;

 

[Maniacal Engineer]

I never had Christmas spirit.

 

[toastghost]

I haven't had Christmas spirit since I was 9;

I never had Christmas spirit.

b-b-BUT SCOTTY CLAUS WOULD PUT YOU ON THE NAUGHTY LIST, HEE HO!
JUST LIGHT SOME SNOW ON FIRE OR SOMETHING, HEE! JUST ANYTHING BUT BEING MEAN TO SCOTTY, HO!

 

[Snowy]

I'm too busy to be on the naughty list.

 

[toastghost]

I'm too busy to be on the naughty list.

well i'll take your presents and stocking stuffers, hee ho!

 

[Maniacal Engineer]

b-b-BUT SCOTTY CLAUS WOULD PUT YOU ON THE NAUGHTY LIST, HEE HO!
JUST LIGHT SOME SNOW ON FIRE OR SOMETHING, HEE! JUST ANYTHING BUT BEING MEAN TO SCOTTY, HO!

Laddie, I'm an engineer and I like scotch. Scotty ain't gonna touch ME.