Random Messages 16: Keep Off The Grass

[TheCapsFan]

Go Jaguars

 

[beryllium]

i hate being from quasi-chicago why does our team suck so much

 

[Pigrider09]

Da bears

 

[beryllium]

theyre so ridiculously terrible its genuinely just embarrassing to behold, chicagoan or not

 

[DawningWinds]

What sport has been sporting wrong this time?

 

[toastghost]

every sport is always sporting wrong

 

[DawningWinds]

Yes, but the sports fans are clearly complaining about a specific sport that's sporting wrong

 

[beryllium]

its the bears. the bears are sporting SO wrong rn

 

[toastghost]

i like bears. very good animal. munchlax is my favorite.

 

[Pigrider09]

What happened to the button btw?

 

[beryllium]

i ate it

 

[toastghost]

what?! i had dibs!

 

[beryllium]

sorry. if i find another you can have it i promise

 

[Pigrider09]

Time for violence
cuts open Eri!'s stomach and retreives the button. I quickly sew her stomach back up, then press the button. One button appears for every active member of the forums. Plus 18653946683254982173032243080326490 extra

I figured that would happen. Well I guess we can do whatev- Chokes on button that now fill the room

 

[toastghost]

um. what

 

[Pigrider09]

COUGH COUGH

What is not understood?

 

[beryllium]

easy he cut open my stomach, retrieved the button, pressed it, and then choked on the overabundance of buttons that now fill the room

 

[JollyYoshi]

The walls in the room have begun to bulge

 

[Pigrider09]

One of the walls collapses and several of the buttons flow into a different thread. Still, more buttons fill the room and the walls continue to be pressured

That can't be great.

 

[toastghost]

maybe you should think twice before cutting someone open