Random Messages 16: This Thread Is A Cursed Mall Area with Tables

[PurplePopplio]

Here's the good part of my story: I had been meaning for months to get the key duplicated for my car, since it only came with one. Guess what I did after that day.

Got a duplicate?
That's awful. This is why procrastination is such a bad habit. But it's hard to shake that awful habit.

 

[Maniacal Engineer]

At least you learned from your mistake.

Zinnplz. I’m ME. I don’t make mistakes. I make colossal fuckups.

Here's the good part of my story: I had been meaning for months to get the key duplicated for my car, since it only came with one. Guess what I did after that day.

My car has a spare key. The problem is, when I locked myself out of the car, I was over 20 miles away from the person who has the spare, and I wasn’t going to drag them 20 miles out of their way just to save my sorry ass.

 

[Fan of Jarrus]

Funny Chopper video.

View: https://youtu.be/Cnb5Z_myNJY

 

[Maniacal Engineer]

I don’t see any helicopters in that thumbnail.

 

[Fan of Jarrus]

Just Ezra and Kanan dressed as Stormtroopers with Kallus.

 

[ZinnLav]

Zinnplz. I’m ME. I don’t make mistakes. I make colossal fuckups.

Mistakes Everywhere

 

[Maniacal Engineer]

Mistakes Eliminated

 

[Chevywolf30]

I don’t see any helicopters in that thumbnail.

Or motorcycles.

 

[Maniacal Engineer]

Why do they call motorcycles “choppers” anyway?

 

[MegaPod]

Why do they call motorcycles “choppers” anyway?

It’s actually rather simple: motorcycles have two wheels, which resemble wagon wheel pasta. Wagon wheel pasta is also known as Rotelle, which spelled backwards makes “elletor,” which rhymes with Skeletor. Skeletor’s purple panther is named Panthor, the second syllable of which is also the name of Thor, a Norse god and a character in the Marvel Cinematic Universe. And what is Thor’s weapon starting in Infinity War? Stormbreaker, an enchanted axe. And what do axes do???

...They wound enemies when you swing it at them! And what else do you swing? A playground swing! And sometimes you have so much fun swinging on a playground swing, you lose track of time and run late for things. And what do people sometimes say to hasten you to go somewhere or do something? “Chop chop!” Hence the name “choppers.”

 

[ZinnLav]

I gave up by the fifth word

 

[Maniacal Engineer]

It’s actually rather simple: motorcycles have two wheels, which resemble wagon wheel pasta. Wagon wheel pasta is also known as Rotelle, which spelled backwards makes “elletor,” which rhymes with Skeletor. Skeletor’s purple panther is named Panthor, the second syllable of which is also the name of Thor, a Norse god and a character in the Marvel Cinematic Universe. And what is Thor’s weapon starting in Infinity War? Stormbreaker, an enchanted axe. And what do axes do???

...They wound enemies when you swing it at them! And what else do you swing? A playground swing! And sometimes you have so much fun swinging on a playground swing, you lose track of time and run late for things. And what do people sometimes say to hasten you to go somewhere or do something? “Chop chop!” Hence the name “choppers.”

Ah. Yes. That makes perfect sense.

 

[PurplePopplio]

Ah. I love making connections when there aren't any or they're very loose.

 

[MegaPod]

Loose connections are the best ones, after all! In plumbing, they’re the kind of connections that let you actually see water flowing from outside of metal pipes. And how else would you know you’ve done a good job with the plumbing?

 

[ZinnLav]

I sure hope my plumbing isn't lose

 

[MegaPod]

No, your plumbing is win! A winner is you!

 

[Maniacal Engineer]

Loose connections are the best ones, after all! In plumbing, they’re the kind of connections that let you actually see water flowing from outside of metal pipes. And how else would you know you’ve done a good job with the plumbing?

Ugh. don't remind me that at this time last year I was dealing with basement flooding. -_-

 

[Chidamari Sketch]

And how else would you know you’ve done a good job with the plumbing?

Well, its either when it gets you a perpetual grudge against a demonic tribe of turtles...

...or when it gets you stuck in an airship as it uncontrollably cruises through the depths of the multiverse.

 

[Maniacal Engineer]

or you just have a fat plumber in a red shirt and hat and blue overalls travel through the pipes to warp to different locations.

 

[Fan of Jarrus]

Wise Kanan is great.