Random Messages 16: This Thread Is A Cursed Mall Area with Tables

[Rainbow Cloud]

I mean, in my Platinum LP I have...

Nice
Was wondering if you had aquired enough souls of staffers to form a Spiritomb though.

 

[Maniacal Engineer]

Nice
Was wondering if you had aquired enough souls of staffers to form a Spiritomb though.

Like I said, in my Platinum LP I have.

 

[FinnishPokéFan92]

*eat a Mignon Egg*

 

[Maniacal Engineer]

Don't eat ME! That's very rude.

...plus, I'm pretty sure I'd give you food poisoning.

 

[Crystal Onix]

If you need more souls, you can always take out a loan from the soul bank.

*pretends someone else is talking* Yeahhh, I've heard a lot of good things about the soul bank, I'd get a loan from them.

Thank you, random stranger from the crowd who totally isn't just me pretending like I can throw my voice!
Yeah, that's what I'll go with.

 

[Snowy]

Pretty sure Enzap owns my soul now... It's... *Sound of paper flipping* in my contract.

"Any souls previously owned by ME, or the souls of any new recruit, shall forever be the property of Enzap."

 

[Maniacal Engineer]

That contract isn’t valid. It was written on toilet paper.

 

[Snowy]

Toilet paper is extremely valuable these days.

If you dispute the contract, take it up with the boss.

 

[toastghost]

i own my own soul

 

[Maniacal Engineer]

Toilet paper is extremely valuable these days.

If you dispute the contract, take it up with the boss.

I am the boss.

 

[DawningWinds]

I am the boss.

I think Snowy was referring to Enzap, in this case.

 

[Maniacal Engineer]

He was. Doesn’t matter, tho. I’m on equal footing with Enzap, so...

 

[DawningWinds]

There's only one Head Administrator.

 

[toastghost]

There's only one Head Administrator.

but there's a lot of former head admins, and besides, when it comes to f&g, ME is god

 

[Chidamari Sketch]

sig-kun is a baby boy

 

[Snowy]

I am the boss.

I think Snowy was referring to Enzap, in this case.

He was. Doesn’t matter, tho. I’m on equal footing with Enzap, so...

Okay, but I'm collecting Bulba bosses like normal people collect stamps. I'm up to 3 so far. I wonder if I could con my own onto Cress' team to make that four.

There's only one Head Administrator.

Technically speaking, Enzap outranks everyone on the forum...

But ME isn't forum staff so... He MIGHT be on par with Enzap. I'll have to consult my contract *sound of paper shuffling*

 

[Chidamari Sketch]

Spoiler

 

[Maniacal Engineer]

There's only one Head Administrator.

True, but the Head Administrator rank is a Bulbagarden Project Head, just like my Multimedia Executive rank is a Bulbagarden Project Head. Ergo, we are on equal footing.

but there's a lot of former head admins, and besides, when it comes to f&g, ME is god

Weeeeeeeeellllll, while this is technically true, since I am the former F&G Section Head, so is Enzap. I suppose the only difference is, I was never actually replaced as F&G's Section Head, since the Section Head rank was retired shortly before my promotion to admin.

Technically speaking, Enzap outranks everyone on the forum...

But ME isn't forum staff so... He MIGHT be on par with Enzap. I'll have to consult my contract *sound of paper shuffling*

I am. Both Head Administrator and Multimedia Executive are Project Head level ranks.

 

[Vulpix037]

There's only one Head Administrator.

Don't tell me we've beheaded all but one of the admins...

 

[Maniacal Engineer]

Don't tell me we've beheaded all but one of the admins...

Whew. Good thing I got out of that job while I was still ahead.